Tonight at D&D, I made a pun so bad, the DM immediately leveled me up

Iggy Pop saying "fuck it" and going off script about Jack White is my highlight of the night

Well, thats gonna be a fun match to hear about for two weeks

That's my Starboy

Imma need Ben White to get out there and do some dark arts

They can concuss our players, no problem. Our guy wins the ball with a light hip check - yellow card.

"We would rather be ruined than changed; We would rather die in our dread Than climb the cross of the moment And let our illusions die." —W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety

I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live. Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.

Yeah you know what, the description of Lugaid beheading Cú Chulainn was really missing hand-drawn emoticons, that's absolutely what we needed in this specific moment

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market. This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

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I'm going the Godmother from Bay Cities. Maximum explosiveness, hot pepper stank. Full bread missile.

if you can't handle journalists asking clarifying follow up questions you have no business managing reporters. go run a dick's sporting goods

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

My bestie just came through with my new favorite snack and like, I know it's a small thing, but paying attention to minutiae like what snacks a person likes and surprising them with it might be one of the most genuine expressions of love there is

Gunners stay winning

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

In exchange, all American dems have to now say 1 nice thing about the Dodgers

How do we shoehorn Not Like Us into this California victory

stay tuned

Finally something that would make me try Tubi

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

I'm gonna need us to come through on passing prop 50

this is objectively hilarious

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

My dad knew Cheney since he was fords chief of staff and would always say “i liked him then. Idk what the hell happened” In the run up to the second Iraq war my dad wrote an article comparing it to the gulf of Tonkin and Cheney himself made sure my father was fired from his gov job Anyway he’s dead

When Raya wins the Golden Glove, he better split custody with Gabriel and Saliba

Aaand this is how I learned about that

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

this is very cool: Kodak quietly relisted Kodak Gold and Ultramax on its website and confirmed to me it is selling the films directly to photography stores again. this is a big deal because for the last decade, Kodak has not controlled distribution of its own film www.404media.co/kodak-quietl...

Every time I watch a Howard Hawks joint, I remember why I love movies. Right now I'm being exhausted by Carole Lombard and John Barrymore and it's absolutely worth it

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

I hope we keep Ordaz for a good long while

Why do so many Austin players have frosted tips? Is Sugar Ray playing halftime?

Bouanga hat trick

GOAL BY SON 🖤💛 Seems like a good time to drop this photo

Okay LA, let's keep the good times rolling. DALE BLACK & GOLD LAFC 🖤💛

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

The perfect millennial costume doesn't exi-

I fucking love my city. Congratulations Dodgers. 💙🤍

WILL SMITH FREE BEER FOR LIFE

Everyone got their comfy clothes? Their emotional support beer?

Wild how Yamamoto is The Only Pitcher

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

Ohtani to Rojas before he went up: They're saying you suck on Bluesky. They're saying someone should hit for you. They're say-

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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