CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Well there was a Buzz Lightyear movie that implied lesbians existed so now I hope you understand

The NYT liveblog on the autism press conference is a fascinating read -- largely because it's written by health reporters and not political reporters. Look at how direct and appropriately shocked these posts are! www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Seeing people who are just not wired for anything but rage and schadenfreude try to figure out the performance of grief is genuinely anthropologically fascinating

inject this right into my privates

Dak. No.

Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣

Imagine watching the Charlie Kirk memorial and finding out you missed out on seeing like 5 blocked FGs

WHAT A CIRCUS CATCH BY JACOB YOUNG FEATURING A KICK SAVE AND A BEAUTY

The editors on that planned Sinclair documentary got through about 10 minutes of this sort of footage and went, ummm.

this is happening to bill belichick as we speak and it's like you guys don't even care

Blue is a menace

Dude on the right killed it. They all did. This rules.

ATHAN KALIAKMANIS HEISMAN GAME???

Rutgers QB looked legit from the first two throws so I was looking up his stats and saw he was a Minnesota QB a couple years back. Almost 3k yards at Rutgers last year is kinda nutty too. Then I saw him throw that bomb just now and thought as it was in the air “Rutgers has a QB??!!”

Iowa return man was MOVING

Jj mccarthy looks like Michael Shannon (a little bit)

ah, well

I do think regime members are forgetting there is a tomorrow. And maybe a day after that.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

I call this piece the “Hypocrisy of Rosenbury: A story of American Fascism”

Jon Bois knows that the AFC west is up for grabs.

Blaming the wifi? What a fuckin doofus

He meant this as a compliment.

Lot of people with money failing the Bitch Detection Test

If I was trying to paint my political opposition as murderers, I would simply not openly admit to breaking the "do not murder people" law.

the Colorado school shooter from the same day that Charlie Kirk was killed posted himself holding his gun on Twitter / X where he followed multiple far right accounts weird how you wouldn't call on Elon Musk too to testify at an online radicalization hearing

People remembering Robert Redford for how he lived: as a great actor, charitable, and smoking hot.

I think it's genuinely heartwarming that instead of doing a bunch of tryhard film posting today everyone is just like "no Robert Redford could get it like no one in human history"

Unfortunately, this only means they have to give Justin Watson more snaps. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.

Congressional oversight committee to making sure my web browser doesn’t ask me if I want to “continue to app”. I never wiiiiill.

Texans DL is demons

All it took was the Bucs losing both of their starting tackles for Rachaad White to become a good between the tackles runner.

The Texans will not know peace until they, like the chiefs prior to unleashing Rashee Rice, cut it the fuck out with the Justin Watson stuff.

JD Vance is the biggest fucking loser of the pile of losers they have. Anything coming out of his mouth is an outright lie, you can guarantee that.

Someone posted this again today and I cannot believe how it’s just the skeleton key for like 75% of American politics

Wow. This is way worse than Burisma employing Hunter Biden. We're talking about 1,000 to 2,000 times the money, with a much clearer quid pro quo. Trump's finished. All of those people who cared about corruption are going to be *livid*.

wait no not like this

Jordan Mason runs so damn hard. He’s a fun player to watch.

Falcons didn’t need that timeout anyway.

Third time is the charm for Thornton

Oooooh, that is a KILLER, Trav

I’m so glad that football is a legit thing on Bluesky now.

Devonta smith with the Mike Williams in memoriam there