Come to the 2nd (and maybe last) wrestling event I'm running - I promise you nothing but fun! TONIGHT!

I knew it!

Congratulations to my friends who made the PWI500 your talent and hard work have paid off...and/or your check cleared; either way, fantastic achievement for an indie wrestler ♥️

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

This Saturday! We party! These matches and more. Tickets available here www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/...

September has been a very exhausting year.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

So the right-wingers that said, "If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack." Did yall really mean that? Because I may take you up on that soon. Thanks

"People today couldn't handle this movie." - Someone who hasn't watched a movie made after 1988

can the millennials finally let go of Harry Potter now that Rowling is literally fucking quoting Mein Kampf?

Leaking more match graphics for 9/27 SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE! Wallington NJ

Bluesky will get two match announcements today for 9/27 in Wallington NJ

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

SATURDAY FIGHT LIVE! WALLINGTON NJ SAT SEP 27

Hi - I wrote a very sweet children's book to honor my husband, who was recently diagnosed with ALS (a terminal, rapid neuromuscular disease) and give my son something to cherish about he and his father. Grab a copy? Terracalaway.bigcartel.com

In the dying days of old Twitter, I posted a thread trying to determine who the oldest wrestlers to ever compete were. Let's revisit that today. 🧵🤼‍♂️

Me n who?

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Post Raisin Random Picshure, or wake me up when Septdumber Ends.

Strictly based on vibes. But the Gillette Labs guys probably not only says it, but uses a Hard R as well.

In Middleton, NY. This guy probably saved his neighbors from Trump's masked thugs. This is how you firmly assert your rights and stand up for our communities.

Last two weeks of Summer. It's time for The Fall...of America.

oh shit. It's #WorldPhotographyDay I take photos. These are photos that don't have blood in them. Do you want to see my bloodier photos? #wrestleSky #photography

Dropkick Depression: It's Fun to Play October 11, 2025 YMCA of Piscataway, NJ Tickets on sale now! ddplay.bpt.me

Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan

not unique to wikipedia but i love that every list of "wrestling controversies" is like - double murder suicide - they booked the world title bad - industrial accident murder - they booked the world title bad - organized crime murder - organized crime murder

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her

This is some heat...can't life at least let me get a little falsie in?

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Something about the name "Dierks Bentley" always makes me say it in a really bad Schwarzenegger impersonation.

🎶 2 cases of red, 2 cases of white...whatever kind of mood you're in tonight 🎶

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Real fans know that Hulk Hogan died way better in Japan.

Devastating loss... So iconic... Inspired me to do what I do today. RIP Chuck Mangione

The Naked Guys

to disable the fucking AI chatbot in Firefox: * go to about:config * set browser.ml.chat.enabled to false

Giant Babadook. Art by me. #WrestleSky 🤼

they're selling twink dongs at the grocery store now

Sick of everything being Orwellian or Kafkaesque. I demand more Scarrylous situations, where animals drive vehicles and run small businesses.

My fat is apparently very crafty and comes up with many ways to make sure I stay fat.

Hey! Bill Goldburglar is a saint!

Had a date last night cut short because they were a Trump supporter. I feel bad, I could have still sat thru dinner, but why waste time? I think it was their unironic use of the phrase "daddy Trump" that made my soul slam shut. I thought we made that up to mock the homophobes.

i can’t remember anything that has felt more foisted upon us than AI. repeatedly telling us why we actually need is like thinking a joke will get funnier the more you explain it.

Under the Trump administration, gamers are literally more oppressed than pedophiles

SOME FACT: as much as 87% of facts on the internet are inaccurately referred to as "fun."