[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

This right here...this is the guy.

would that our Democratic Party leadership had half the moral courage of a Martha's Vineyard pierogie vendor

Racists and abuse apologists have taken me from “Mamdani is cool, I hope he does well” to “fuck yes crush their hopes and dreams, let everyone opposed to him wither.”

This is high art

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

🇪🇬👑

so these homeschool clonetank claremont institute guys thought "grants" was just shit that went to the Woke University Basketweaving College For Dyed Hair Bisexuals Who Won't Fuck Me and not the way that, like, 90% of government programs worked, huh

Then you should know exactly what you can do to yourself

I am unbelievably excited for the daily stories quoting Trump supporters saying, “We didn’t think he’d actually do that.”