if you go to the store you are my enemy

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there's a butch dyke who comes into the store where i work who, except for her bleached blonde pixie cut, is a dead ringer for patton oswalt

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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

They dropped Dasha? I’m surprised they were able to hold her fat ass for so long

if json's on here this place really has the juice

if you can donate to leslie's gfm here, that will help his family cover funeral expenses and loss of income for a little bit. thanks

Autogynephilia

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poor people have a lot of sex because it's something fun you can do for free

electric car

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I hate to do this again. I've been sick and missing work, and my works been fucking me on hours again, so i need about 450 to be in the safe zone for my rent, so anything you can spare helps

Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946

coydog at the club #coydog #ivyart

some of god's little creatures could get it

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it's called sick time cus it's sick when you don't have to go to work

"actually", 2025

What did you think they would do to you after you told them genocide was okay? You watched them sponsor the terror and slaughter of the people of Gaza. You saw it livestreamed on your phone. You saw children carrying their siblings' body parts in bags. And you sent them donations and endorsed them.

uma tail is so perfect for virgin killer sweater i'm kinda blown away its not drawn more

never voting for a democrat again lol

this image is too profound for 99.998% of people. are you one of the 0.002% who understand?

Colourful clown smiling for photo (monoprint/drawing)

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

are there any trannies who listen to taylor swift. idk any

marx failed to consider littles

people need to start viewing politicians the way they currently view retail and food service workers

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wow! the breasts of a fictional character

this site sucks because of the people who wanna use it like linkedin

women don't even say "i love you" anymore, they just say "i'm going to hit you in the head with a sledgehammer "

humanity evolved to pee in the shower

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GUNSTAR HEROES TREASURE 1993 GENESIS

yeah that was really good and now i have it forever or i can pass it on to a friend orwahtever cuz books are magical little oibjects you hold in your hand give winona monie for books

a dog talking to bugs

trans women like daria because it's a show about a girl who knows better than everyone around her (or at least acts like it) and is ignored and talked over for failing to adequately perform femininity

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