The director should have had Tommy Lee Jones at the end of the film go "Oh, I am old, and this country isn't for me, i guess!"

Dewsbury-Hall sounds like Cockney rhyming slang for a gentleman’s undercarriage #NUFC

ואף ביתר שאת

"Left on the economy, right on the culture," is just fascism in the end. Also it will never take you left on the economy in the long run, because a machine built for eating people will keep eating people.

And I'll keep on fighting for the things I want Because I know that when you're dead you can't And I'd rather be a free man in my grave than live my life a puppet or a slave Rest in power Jimmy Cliff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmc5...

A victorious day for just put the ball in the fucking box corner taking really

Roses are red Violets are exquisite

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

The West has Fallen. The Mayor of New York City is an Arsenal fan.

What do we think theyre talking about

Roses are red, Every morning I use my toaster abcnews.go.com/US/woman-sue...

BIG NICK MAKES IT TWO!!!!! 😍

Nick Pope

The more I look at this photo, the more wonders it discloses. Allow me a mini-thread:

Films: We need to hack a keycard, obtained by seducing one of the guards. We then need to drop in from the skylight after jumping from a plane, and dodge all of the lasers and traps, carefully switching the jewels for fakes that weigh the same to avoid tripping the alarm. Real life:

Goal!! Out of nowhere the ball drops to Lois Joel who hits an absolute rocket from distance to keep us in the game!! 2-2 #NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen

“A shot of Arteta’s salty tears please, Barman” #nufc

The thick of it Faulty towers Seinfeld The League of gentlemen Yes prime minister A bit of Fry & Laurie The Royle family Black adder Brooklyn nine nine The Simpsons

The Kabbalistic Tree of Baking Whereby divine Volume emanates to the lower vessels & is differentiated into units

Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!!Fuck!!! #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

Where’s the Emmy for acting like everything's fine.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Here we go!

“OMG Stanley, just pick a damn spot!” “THERE. Are you happy now, Alison?” “Took you long enough.”

No wonder we took so long trying and failing to get Sesko to sign. We kept offering him a pen, he kept refusing to take it.

אתם רוצים שרשור על מאיפה הגיעו השמות המערביים "סין" "יפן" ו"קוריאה" לארצות שקוראות לעצמן ג'וֹנג-גוּאוֹ, ניהוֹן והאנגוּק/ג'וֹסן בהתאמה? ובכן, סתמו. לא אכפת לי אם אתם רוצים. #אטימולוגיה (שימו לב: אני לא מומחית בכלום רק קוראת ספרים, טל"ח, וגם לא יודעת מה התעתיק המקובל לעברית מהשפות האלה, הלכתי לפי האוזן)

יש שלושה סוגים של שקרים- שקרים, שקרים ארורים ו"דווקא לא נורא בחוץ בערב, יש אצלנו בריזה".

Best thing I’ve seen all week.

כשאלוהים סוגר את חלון החלבון הוא פותח דלת לפחמימה

N: Kevo, Finland E: Tokyo, Japan W: San Francisco, US S: Cape Town, SA

רק מזכירה לרגע שאנחנו באוגוסט, שגם בשנים סבבה (זוכרות שנים סבבה? היו פעם) הוא חודש עם מקדם מחרידות גבוה במיוחד

For the time ever England and #nufc have won a trophy in the same year.

When your girls have just won the Euros vs Realising it’s Sunday and you have to go to work tomorrow

The reaction from this young fan to Chloe Kelly's game-winning goal sending England to the Euro final is EVERYTHING. Look at what it means!!!🥹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🎥 X/claire_s_1989

tfw you’re about to beat England in regulation time:

I love this. In Basel they've changed some of the green traffic lights to women footballers for the Euros

50% spelt sourdough with pecans

כרגיל העמותה שאני תורמת דרכה למי שמעוניין: cleanshelter.org

Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1. Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.

I bet we're straight on the blower to ManUre. 🤢🤢🤮 We'll probably not lose any of the "normally class" lads this summer... So there's that... I suppose. #nufc #hwtl #neweve 🖤🤍

2025 saw Newcastle, Spurs, Crystal Palace and even Harry fuckin Kane win a trophy. Mental 😅

Brunooooooo 🖤🤍