Anyone need a ticket for tonight? £75 Milburn Stand

Anyone need a ticket for tonight? £75 Milburn Stand

Yes! #nufc

If you had any doubt that Hope is massive ego bellend than look at the Swedish flags. You got the exclusive. Well done. This cunt would scream with joy if he got the Exclusive Newcastle have gone into Liquidation

The Athletic going through the time of events of the Ekitike deal. As far as I was concerned Newcastle name being leaked to the media, specifically Fab Romano who gave it the BIG ONE double barreled, it was to flush out Liverpool for more money And reading between the lines this confirm it #nufc

Bring back Mandy as well That's what I say. #nufc

I dont have much positive or nice things to say about our board & that wont change much when you think that they have allowed Isak speculation to go into overdrive when all they needed to do was give the current best striker in the world a new contract Which is still pending ⏳️ 🤬 #Useless #nufc

Thats about right that tbf @planetfootball.bsky.social

Im old enough remember My Club chasing after Marc Guehi all summer long yet the following summer seem totally uninterested when hes way cheaper to buy.

Newcastle made an offer 48 hours ago that was rejected and its been leaked to media today to flush out a different club. Groundhog Day. Such fun this window. Im really enjoying it 🤣 #nufc

"Ah shit, here we go again" #nufc

We can be No.1 Yet we do nothing

Read this. 👍🏻 Wilson brave enough to say what needs saying #nufc

Aye my love for Bill Clinton runs deep. Love the man. Got a picture on my wall. Will delete my BS account shortly.

New Stadium plans ❌️ New Training ground plans ❌️ Big Saudi sponsor on stadium ❌️ Training kit sponsor ❌️ New players ❌️ Pump a billion into Fifa club cup to help other clubs ✅️ Overpay stupid fees for other clubs players ✅️ Looking at sponsoring Spurs stadium ✅️ What's the point #nufc being owned by PIF?

Sensational from Sussex 😅😅👏👏

We need a new spine to come in. Goalkeeper Right sided centre back, Schar is getting old & too cool for school sometimes Another midfielder as Willock is terrible and Miley doesn't seem ready Back up centre forward as no Isak and we cant score. #nufc

Finally back home from the match. If there was any doubt we are genuinely desperate for new players its what I've just witnessed over 90 mins. Two sides played and both got beat 2-0. Fresh blood & genuinely quality MUST come in over next fortnight. No more fuckin about. No excuses. #nufc

Im sorry but our recruitment team are an absolute disgrace the amount time they have been wasting. Why would Burnley accept anything from us that a penny less than the £40m buy back clause they have with Man City when City have been sniffing around Trafford all summer. Why are we so naive? #nufc

Trafford to Man City?!! Haha. This window is very loudly turning into a circus and our fans will tell you we've been playing 4D chess 🤪🤪 #nufc

Of course Fab came out in full sex God mode when every other fucker looked ridiculous 😅😅 #nufc

Aye, you see what we're doing is selling him for £300m then loaning him back for 12 months. 🤙 #nufc

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Eddie Howe saying there's been a lot of work for very little actual incomings on transfers And he isnt wrong is he? Being led up garden paths and chasing players we were never gonna get. And it seems we are only capable (for some reason) of doing one deal at a time. Which is baffling! #nufc

Newcastle want Wissa you say? INSTANTLY Man Utd are in for Mbeumo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 #nufc

Yoane Wissa highlights of his 24 G&A in all comps 24/25 season. youtu.be/BgVsOHFhss8?...

Premier League 2024/25: Alexander Isak goals from open play = 19 Yoane Wissa goals from open play = 19 Crazy how off the radar that is. Anywhere around £35m is well worth it imo. #nufc

I reckon £35m + £5m in performance bonuses gets this done. #nufc #Wissa

Just an enquiry then walk away 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 Hope its true and the past 48 hours has been horseshit pumped up by specific media types #nufc

"Ekitike wants Liverpool" He always wanted Liverpool. We were played. Was obvious. Hope we learn from it as this isnt the first time in a matter of weeks. Go get someone who wants to play for us like a Wissa or whoever 👍🏻 #nufc

This is better. An option who would cost less and I assume wouldn't be demanding to start every week. Just need it to be a decent fee. Officially 12 months left on his contract not including the 12 month extension they could trigger. #nufc

It lasted 48 hours. Bring in Newcastle, feed it to Romano and the media, flush out Liverpool to maximise their bid, jobs a good un. Absolute classic transfer behaviour. Now people have all experienced it twice with Joao Pedro and Ekitike I hope they learn how it works. ...they wont 😅 #nufc

State of this bellend. Gob for sale. Another classic Romano three paragraphs of saying the same thing, yet saying nothing at all 🤣 #nufc

I see Romano still talks in three paragraphs riddles. None of this makes sense 🤣🤣 Bellend

Btw in amongst all this carry on Ekitike isnt even worth £80m. He did nothing at PSG and he's had one good season in a farmers league. Liverpool can have him if they're stupid enough to pay his release clause #nufc

This is how it works Use Newcastle publicyly to get a fee on the table Flush out the richer club to pay closer to what you want Player gets the move he wants to the bigger club Everyone is happy once it's done and Newcastle left with their thumb up their arse, again We're annoyingly naive #nufc

We should ring up Liverpool and ask them if they'd be interested in selling Darwin Nunez for a pack of Salted Peanuts Actually don't, they might accept it.

Reminder: not one club has made a bid for Alexander Isak. Not one. Anywhere. At any time. All this chatter is pure noise. A club ringing up another one checking on a players availability happens all the time. It's not news. Especially when it's a flat "not for sale" So calm the fuck down ffs #nufc

Liverpool can offer him: Way more in wages A promise of first choice striker A guarantee they will be fighting for trophies on all fronts At the current PL champions and 6 time European Cup winners So... yea #nufc

Longstaff lived the dream. But he also fucked it up. A player crippled with self doubt that not even a goal against PSG in the Champions League could fix He'll regret leaving his boyhood club when he had more than several opportunities no other manager would ever give him to stake his place #nufc

Finally some good news. No more losing my shit at Sean 🍾🍾🍾

Our fanbase is unbelievable They're now satisfying themselves at being played over Etitike with the side hustle play of "you get to keep Isak". Does your arse hurt sat on that cuck chair so hard? 😅 #nufc

Njoy 2.0 #nufc

And just to top off Liverpool transfer Shenanigans, PIF will gladly pump them with whatever money they want for Nunez. I really wish we were owned by the Reuben Bros you know. We'd get shit done quicker, not have the piss taken out of us and avoid all the "blood money" "sportwashing" bollocks #nufc

This fella name is like a Footy Manager regen 😅

Liverpool won't get Isak. But I can see them going for Gordon as a direct replacement if and when they sell Diaz. And AG will run back "home" to play for them. #nufc

I got excited yesterday like most but im still skeptical we're being used by him and his agent for a "bigger" club to pay his release clause. ...and that may be what's happening here 😅 Right on cue #nufc

Given we were well in for Joao Pedro and now we are going well in for Hugo Ekitike. I can only assume that Eddie will be looking to tweak his formation to a 4231 and play with a No.10/second striker. You dont make club record fees for back up centre forwards. #nufc

One of my favourite lines of all time

Fuck me. Chelsea world champions 🤢🤮🤮🤮