How I arrived on Bluesky.

I quite like "Alfred Molina", but I prefer his late missus Jill Cascoine (RIP 1937-2020). #nufc⚫⚪

This is him on #Sofascore if you're interested. #nufc⚫⚪ Download: play.google.com/store/apps/d...

That's aal well and good, but that's owa a year away and way things currently are we'll probably never see him in the first team. #nufc⚫⚪

Whenever I hear Dusty Springfield I always think of Rod Osbourne. #AWP IYKYK

🤣😂🤣😂 You fucking useless cunts. #nufc⚫⚪

That's been coming for ages... As sure as god made little apples. #nufc⚫⚪

Ooh. I liked that. #nufc⚫⚪

We've waited THREE FUCKING WEEKS for this. For this? #nufc⚫⚪

The US people/government have always spouted this sanctimonious shite ever since the end of WWII. I'm embarrassed by how many of us believed it. Some of the cunts even call the champions of their national sporting leagues "World Champions". This is especially present in the #NFL*.

I've just signed up to #Viaplay on Amazon. Has anyone else got it and is there owt I should watch (I've already got the "staples" like 'Wallander', 'The Killing' and 'The Bridge')?

Alreet then... I've bitten the bullet and started watching ’Vera' (2011-25). It's already looking dodgy (5mins 55sec) cos of the way Brenda Blethyn pronounces 'Stanhope'. 😂 Is it not pronounced "Stan-up" and not "Stan-hope"?

I vote we get rid of Monday (nee one likes Mondays) Sunday (bad things nearly always happened on a Sunday (for me at least)) and Thursday (they haven't been the same since Top Of The Pops ended).

Where does it gan? It must be full of 80/90s German porn stars.

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The best bit about The Toon match so far on YouTube has to be the promo for #Crossbar pub in Brighton. 👍

An unnamed 45-year-old male from Gateshead was taken into custody on Tuesday, March 31, 2026 on suspicion of committing a racially-aggravated public order offence following the Tyne-Wear derby between Newcastle and Sunderland. #NUFC #NewcastleUnited #newcastle #NUFCNews #NUFCFans

Israel's new law imposing the death penalty on Palestinians convicted of fatal attacks is a dangerous development of its apartheid system. It is discriminatory, racist, and cruel. Expressions of concern are not enough. The Labour government must act to end Israel's impunity.

Cracking goal by Sevenius. #nufc⚫⚪

The football's so shite I'm left with only this: Just look at aal the litter flying aboot at the SoS. #FuckingTramps #nufc⚫⚪

eBay can fuck right off with all their 'Live' shite and aal.

My mistake... We didn't. ☹️ The last one was only FOUR months ago. 😂 #nufc⚫⚪

If you live in a yellow enclave ( there are 2, which you'd see in a more detailed map ) , then it is YOUR DUTY to mount defensive & protective spelk manoeuvres behind enemy lines. 😉 Convert your neighbours one by one. Tell them it's OE. They'd like that. 😉

The cunts "in charge" divn't kna what the fuck they're deeing. #nufc⚫⚪

Bye Eddie. I divn't kna what you've done to a cup winning side this season. But that doesn't matter. What does matter is YOU divn't seem to kna either. Divn't get me started on whatever the fuck happens at half-time. #nufc⚫⚪

SACK THE FUCKING LOT. #nufc⚫⚪

Pull ya heeds oot ya arses Lads. #nufc⚫⚪

Good early goal. It's just a shame we seem to nearly shit ourselves when the makems are around the box. #nufc⚫⚪

I divn't think Trips has taken a good set-piece for about 4 years. #nufc⚫⚪

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 THAT... WAS... FUCKING... HILARIOUS. #nufc⚫⚪

Three points and a clean sheet. NOWT ELSE WILL DO #nufc⚫⚪

I need a wee bit of cheering up, so I'm re-watching some of wor best (full match) victories on The Toon's website. The one I'm watching at the minute is NUFC V ManUre 13th April 2025. PS: It DOES HAVE BBC Newcastle commentary. #nufc⚫⚪ www.newcastleunited.com/en/video/pla...

I had to open my fucking big stupid yap didn't I? #nufc⚫⚪

I'm ganna watch The Lasses. #nufc⚫⚪

Game owa. 🤬🤬🤬 #nufc⚫⚪

I fucking hate Barça's font an aal. #nufc⚫⚪

Barça are a bit shit ain't they? If it wasn't for us shooting wuhselves in the foot they wouldn't have scored any. #nufc⚫⚪

Tripps is lucky that was only a yellow. #nufc⚫⚪

And that a fucking yellow card and aal. #nufc⚫⚪

Well that was fucking shit. Absolutely amateurish defending. #nufc⚫⚪

Fan-fucking-tastic goal. Great build-up football and a nicely taken goal by Elanga. #nufc⚫⚪

Howay ref. That's a yellow card!!!! #nufc⚫⚪

Cunty McCuntfaces. #nufc⚫⚪

Match day and I'm expecting a game filled with questionable officiating. UEFA will do everything they can to prevent us from winning*. *Of course, we have to look like we're capable of winning for this to happen. I'm not expecting that we can string together yet another battling performance. #nufc⚫⚪

I've got mine... Though if I needed this beast to level my table I'd just buy a new table.

Ye can shove ya bullshit eight extra minutes up ya arse! #nufc⚫⚪

EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES ADDED ON? FOR FUCKING WHAT? #nufc⚫⚪