It is now. ☹️ #nufc ⚫⚪

🚨🚨 Attention. Attention.🚨🚨 Football socks should only be worn below the knee but above the shin. That is all

Howay Lasses. This lot ain't that good. #nufc⚫⚪

Good start from The Lasses. Let's hope it continues. #nufc⚫⚪

He wants to pull his fucking finger out then.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.

Petition time: Please consider signing this. Ta

Feeling a tad melancholic. This should fix it. #nufc⚫⚪

Gan on then... Invade Greenland. We'll (🇪🇺) kick your fucking delusional arses. NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR TROOPS WOULD DARE FACE THE UNITED KINGDOM NOR THE EUROPEAN UNION. Send all the pudgy ICE sycophants you want... They'll be out of breath leaving the plane/ship. FAO #POTUS

Ahem... ... I'll have you know that wasn't against Pope. #DodgyKeeper NB: I might've sussed this video capture malarkey. 😁

How does #FC26 compare to #FC24? Rules wise; cos I'm constantly seeing really dodgy handballs given AND I'm only allowed 3 subs. Is it worth £16?

Shit... Forgot to use double brackets and the end. Soz

🚨 SEND HELP 🚨 I've just bought my first 'full price' game in donkeys (could be >30yrs. What do I kna? Me memory's not what it used to be (I'M AULD YA KNA. Not owa the hill though mind). #Yakuza0DirectorsCut If anyone concerned would like to set up a 'Go Fund Me' request for me that would be nice.

Holy forking shirtballs!! I've just scored my first goal from a direct free kick on FC24. #AboutLastNight #WhoCares #nufc⚫⚪

Fucking hell man. Just as I was thinking 'We'll just have beat them doon there then.'; the cunts gan and get a second. #nufc⚫⚪

I knew I should've got me self-medication (booze and fags for uninitiated) order delivered today instead of the morra. #nufc⚫⚪

Howay Wissa man. #nufc⚫⚪

Quite possibly the weirdest TV show ever made.

Thankfully I can play these on my Series X. 7th gen games can't be beat.

Whenever I feel like we divn't stand a chance The Lads nearly always pull a rabbit oot the hat. #nufc⚫⚪

I see the bairns are getting beat again. All those "promising young players" look as if they're regressing. The DoF needs to pull his finger oot and get it sorted. #nufc⚫⚪

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Looks like we've got that center back we so desperately need. PBBBBT - Who said we'd dee nowt this window? #nufc

Discuss

The USA. What's wrong with it? On the whole: - They're paranoid. - They're racist. - They're misogynistic. They used to be: - Welcoming to all. - Proud. Thankfully there are still those who are: - Defiant. - Forward thinking. - Entertaining. I still can't believe they elected THAT cunt TWICE.

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Howay Monday man. #nufc⚫⚪

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FFS. Just switched FC24 on and guess who I'm up against next? #TwiceInOneDay #nufc⚫⚪

Good luck to everyone on a promise the neet.... Ye'll never top that. #nufc⚫⚪

Fuck me sideways. I'm cattled/drained/fucked/knackered/relieved/shattered/spent. #nufc⚫⚪

I fucking love football. #nufc⚫⚪

Get that digit oot ya snack Stimpy son!!!! PS: Scrape the underside of that table while you're at it... Ya filthy fucker. #nufc⚫⚪

Stop fucking shuffling man Bruno. #nufc⚫⚪

Let's hope Bournemouth's lads have jelly and/or lead in their legs and wor Lads haven't. #nufc⚫⚪

I fucking hate football. #nufc⚫⚪

Oh do fuck off!!!!! Cunts! #nufc⚫⚪

It's not owa yet! #nufc⚫⚪

#nufc⚫⚪ Fucking double...

Lewis Hall is now our most dangerous looking player going forward (again). He's only been on for 7mins. #nufc⚫⚪

#nufc⚫⚪ Fucking...

Phheeww! Right fucking up ya Evanilson! #nufc⚫⚪

Get in Barnes son. #nufc⚫⚪

Piss poor awareness, passing and shooting. #nufc⚫⚪

Up against Eddie's bogey team today. Can we win? I divn't kna. Probably not. Here's hoping we can finally do it. #nufc⚫⚪

Such a tragedy. RIP Christian Atsu🖤

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