' Don't you call me a cunt. You cunt '

Double... #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

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Fucking hell man Pope. Aal that hard work in the first half gone. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I see the leccys gannin up again. Fucking greedy cunts.

Not bad. Some of wor passing in the final third has been woeful though. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Just had #wolves offer £168,500,000 for Harvey Elliott on #FC24. Where the fuck did they get that money from? I rejected it. 😂🤣😂 2027 on there is absolutely fucking mental. 🤣😂🤣

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Another for Barnes. Smashing. PS: Still "feeding the fish". I hope I'm done before Citeh equalise again. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Sadly, It had the same effect on Citeh. Bugger. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

GTFI Barnes bonnie lad. I knew we'd score once I went to "feed the fish”. #nufc #hwtl🖤🤍

🚨Breaking News🚨 All branches of @specsaversuk.bsky.social in Newcastle are staying open later tonight. Both #NUFC and #MCFC are sending their squads for emergency eye tests. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Wor football has been ALOT better so far. Shit... We should even be leading by at least two. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Sadly, I've written this'n off. Fingers crossed everyone comes through it unscathed. #nufc #hwrl 🖤🤍

I've finally succumbed.

Divn't fuck it up lasses. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Mind over matter. Innit?

It's a bit caad... Should I put me heating on, or one of those fireplace videos? Fuck it.

Bill's not fussy where he gets his blowjobs from is he? #TrumpTheSpunkGannet

Just had a second yellow card go my way in #FC24. It's ganna snow the morra lads'n'lasses.

😂🤣😂 £∆¢%!π&* outstanding. *Fucking - for those who don't speak bleep.

Does anyone actually own the digital version to get the Series X upgrade for nowt. I'm guessing that it's not many and that most of us havel been playing the BC 360 disc version.

Can Eddie fix it? #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍 youtu.be/vB7ISpBjUzY?...

Just finished watching 'Press Gang' on #ITVX and I find myself falling in love with Julia Sawalha all over again. She's absolutely gorgeous; today as she was yesteryear. 🥰🥰🥰

How fucking vulgar.

Fucking #FC24 manager. One of my main objectives this season is "Five clean sheets at home". Can I get them? Can I fuck. Bunch of cunts.

Make them aal stay in The Toon this international break to sort this shit out. Management/Coaches need a good hard look in the mirror. The owners should be putting "feelers" out; cos I think Eddie's got until the derby (lose that and he'll defo be gone) to turn it around. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

For fucks sake. Burn should've been yanked after the first penalty appeal. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Yay. It's match day. EpiPens at the ready? Let's hope they're not needed. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Nee lies detected. RIP Dudley Moore.

A million bucks probably weighs about ten kilos (especially if they're singles). #JustSaying

Things you love to see. What I want to kna though is: To whom does the "chicken fillet" belong? #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

That should give The Lads a bit of a confidence boost. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Hell of a start to the second-half. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

When it's full, I hope they empty it on Gordon. That should wake him up a bit. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

For god's sake Eddie, tell Gordon he can have an early bath. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Totally unmarked. Fantastic header. That'll dee me. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I'm not the slightest bit optimistic the neet. Which can only mean thrash'em (hopefully).🤞 #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Jesus. It's like fucking Guy Fawkes neet oot there. #NoisyFuckers

I'm ganna make meself happy (not like that. Not after such a flaccid performance) by watching the hopefully rejuvenated Lasses performance against Ipswich. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

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Fuck me sideways... He's caught one. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

CATCH THE FUCKING BALL MAN POPEY. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

30 seconds of excellence, 45 plus minutes of exasperation. This is ganna take one hell of a Eddie Howe halftime bollocking to sort out. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

FFS. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Howay man lads. Wake up. We're currently fertilizing their pitch (shit all over it). #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Divn't fucking waste that let-off. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Let's gan lads. Pop their fucking bubbles. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍