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The U21s almost repeat the score of the U18s. Go into the second half 1-1. Lose 1-4. Where are the Gazzas, Waddles, Beardsleys and Shearers etc of the 21st century? Other teams can find them. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍 Parents of kids... Kick their arses off their consoles/laptops/tablets/PCs/phones and whatnot

I always wondered what this fellas job was. Gives player liaison a whole new meaning. Mad Pup might not have scored on the pitch... But it looks like he has off it.🥰😍😘❤️ #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Scored after being subbed? That's a first. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Little known fact: Nick Woltemade is German for John Holmes. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Sels had nee chance. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Just one more lads. Dee it for Willie. (Or fadge for that matter) #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Fuck off man Sky you multi-view cunts.

Does Anges tears fall up? #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

How many times do ye need to be telt? Nee spoilers!!! #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Howay man Eddie. Can ye not work last winter's magic in autumn? #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

So much for continuing where we left off against USG. Fuck me... That half was awful. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Great. Let's keep wor Sandro on so he's probably fucked for longer. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I interrupted a sesh on FC24 to watch this shite. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍 NB: I'm top of the league ye kna.

Get in there Big Joe (the one on MGW) #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Has Burns been asked to submit a stool sample? I only ask as he's getting his arse handed to him on plate. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I want to see Ange crying and staring at the floor at full-time. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Into these cunts lads. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Nee confidence booster eh lads? #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Post someone who looks good in black.

Age yourself with a film you saw at the cinema as a kid.

Gerrin... it's match day. Papa wants a team photo. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

RIP Willie McFaul. 🖤🤍

WTF happened to wor U18s at halftime? They went into the second half 1-1 and lost 7-1. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Found this on Amazon Prime. I'm ganna give it a deek. www.imdb.com/title/tt0086...

I was a fanny's hair from getting a £5 gift card with Xbox rewards and the fuckers have got rid of them. Now I'm about ⅘ off getting a €25 (Mickey Mouse money?) one. The cunts

Not only did we avoid a potential banana skin, we picked the fucker up and chucked it in the bin. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Great bit of football there lads. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Let's hope we keep gannin in the second half. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Admin must be watching the same stream as me. I really really like the effort they've made to ensure 'Nee spoilers'. 👍 #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Shut up Sidwell man ya daft cunt.

Was it any good? My stream broke and I missed it. #hwtl #hwtl 🖤🤍

Odds on for Ross Sykes (a Toon fan apparently) to come on a score. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Get fucking stuck in to them. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Bugger. It wasn't Razor. I think it was Andy Sixsmith. I always get them mixed up. 🤦

What the fuck!? Not only is he a "football genius" and Greggs aficionado. He's a highly sought after author. #WhoKnew

I'm joking... Kind of. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

I hope their fucking coach back hyem crashes.

Must've been handball and a penalty cos my stream refuses to show it. The cunts. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Speed and complete recovery Tino #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

It's fucking fantastic to see wor Rolls Royce back on the road and "Striving for perfection in everything he does" #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Ooh ya fucka. Another great stop by Popey. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Wor attacking set pieces have been canny th'day. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

#nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Gan on lads. Their heeds are gonna gan (AGAIN). #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

FFS. I telt ye's afore... Nee spoilers man. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Nick Pope!!! #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍

Pope's lucky there. #nufc #hwtl 🖤🤍 #FiestyAsFuck #LoveIt

🤣😂🤣 Fucking hell.

Well that didn't happen did it? I'm sorry lasses. After an extremely brief good start that was dogshit*. We couldn't pass nor defend and all the possession in the world means nowt if you do nowt with it. #nufc #hwtl ⚫⚪ *I would write exactly the same for The Lads if they played like that.