I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

music.apple.com/nz/album/fea... Bit of this loud in my brain before sleep.

QtipsANON. Cool capture Stu. My moon, not as descriptive as yours, over Sylt Germany. 04.07.2025. iPhone13 Pro. 1/4sec. 3.99mm. f/1.8.

Seen on my walk to the bus stop

The main thing I remember about Covid lockdowns as an Aucklander is that I am not dead #NZPol

Just as well they are alive to be angry about it still.

Nightwish up loud in my ears

Grrrrrr! Save Conservation Land and sign this petition please.

There's a Rūrū right outside our bedroom window. What an awesome sounding alarm clock.

Good riddance to Judtih Collins. She was one of the most toxic there. I wish her nothing but obscurity.

We may have eaten too much Indian takeaway, but I'm ok with that because it was yum.

If you missed out on a ticket to Tauranga by train last weekend, don't worry, I filmed it for you! We deserve to have transport options - whether you're a commuter, a retiree, a student, or just someone who calls both Hamilton and Tauranga home. Make sure you sign the petition! 🚂💚✨

Sir David Attenborough… on your 100th birthday, we thank you. For a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with such grace and wonder. Generations have fallen in love with nature because of you. Happy birthday, Sir. 🎉

Always up loud. music.apple.com/nz/album/pne...

He really thinks he can come for John Campbell and get away with it?

This is going to be a horrible, shameful election campaign.

Looks like I will never be going back to Voyager for my ISP. Fuck that guy.

I’m sorry, but the only thing I will continue to salute is the DEKA sign in Huntly while going “deka de-KAAHHHH”.

Didn't feel it but son said he heard it. #eqnz #Tauranga

If horse racing is unsustainable without tax breaks we should just let it die www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

Funny how "waste, fraud, and abuse" always seems to exclude corruption.

Please stop buying Zuru toys for your children (or yourself). Aside from the awful environmental impact they have, you’re also indirectly supporting the ACT Party. #zuru #mowbray #nzpol #act #aonz Via Tee To.

A few pics from the train to Tauranga! For more information about the effort to reconnect Tauranga to New Zealand's passenger rail network, visit the Facebook Group: 'Golden Triangle by Train'. #Rail #NZ #Trains #Passengers

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*puts phone on dark mode Phone: death will be but a sweet embrace after experiencing life in this dreary world Me: whoa, a lil too dark

I'm not crying, you're crying - wife asked me if I had a cable. Yes, yes I did!

He stands for *Rape *Pedophilia * Enriching himself * Violating the Constitution * Inciting hatred or conflict * Criticizing and insulting others * Threatening punishment or blackmail The list is endless. He is literally a morally bankrupt sociopath. The WORLD must put an end to him.

Understandable that the “top 15 tv shows - gut instinct” posts contain hardly any British television considering the community we are in but it is still incredible to me that no one has chosen Dad’s Army.

Guess what, AoNZ!? You can pre-order your own signed copy of my new novel, Curse of the Selkie Song If you already have my details, you can order directly or Order on the website jaidedee.com/product/aonz...

I'd not normally search for a royal speech but may make a concession this time as I heard it was an in his face rip snorted.

No reason.

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

I do hope his ear is ok.

Thought for the day: why do National MPs, many are professed Christians, think it's acceptable to open talks on a minerals deal with a country that bombs a girl's school killing 165 people? Are these the morals our Anzac troops died for? #askyourmp #nzpol

Can we stop referring to racist and Islamophobic remarks as humour FFS! And THEN Brown fumbled the apology. 🤦‍♂️ www.rnz.co.nz/news/regions...

Please. If you walk your dog on a path anywhere near a road, keep it on a leash. Unfortunately, I witnessed the worst outcome today of what can happen if you don't. 🥺

it's gonna be a sad day when winston peters dies. he's always just been there, you know? hasn't aged a day despite decades. handsome, charming, witty, intelligent desperately racis- ok yeah nah he's free to go

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Hummed and hahhed over biking or busing to work. Decided to bike and was rewarded with some excellent lightning out over the ocean. Bonus was not getting too wet when it started raining.

We shovel $10bn per year into the pockets of offshore companies to buy fuel - and that was before prices went nuts. You could easily employ every unemployed young person in NZ for $10bn - and buy thousands of solar panels.

Today I had to review footage of what happens if you speed and don't stop in time at a Ped crossing. And if you don't stop after hitting someone, you are a complete fucking arsehole.

Wake up babe, new wallpaper just dropped

There's probably hundreds just in Tauranga.

All the days have blurred and I no longer know what today is. 12 days straight working was a bit much.

Big bang. Power out. Otūmoetai. Tauranga.

Girl is now the new sketch artist for police 😭🤣😂😭