No. Nope. Nu-uh.

A great day in Kirikiriroa for some Training.

I just coined a phrase for Luxon with a Metallica theme. He could be the Pastor of Muppets. *bows*

How cool is this! Metallica donate $20,000 to Auckland Women’s Centre www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainmen...

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

This. He'll grift till he croaks.

Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.

Part 1 on Rock week done. Time to have a sleep, and recharge for part 2 Sunday!

You probably know, @metallica.com are on at Eden Park tonight! You may not yet know (but must!) that Metallica are also serious feminists and allies of Auckland Women’s Centre! We are so excited @allwithinmyhandsfoundation has chosen to support us with a generous koha 🔥 >>

There's a lot of Metallica shirts in this pub.

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

Your regular rainy day PSA - if your windscreen wipers are on turn on your bloody headlights.

The NZ Renumeration authority has a lot to fucking answer for. And unfortunately that is all I can and should, say on that.

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

#nzpol In a nutshell…

Adjudicated rapist and self-confessed serial sex creep, say what?

It may not be pollen on your car tomorrow. Strong Easterly wind has Whakaari output blowing into the Eastern BoP

Racist gets caught being racist but apologies when caught in media being racist. Won't stop him being racist.

Just been sent some really cool, and very very close up pics of the German A400 that is currently tootling around the country. Unfortunately I can't repost as they were sent from on base.

Wore a matched pair of socks yesterday. Put them both (or so I thought) in the wash today and only one makes it to the line. Why does this always happen!!!!

Hahahaha

Today is listen to all of Metallica's albums. Call it preloading.

Karma. It’s a thing.

Weather is atrocious out there. Kudos to those out working in it.

In other news, it is just 7 days until Metallica, and 11 days until Tool! Has been a time since I was in Auckland and now twice in the space of a few days. I have some time on Sat pm and Sunday free in the cbd.

Song 27 is the Jam

Oh, and private enterprise started some big arsed shopping malls. Bayfair was first, The Lakes third (but out played Papamoa Plaza really quickly)

These bashers have obviously never been in the cbd lately during business hours on a monday to friday. And Murray Guy is just a cooker/cock/dickhead/irrelevant who got butt hurt for being kicked out of the council. He was part of the initial problem. www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Oof

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

"Make pumps 3" fire in Greerton, Tauranga.

Fuck fireworks.

Ferals firing fireworks at cars on Marine Pde, Mount Maunganui. It is going to be a bad night.

I know some love doing their own fireworks, but if they had to pay an average fire truck callout in sales tax, their bangers would cost an easy extra $1500. That's what a fire call out costs. I bet they'd stop buying them.

I haven't seen New York this happy since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer.

And surprise! The fire channel lights up with vegetation fires. There's the cost to the taxpayer.

Fucks sake. I hate private fireworks, but when it isn't even dark, you plumb new depths of stupidity and wastage of money.

surrounded by flames, holding hands with hulk hogan and looking up at us and smiling

Looking forward to going back to work in the morning. Been off for a couple of days after getting an eye infection Saturday. Got meds Monday and they have kicked in quite well.

I'm not sure about #SecretSantaAoNZ I dipped my toe back in last time &was a bit disappointed that my giftee didn't even bother to acknowledge receiving anything. I wouldn't have minded if they say it sucked, but nothing at all left me disillusioned. They had to be nudged to even post hints.

Every day we are reminded of how much David Seymour fucking sucks. He's just the worst.

Andrew will still be living in a royal residence with an allowance from King Charles. But sure, let’s focus on the ‘tragedy’ of him losing his title, not the young girls and women who endured years of abuse and trafficking.

What he said: 💯 🎯

Late night, early start, equals mid afternoon nap with no recriminations.

There's also a lot more gullible and silly people now. home.nzcity.co.nz/news/article...

Mr 16s first beach party with mates. I'm not apprehensive at all.

If farmers are voting to sell brands, they should never get a red cent from any government ever again in the future. Oh, and maybe tax breaks need looking at. They sold themselves out.