MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

Sleepy Thursday #purrsday.

Karoline Leavitt has some serious daddy issues.

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We lost over 50,000 jobs in the month of October? So what!? Remember Obama wore that tan suit! 🤨

Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike! We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs. RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee

Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus

Woke up to the terrible news that we lost the great, Kenny Easley. He was the blueprint for everything that makes a great safety. So big, so fast, so damn good. A true football savant & one of the most iconic #Seahawks of all time. This one hurts. Godspeed Mr. Easley sir.✊🏻 #NFL #GoHawks

The House is supposed to vote on releasing the Epstein files on Tuesday. That's your warning, Venezuela

Chicago folks giving helpful advice to Charlotte folks... 🤜🤛 🇺🇸

Yeahhhhh baby. Feeling goooood. #caturday #happycaturday #cats

Cal robbed of the MVP this year. “Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records." Absofuckinglutely bullshit.

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The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

So... we're just not going to get the October job report or economic data because it's SO BAD that not even this administration can't spin it?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Got the front porch pantry set up - feels good to get it done and I found a hook to adjust to fit the bags onto

Wow

Yep!

Democrats blinked first AGAIN and their constituents are PISSED. We literally took to the streets, and voted in historic numbers to say we're GOOD with playing in the dirt with the dirtiest of Republicans. And they DIDN'T LISTEN OR DON'T CARE. Fuck them. The Republicans were scared. OMFG.

OMG my anger at the weak ass Democrats who decided affordable healthcare was less important than lining their own pockets and making stupid ass concessions KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

I know it's Sunday but I'm going to make this a #Caturday post! #Cats #Chancellor

Thank you Wonder Woman 🇺🇲🎇❤️

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

Happy #Purrsday everyone! Chancellor's Yawn for your consideration. #catsofbluesky

Sandwich guy found NOT GUILTY. He should celebrate by enjoying a sandwich with all the fixings. For free. Provided by Subway for all the free publicity he gave them.

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

This boy brings me smiles no matter what the rest of the day is like. #catsofbluesky

This subway sandwich trial is the best thing to happen to social media in a very long time.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

ZING.

People in Virginia and New Jersey get puppies!

I didn’t have a car today. I walked a mile in wind and cold to vote. I am old so it’s not easy anymore. But yes whatever it takes.

I got bad news for Trump about every election going forward from now until the end of time

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

California brought it home tonight. THANK YOU, VOTERS!

oh shit i had totally forgotten what it felt like for something good to happen

Great job tonight, America! We looked to New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and California to vote to save our democracy and dignity. Y'all SHOWED UP.

Not the obituary I was looking for but it will do for today.

If sandwich guy wins, somebody should make a statue of him throwing a sandwich at one of the confederate statues.

Update: my cat doesn't give a FUCK about daylight savings time. He knows what time he's supposed to be fed. And it's NOW.

Chancellor says gnite BlueSky! Tomorrow is a big day for democracy. #vote #catsofbluesky

I've been a Commanders fan since before they were the Commanders, before they were Washington. They were the Team That Can't Be Named. It's just been one long string of disappointments for decades. Hoping for a speedy recovery for Jayden Daniels. 😞🏈

Evan M. Williams & Cliff Cisneros