My current heart issue started when I went out in the heat, and I am not 80 years old and I am not in heart failure #uspol

Still holding out delusional hope that Rhys winds up at STLV this year

If I wasn’t already a member…

People who can just walk around without their heart doing weird shit really have it good. That was me a month ago, but now no more!

The fuck? Anyway, bro, one third of Americans don't have a PCP. Darling you assume American culture is designed where everyone can get yearly check ups #uspol

Mamdani after scuba diving

Mayor Mamdani took the mayor's Inaugural Swim in east Harlem this morning to open the city's pool season. (Look out for sea hags, Zohran!) Naturally, he wore his swimsuit.

Favorite #bitchystede moment? #ourflagpolls 1️⃣ I mean, in hindsight, I probably could've guessed 2️⃣ Well, I'm not find. I've got a journal full of doo 📊 Show results

Favorite #bitchystede moment? #ourflagpolls 1️⃣ I mean, in hindsight, I probably could've guessed 2️⃣ Well, I'm not find. I've got a journal full of doo 📊 Show results

OK! Gonna start trying to get #ourflagpolls going again with a #bitchystede theme. I will not be consistent with it because I'm feeling TERRIBLE and have some dumb adult responsibilities to get through. But I'll keep on trucking!

For tags, I will be using #ourflagpolls and #bitchystede for my next round of poll things, for easy muting as people want!

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

I never investigated, but this guy represents part of Brooklyn?!?! I thought he represented some rural farmers with how he goes on. Why is bro fighting against the guy his constituants just decidedly voted in favor of? Brooklyn, you know what to do: get rid of this guy #uspol

Who is this guy? Anyway, only actual tragedy is Mamdani can't be American president. Primary fools like this guy out of existence. The Democratic Party is the voters, not corrupt politicians #uspol

If only all our politicians were hateful Mamdanites. We'd live in a beautiful utopia! #uspol

Trying to eat healthier, but I think I'd die before eating kale

I sure do have to get checked often to see if I had a heart attack. I didn't have a heart attack, at least.

I ran watch parties in the-discord-server-that-won't-be-named back in the day, and it has continued since then. If anyone would like to join us, let me know! The homies and I are on a Star Trek and Pride and Prejudice (and various Rhys things) kick.

Five years! #ofmd

I'm not the only person who bought this game because of IOI, not "IP." I'll follow IOI, which hopefully will not be acquired by some soulless corp, not Amazon slop

If we're comparing unrelated things, there is a radio tower in ND at 2060ft, which is taller than his pool is wide!! Omg? Better make that pool bigger, bone spurs #uspol

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You know, I've never watched a James Bond movie all the way through, but I'm playing this new Bond game, and it seems to have all the Bond stuff in it, and I'm having fun! Imagine my surprise it has a dedicated right-wing haterbase already because there are two brown women in it. Grow up, y'all!

I approve of the Dems' response to this, though

PSA

chomp chomp 🦈 #art #sharks

#ofmd I wish I had the time and ability to write meta character breakdowns. I want so badly to get into how being physically alone doesn't mean peace. Or quiet. That Ed evolving into a disastrous and poisonous parody of himself after a true heartbreak shakeup isn't character assassination...

A massive real life project is taking up all my time! If only I had magic powers for an hour, I'd have so much more free time right now... This will come within a week or two; I need something fun going on instead of all the *waves hand at horrors*

CBS is under the Paramount umbrella, and has overlapping ownership with TikTok. Boycott the whole thing

Emotional support cone deployed successfully. Stability levels restored.

“That’s the captain’s chair 😤” This is baby’s first smut, be nice lollllll

Happy summer from Gerry Bridge, who was holding Twinkles in Surrey, England. No date.

when you have to open Twitter

One of the GREAT things about owning a house is getting to discover how many acquaintances in your orbit legitimately think you should just give your house to them. Or maybe that's just my experience, but still, that number for me is higher than one!

Doug Burgum, total embarrassment. He was governor of North Dakota, which is a huge energy producer, including renewable energy. There was a massive wind farm literally 10 minutes from his house which also use this "battery" technology for when there is no wind.

On and off heartbeat in ear that is driving me to madness. I've had it checked, no blood clots, no blockages in heart or veins, no heart problems, no blood signs of any major issues. I'm just anemic and dehydrated and don't know how to regularly take iron pills or drink enough water. Help!

Alexander Siddig being announced for STLV is a big day for nerds with taste

Will I start my #ourflagpolls stuff again this month? That's the goal! But time keeps slipping by with all this adulting and horror

When you think fandom can be normal, but then someone goes on a multi-day tear that E/S needs to be tagged when talking about O*MD because it's a horribly triggering ship, and they won't mute O*MD Well, I'll just go outside and contemplate going near SM ever again now, lol, because what?

How did Doug Burgum get to be part of this illustrious pose? We sure all proud back home of our small town boy yeehaw billionaire

Beautiful original vibrant pastel art from @politestmenace.bsky.social of Ed and Stede! ❤️

Y'all... rhys gave us a gift youtu.be/ZLwRYDqvefo

Claude is a unisex name ive only ever heard used with women, though

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I'm looking at my XBox homescreen, and I see an advertisement for a remastered Assassin's Creed 4. "Was the multiplayer done with it?", I think. I go to investigate and see this! "Fan favorite" Stede Bonnet, the annoying tutorial guy, and not Mary Read, who is the most featured historical pirate?