Live your life so that when you die people will genuinely miss you and talk about your work in a happy way. (somewhere a guy whose first or middle name is John started sweating nervously and doesn't know why...)

the steam controller DID NOT need to go this hard.

AltText $5 - Pancake, Waffle, or French Toast $4 - Bacon, Eggs, or Loaded Hash $3 - Hash browns, or Biscuits and Gravy, or Sausage $2 - Grits, or Toast, or Fruit Bowl $1 - Coffee, or Orange Juice, or Hot Chocolate

What do you call a panda without teeth? ... ... ... A gummy bear.

P{utting all the Nates on a shelf because I'm getting tired of my ears perking up every time someone says my name in a video. Sorry to @npurkeypile.bsky.social and @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social I guess.

People are talking about who they'd like to see as James Bond but no one is talking about who they'd hate to see as James Bond. The worst possible James Bond. This is because we all know it would be Jared Leto. Which is why he will be the next James Bond.

Was about to ask about a recent video game I've been playing. Tainted Grail Fall of Avalon is apparently one of many!

Didn't have "sam reich game changer's his last meals interview" on my bingo card.

Now that I have A Second Sight to add to the stack I did a little red carpet flashing lights photo shoot for all my book babies, and by “red carpet flashing lights” I mean office desk institutional lamp from the 80s. But aren’t they beautiful

Need to know if Judy Hopps had an intense obsession with carrots as if its a drug or beer. This is the THIRD animal universe where the protagonist is a detective with an addiction to sandwich fixings. Duck - Bread Mouse - Cheese Cat - Milk

wonder if people's perception of a game would be better if they took regular breaks to play something else. Ya know, rather than treating it like the fresh fruit from the grocery store that will rot in 18 hours if not CONSUMED.

love both of these and love that they happened at the same time

Clorox trying to get positive adverts after *gestures in direction of White House current occupant* Internet show where they play a Smelling Bee game sometimes and the loser gets stuff dumped on them - yes. Stardew Valley mod - what. (what, you didn't want to flip houses or powerwash?)

It is the time of year when I remind people that SSRIs, SNRIs, and SSNRIs make you more intolerant of heat, primarily through the mechanism of dehydration as they make you sweat like a motherfucker.

Outbound is out today after getting a delayed release! 🚙 If you are into cozy games I recommend checking this one out. You can upgrade and customise your Vehicle, grow crops and more! Also has Co-op up to four players. 😊👍

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

Magic the Gathering or Marjorie Taylor Greene, alls I know is when I see "MTG" in a post, I know it's gonna be a bad time.

There are about 2000 cases of active TB in California every year. 80% are in people who got sick years after getting infected. None of those people needed to get sick, because we could have tested them earlier and treated the infection while it's easier to treat. But we don't do that. 1/

wonder if when they were a kid if anyone with the last name Cox or Hecox wrote it as Cocks.

congrats to trending topics today for being actually relevant to the content and not uh... "James Clyburn and Chicago" for some reason?

what is it about certain instruments that gives off the Sad Mood vibe? @criticalrole.bsky.social 's campaign 4 pre-rolll theme gives off Dark Fantasy or Post Apocalyptic Sci Fi game to me. Can imagine walking through Avalon or DC / West Virginia with this.

I appear to have a small collection of Bird centric games in my Steam library now. They're causing trouble in a small village, they're playing scrabble, they're in space...

🌆 Amberspire is OUT NOW 🌖 A dice driven science-fantasy city builder. Grow your city atop a mausoleum moon, interact with strange weather and ecology, gain influence and make deals with powerful off-world factions. Experience the history of a future city. PC, Mac, Steam Deck s.team/a/3350750

AAAHH AMBERSPIRE IS OUT TODAY 2PM (uk time)

lukewarm take but news websites need to CHILL with the donation plea coming IMMEDIATELY after page load. Cool. I'm reading about a heavy topic but this little Noid guy is on my shoulder shouting for money or email lists. Its also very unhelpful when your brain is easily frazzled.

wow sorry about the alt text, i wish you could edit that after posting but here is the alt alt text: image of an illustration of the alphabet, a silly crab is in the shape of each letter, at the bottom right is text that reads crABCs dftbarachel

another weekend, another fun font project. i present: ✨The CrABC’s✨ 🦀 *crab rave intensifies* 🦀

voted - ballot has been received

Come pick up some fresh #sciart on May 17 www.georgetowndc.com/event/spring...

Kevin Macleod has made "over 2,000 pieces of royalty free music" and by golly INDIE GAME DEVS ARE USING IT! There is one that has some kind of wind instrument that people seem fond of for computer detective type games.

I can’t stress enough how much some of y’all need to cultivate a hobby.

Subnatica 2🤜 🤛 Silksong Making indie games change release dates slightly.

New Eddache video is NOW available early over on Nebula! In this video, I look into the creator of Thomas The Tank Engine and discover how his strange behaviour influenced the Thomas books and TV shows. nebula.tv/videos/eddac...

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Remember when people freaked out over DnD? now we put stamps of DnD monsters on our mail in ballots. Today's was some kind of worm.

Question - Would I be more inclined to scroll shorts/tiktok longer if the sound was coming from something besides my hearing aid? IE headphones or speakerphone? Am I just too noise sensitive to be swayed by the scroll?

glasses should come with wipers like a car windshield

i had the best time making these silly little pelicans this weekend 🤩 i present: ✨The Pelifont✨

I've spent years chasing Joe Bell through the smog-choked alleys and crowded slums of Victorian Edinburgh, and I cannot wait for you to meet him. Cover reveal coming on Thursday, along with details on how to grab one of the limited number of signed copies available through independent bookstores!

*pats RPGs* these series can fit SO MANY dragons and SO MUCH HISTORY in it. Maybe too much?

The decade will be 2040 to 2090 and I will still struggle with reading roman numerals.

still a tad confused by what is apparently posting to Instagram and threads from my Facebook. I guess at least its not as bad as some of the people whose journaling goes viral.

Ned Pyle (American photographer) Dog in sunbeam waits for pop tart crust, 2026 iPhone

well if spirits exist, they certainly can't consume dropped food. The amount of chips, crackers, and pasta that has accidentally fell on the floor is NOT being eaten/sniffed/licked by any ghost dogs or ghost cats.

need to know if other towns have talking crosswalks. Apparently Los Angeles, California, USA has a memorable voice saying Wait a whole bunch. Its a running joke with the cast of @criticalrole.bsky.social .

They raised $76,000 off goofy shirts for auction by the way.

"this 80 year old man sometimes sounds a wee bit sleepy" OK WELL this 40 something year old actor and voice director has been up for nearly 30 hours for a charity livestream. AND SOMEHOW he is going to dm a game for four hours. @samriegel.bsky.social

Hey, did you know?