(the relevant city/rescue entities have been notified, i'm just throwing a hail mary out here just in case)

ATTN: AUSTIN Anyone missing this dog? Found in Highland this morning. Unsure if boy or girl, because such floof. Seems young, has clean teeth, is friendly and was very hungry.

"gen ai is future" your robot cant recognize me saying various words to describe a living being to get my meds delivered.

Today is going to be a historic global shared earworm day. RIP Bonnie Tyler.

If there's one piece of advice I'd offer folks in the US running Kickstarter campaigns, it's if you're shipping rewards to Canada, PLEASE use regular post if you possibly can. Outfits like UPS and DHL charge absurd fees to the recipient for every little thing when shipping from the US to Canada.

NY Friends: BE SAFE -- www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/n...

Are you worried about the environmental impact of your food choices, but confused by competing sustainability labels? My new book can help! It's now available for preorder with a significant discount! Here's why I decided to write it: www.southernfriedscience.com/why-sustaina...

🧪⚒️ The Wandan mud volcano in southern Taiwan had a minor eruption today at the vent right next to the mud volcano temple. It last erupted in November 2025. Video courtesy of my friend 張寶惠, the mud volcano temple caretaker.

Dear software devs: a video tutorial is not technical documentation. A pile of screenshots and the caption "you have many different options" is not technical documentation. You do not have the training to write tech docs. HIRE TECH WRITERS YOU FUCK UPS

Wow, with Sony and now Xbox, it’s become a real speed-run challenge for who can demoralize an entire industry. Quick Nintendo, announce you’ve had to put Yoshi down to improve quarterly earnings!

im glad you love your dog i’m sure they’re very cute but you HAVE to know that this health survey does not want you to report your dog as a “household member”

follow up: if the survey asks you the race of your first household member, and you select “other asian race” and write in “taiwanese mountain dog” i’m gonna jump through the screen and throttle you i stg

Could your Sunday use more emus in it? Enjoy the utter chaos of giant birds playing in a shark sprinkler, come join our livestream! 🪶 twitch.tv/thefoxloft

It sounds like everyone is trying to explode every single firework in the state of Pennsylvania before the rain hits.

fireworks should not rattle my house and body! fireworks should not rattle my house and body! fireworks should not rattle my house and body! fireworks should not rattle my house and body!

250 what??? Stacks???? Hoes???????? Oh just “years of america existing”?? yeah I don’t give a fuck

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

"How can you (x)!? Don't you know (y)!?" I'm Black, sweetheart. if I hit pause every time a disgusting injustice that twisted my guts into knots was in motion, I'd never make it out of the starting blocks.

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Dacschund owners getting incredible kicks today out of texting all their friends pictures of their dog eating a hot dog captioned "CANNIBALISM?!"

One of the things that's been nagging at me all week is that, because of the holiday, a lot of the public buildings that are designated cooling centers (the library and community center for us) are closed on the hottest day of the heat dome.

saw one of those weird comments of someone pro-D J T in the most baffling not on the troll's side places. Like, worstie,, I don't think the theatre crowd is going to be on your side. Especially not the pro-gay pro-asian crowd who might also be a heavily persecuted religion.

I see today is another "who is using alt text!?" day.

new phrase just came to me "this isn't a Saw Trap, you CAN LEAVE!" and sometimes its paired with "This isn't an airport, you don't have to announce your departure." This goes out to people who make and interact with Snark groups.

wonder if anyone has gone to @anthrocon.org as a "Store Brand" Pittsburgh Penguin or Pittsburgh Pirates parrot. "this isn't copyright infringement, this penguin just fell into some turmeric. "

Need people to rephrase announcements. This is the BAD TIMELINE, of course we'll assume someone died! /SILLY @criticalrole.bsky.social (sounds like we need his twin Jallisen Taffe, aka @alexanderward.bsky.social in a purple or pink wig)

When Mitch McConnell dies (if he's not already gone) they're gonna try to shame us into being nice about him. We don't need to play along.

I'm amused by how we're so starved for consequences for bad behavior that many non-Catholics are popcorning over every Vatican press release someone in a position of power has a moral compass-- even if it's not one I fully agree with-- and is holding their subordinates accountable! amazeballs!

sending everyone a "the world is on fire in the figurative and literal senses" hand hold while lying on the floor. Perhaps on one of those gym mats.

whoever designed this keyboard tray has a vendetta against righty tighty lefty loosy. Will I remember the left wheel goes AWAY from me to tighten? Two incidents say no.

OH SHIT DUDES THE VATICAN HAS WEIGHED IN AND THEY ARE BIG MAD 🔥🔥🔥

Watching everyone's reactions to SPORTS! tonight like

Afghan hound #furryart #characterdesign

Two absolutely delightful photos in the local paper today: 1) the firefighters moving the geese away from the hospital so the helicopter can land for an emergency drill 2) the police, slightly later, moving the geese (who have returned), so the helicopter can take off again.

@artologica.net thought you might appreciate this brain-like creature. (alt text - three images of the red-lined bubble snail. Its almost see-through but looks like its carrying a brain or a peppermint candy. )

Today's Investigative Journalism - "does the weird soda taste weird?"

just watched a man experience what food allergies/intolerance can be like.

on the one hand expansion of the survelison state is very bad. On the other hand, a way to tip off volunteer orgs that a number belongs to a guy not in their state or has already voted or is simply Not Able to Do What you want would be great.

If you don't give a white guy a podcast, he just might make video game "essays" in front of a green screen. Its White Guys with Guitars from American Idol but for the 2010s/2020s set.

Just got an unskippable Yeztugo (aka #lenacapavir) ad while watching The Legend of Vox Machina. Looks like a pretty amazing product, sure would be nice if everyone who needs it could access it. #2Shots$40Everywhere, @gilead.com, otherwise, get your ads out of my face.

didn't realize ya'll went through TEN pms since 2005 @turini2.bsky.social @robheighton.bsky.social . I've only went through FIVE presidents since 1994.

How it feels some days observing Bluesky / Tumblr / Threads /Reddit.

tickets are here: caveat.nyc/events/comed...

Caveat asked what kind of expert I'd want to interview for this show and I said "in a perfect world it would be, like, someone who is an expert in both the MTA and the Japanese train network but I imagine that is impossible" and then they literally went and found that person

There are some people in Kentucky were very bemused one evening a few months ago.

I saw something last week I have been thinking of every day since. It brings joy into my darkest moments. I will tell it to you all now

Today's burrito: Chicken pad thai, cashews, Havarti cheese, crispy duck, sausage gravy and chili garlic Cholula. I sense your fear and confusion in that this one might actually be... good

My contribution to last night’s Locally Sourced Comedy raffle - it’s the Trouserfox (the fox that’s mostly trousers)!

Two of my cats looking their absolute most majestic

Amazon's Prime days are June 23-26 so I'm going to discount all books in my own store to $3.00 during this time! This includes the new Rachel Peng, everyone's favorite permanently pissed-off cyborg. theagahfstore.bigcartel.com/category/books #book #books #author #authors #scifi #booksale