logging on to bluesky

I am surprised when any of my seeds sprout. It's like a magic trick every time Not getting in the way of natural processes sounds easy, but human beings love to interfere

Not to be all Boomer about it but turning physical pages and like the scent of an actual hardcopy book just activates something in my brain no ebook can touch.

Flour comes from a plant. Sugar comes from a plant. Chocolate comes from a plant. A cookie is a salad. I don't make the rules.

"Should you personally be concerned about the Ebola outbreak?" Yes, because even if the risk to you is low right now, preventable deaths from a long-neglected virus due to global inequities should matter to all of us, especially in an interconnected world

I asked a former coworker I haven’t seen in a decade if she wanted to go lie in the grass and cry with me and she said yes enthusiastically so I think I will start asking other people this rather than drinks/coffee

Anyone else feeling completely untethered today or is it just me

Weather unfollowed is a danger to all Americans. NOAA faces proposed budget reductions of about $2 billion, and one proposal would eliminate NOAA's Office of Oceanic and Atmospheric Research entirely, shutting down all research laboratories across the country.

oh no, somebody spilled all of their puppies.

spice CAM by polaroid, 1996

This is the sort of shit that makes a sci fi writer throw an outline into the bin

Ok folks we are tipping too far into giving the bad Post Opinions videos hate traffic let’s walk this back a little.

Mood.

Shout out to the Trader Joe’s cashier who took one look at me deadass and asked “would you like your alibi today?”

the garbageman keeps texting me that aliens are real and he has the garbage to prove it

Real

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

Not only did the Mets lose today, but all four of their minor league teams lost too. One was swept in a doubleheader, in fact.

KaZaA download of a Jerky Boys album

Happy Mother's Day to the mother of us all. (And who deserves to be treated better.)

“What is the most millennial so-“ Absolutely not. Best I can do is a playlist of the top 100 in no particular order. Even narrowing it down to that is asking a lot.

So exhausted yet wide awake. A memoir.

this ain't a book it's a

Things bad, here is dog

Okay team what is the protocol for scapes I think the 🧄 is finally putting them out

In my heart Miss Piggy gave her fashion advice for this event.

My new/old car CDs came in the mail because I am choosing to live in 2006

Squirrels have dug up 10+ pea plants that were already starting launch upwards

Weather is *perfect* right now. Everyone go touch grass

MH in her broadway era✨

Can’t sleep, thinking about the colors of the moon.

MH in her broadway era✨

I am way too fragile right now for another global health crisis

Letting men decide about women's health care is like letting your dog make decisions about your car because he likes to ride in it sometimes.

I don’t want to control my TV, my thermostat, or my refrigerator with an app. I want a simple remote or control panel.

Okay this weather situation is out of hand. We haven’t been through enough?

I was awoken with “there is a bee festival today” and I can’t help but think this is another sign

Finally planting the wildflowers this weekend 🌸🌺🌸

Did it hurt? When you found out Jackson Zane gave us Rachel Martin?

As soon as I confirm that I now know how to make gifs, it’s over for you bitches.

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

Morning in May. #spring #mist #water #kootenaylakebc #canada

England’s COVID data from 2020–26 show the virus is still circulating — still causing infections, hospitalisations, and still taking lives. Chart using official data (UKHSA, NHS England, ONS). What’s changed isn’t the potential impact, but the lack of any real attention. Not forgetting Long COVID.

Fuck me

Potential friend: nice to meet you Me: do you want to go in on a kibbutz yes or no

Good morning

Everyone is talking about re-taking up smoking because angry Ray Liotta is no longer on tv threateningly reminding you that smoking is bad for your health.