scary movie 3 (2003)

Is there anything more humbling than the dressing room mirror at target? Asking for a friend

This probably isn’t good.

I haven’t posted this pic before here you go nobody

Okay which one of you scared @eve6.bsky.social off this app

To be unhinged and pathetically intense about your fun little obsessions and yearnings is actually very freeing and good for you. Source: my heart

It’s giving meat trifle

Breaking my silence: as a society we need to prioritize banning blinding headlights on vehicles

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

CTRL ALT DELETE HOW

Spiraling fr thank you frog

there aren’t enough words to articulate how funny this is

every week just gets weirder tbh

I have good news I have started listening to 1989 again to see where Jackson Zane and Olivia Benson fit in

CDC website edited to say that there are only four elements: earth, air, fire, and water, and that atomic theory is not evidence-based.

Can a grown up on here tell me the storage solution for off season clothing because every vacuum sealed bag I’ve owned has broken quickly

I’m so here for this

Bruno was hot tonight no I have not been kidnapped

Excuse me but there is literally no such thing as talking too much about SVU

Do not fuck with Olivia Benson

Do you get desensitized to food if you are the one making it or are you normal?

Chat this is very relatable

Did I just become a single issue voter?

we peaked in 2004

There are so many tabs open in my brain

It’s been three weeks and I still cannot believe Miguel Rojas hit a game tying homer in the bottom of the ninth of game 7 of the World Series. That is the kind of thing that normally happens TO the dodgers in the playoffs What an unhinged sport.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is my villain origin story (incase you were wondering)

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

the next baseball season starting 125 days ahead of schedule could fix me

In retrospect it’s pretty fucking terrible for my mental health that the sun starts setting at 4 pm every year right when the baseball season ends.

Grief is the price we pay for love

The new Claire Danes and Mr. Keri Russell show is pretty good

i wish i could have been in the room when they were brainstorming how to solve the housing crisis and someone raised their hand and said "what about 50 year mortgages?"

S27 Olivia Benson is such a fucking mood

It’s like she read my diary fr

Mood

Today is a big and stark reminder that a horrifying number of people don’t believe women and children are human beings

Boomers are killing the art of incriminating letter-writing.

Terrible day to have eyes.

📸 Robyn Ross

Yup. It's a language model, not a world model. It knows how to construct sentences and manipulate language. It has absolutely no idea that there is a real world which that language is intended to reflect. They are letters from inside Plato's cave.

Season 1 through 12 of Law and Order SVU.

Thus do all traitors

Even when we win we lose

Alexa, play Father Figure by Taylor Swift.

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