okay seattle etsy witches you got your revenge

all of toronto coming into work today

TWO BASEBALL FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!

Out of all the things that could recreate the manic energy of following Blaseball almost entirely through Internet Posts, I was not expecting actual baseball.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

i have a show coming up and the world series is during my damn tech week

okay fine I'll admit it. I'm a sports guy. I've been one all along. I love you sportsball. I love you playoffs. I LOVE YOU BLUE JAYS! (leafs are on thin ice)

Googling “blue jays” to check out the score but also fine with finding out how bluejays the bird are doing too

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[does a little crab rave dance for no reason in particular]

Come closer, closer still, and take a long look at the “Anatomy of a Haunted House” by Avi Burton in our issue 21. Don’t worry, it won’t bite. Much.

classic sff isn’t even all old white men, is the thing. women and poc were always foundational to the genre (see: delaney, le guin, butler, russ, sheldon/tiptree jr). and yet its always heinlein et al who gets recommended. i wonder why 🤔🤔🤔

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

Eleven books by transfeminine authors have been nominated for the 2025 Lambda Literary Awards! In this article, I've compiled them all into an easy-access reading list for anyone who wants to check them out before the October 4th ceremony 🩷 Shoutout to @lambdaliterary.org for recognizing our work!

looking for transfemme beta readers for a play script i wrote, ~5k words. turnaround in the next few weeks, max aug 30. can offer very small honorarium and/or reciprocal beta reading/crit services

every day i log on to the internet and learn 1) there is an incredibly vital piece of government infrastructure i’ve never thought about before and 2) now it’s super duper fucked

my roommate and I have such different decor sensibilities, it's really fun. her: let's put up a cute illustration of the eiffel tower? maybe a cat poster? me: what about a lurid illustration of the skeleton war her: ....live laugh love sign? me: S K E L E T O N W A R

The way that I was raised, being Jewish meant believing that every human life was sacred; to save a single human life meant saving all of humanity. That no law or ritual was more important than saving a single human life. It's unfathomable that any Jew can accept what Israel is doing in Gaza.

>air quality warning >surely it can’t be that bad >go outside >who put a blurry filter over the landscape

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

every day i think “we live in the world’s dumbest timeline, surely this is rock bottom” and then political officials worldwide go “hold my beer lol”

no okay but seriously is anybody hiring. for anything. thank you

is anybody hiring? preferably eccentric old money contracting me to clean their mysteriously red-stained floors after their evening bacchanals? qualifications: can use a mop, keep a secret.

In this incredible essay, @attackerman.bsky.social sums up exactly how I feel as a Jew right now. This quote hit me right in the guts. www.forever-wars.com/my-fellow-ne...

These folks continue to bring quality stories to the public - free of charge - in both audio and text versions online. You can support them in this for less than a decent cup of coffee a month. Do eeeeeet.

"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

my goal is to beat hades (no god mode) on run #69. i am bad at video games

“One day I’ll be dead and I won’t have to watch this team,” thinks Leafs fan to cheer himself up

fiiiinally home to pick up my contributor copies, both magazines are gorgeous and i’m thrilled to be a part of them! @analogsf.bsky.social @archiveoftheodd.bsky.social

Steve Paikin ends the debate by announcing the Leafs won, causing Blanchet to also burst into flames

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

not relevant at all, I'm sure. (a fatal thing happened on the way to the forum, by emma southton)

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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Canadian hockey fans rn

CANADA HAVE WON THE 4 NATIONS CHAMPIONSHIP 🇨🇦

those daniel guys were right. everything everywhere sure can all at once

petition to rename winter Mummy Season: - everyone wrapped in layers - want to lie down in a dark box for several thousand years - when you get the flu, you can feel your brain drip out your nose

Another way is possible. Don't lose sight of that.

There's something really tedious about the popular way of discussing disturbing art. Like. "Ooooo what deep internal subconscious feelings in the artist spawned something soooooo spooooky ooooOooOOOoooOOoo" have you considered that artists make rational choices in assembling their work, on purpose

petition to rename winter Mummy Season: - everyone wrapped in layers - want to lie down in a dark box for several thousand years - when you get the flu, you can feel your brain drip out your nose