Fifty-years old and just learned moleskin notebooks and journals aren't actually made from moles. I .... I don't wanna talk about it.

"... It's--"

Make something beautiful. Help show this age of hate and division the door.

The good: I've been wearing "producer hat" more lately. The bad: pro bono producer work means no income. And so, I could use your help! If you're looking for sharp, wholistic, empathetic notes on your screenwriting, please consider doing a consult with me. DM me for rates/availability!

Maybe the reason we see so many good people die tragic deaths in the news, and so few bad people, is a matter of numbers. Maybe there are just that many more good people.

I don’t know how to process the horrific fire hose of tragedy that has been omnipresent but has spiked this weekend, and I suspect I’m not alone. We aren’t meant to carry this much suffering and be able to function at “normal” capacity. Be gentle with yourself and others, if you can.

Be the reason someone's heart smiles today.

the good that you do persists in this world

the last 24 hours have been nightmarish in their violence, and I just am so angry this is the world we are in and god damn it

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

I just read the new SPINAL TAP book and there’s a moment where Rob Reiner and the rest of the cast ask each other which projects will lead their obituary. Rob was sure “Meathead” was going to be the first line of his. Tonight, everyone’s teeing off with “one of the greatest directing runs ever”

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Horrible. Horrible. Fuck

Bluesky New York actors! Do you want to participate in a reading on Monday, between Zohran Mamdani's new office and the Brooklyn Bridge, of scripts by some amazing, talented students? Yeah you do. It's Monday, 12-15, 5 pm. Contact me here, or [email protected]. Please spread the good word!

saint shelley

Sittin' on my couch, snacking on fruit leather, and staring at a snoozing pooch. .... he heard me call him "my babies."

Wow, already a year since The Big Book Of Jokes was published! You can find all of our joke books here, with links to where you can buy them at your preferred online book store: hennessyent.com/the-hennessy... #books #jokes #Christmas

Maybe 2026 will be the year I use my meticulously-shopped-for weekly planner past the first week.

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

😍

The holidays are comin' and wouldn't it be fabulous if you supported one of the kindest fellas and his family around? The Hennessy Kids have a plethora of jokey goodness from which to choose. Give a laugh this season! 🤩 @mrhennessy.com hennessyent.com/the-hennessy...

Just over 2 years ago, you started sharing projects with me to showcase different ways we can support our fellow artists on Bluesky. Now I'm asking for your help once again to add another hundred listings, by the end of 2025. ❤️🙏 Submit here wp.me/P9jBxx-8Y Current list here wp.me/P9jBxx-8g

A movie that takes place where you're from.

I finished reading/listening to my first ever Stephen King (Richard Bachman) book this morning. (I know I know I know, HUSH.) Off the see The Running Man on da big screen.

Hey, if you know ANYTHING about this, please help identify the driver in this hit-and-run. They just killed a very old and dear friend of mine and I am shattered by this news. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmLz...

Happy Monday, folks. Arm yourselves with kindness.

Me, flirting.

So PLURIBUS is fucking great.

NY area trans actors, this is your shot!

Congrats, @ericheisserer.bsky.social! Thanks, @johnnymortiz.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention! 🤘🏻

the news is hard to scroll through. everything is brutal and ugly and cruel. will try to do something to help someone today. and tomorrow. and again and again. will try to make myself a counter to my own nagging despair.

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.

Unrelated to anything important COLIN HANKS IS IN MAD MEN?? (I know, I know, I'm on my first watch and only in 2nd season. No spoilers, pleeeease.)

Occasional reminder that though my posts may not regularly acknowledge the absolute fecal storm happening ON THE DAILY, it doesn't mean that I have become nose-blind to its stench.

Respect yourself. Stay humble, hungry, curious, hard-working. Help others.

Sending love, positivity, happy hugs, and hope to all of you.

Hey actors, find out if your agent is in these “talks” and if so tell them they’re fired.

Mental health check-in with a gif:

Hey, @alexwinter.com, this was f*ckin' great. 🤘🏻

please embrace your uniqueness, you weird ass bitch.

F*ck doubt up the *ss with a 🌵. #justwrite

Hey, how are ya. @horrorsausage.bsky.social is talented as f*ck. That is all.

I rarely know what's worth posting here anymore because so much is heinous right now. Wishing you at the very least one beautiful moment today that brings lightness to your heart.

Trailer for IN FLIGHT, a show I worked on a million years ago* (I co-wrote episode 4) just dropped! 💃 Coming to Channel 4 12th August at 9pm! *2023 www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CaF...

I made the mistake of doomscrolling right before settling in to write comedy. Again. Woof.

Hey fancy film peeps, let's show #TeresaWarner some Seed & Spark support! seedandspark.com/fund/dating-...