I am having a Black Friday sale - I will now pay you to engage with me as a human

THE HOLY MOUNTAIN erupts onto our screen next Thursday 4th November at 3:20pm - Jodorowsky’s psychedelic, alchemical, mind-melting odyssey in all its surreal, confrontational glory. A landmark of cult cinema, If you’ve never seen it with an audience, this is the way. 🎟️ : buff.ly/r32UB0y

Have you created your content to be consumed today? You must make internet filler. Or make cool stuff for yourself, don’t show anyone. Just do it for you and learn from it. Or show people. But don’t call it content. It deserves more respect than that

Meta really helping there just in case you had nagging doubts about cats being hired for session work.

Yes! This scene is the very heart of it.

I’ve loved getting back on the drums It’s been kinder to me than writing of late - I exist, instantly. And that’s no low bar, the way things have been going.

Well I got Rec and Share working I guess.

QQ : how to unsubscribe from a feelings?

I managed to slice open my head while shaving it. I was hoping I could effectively trepan some of my own seething venom but no, just claret.

Big lights are for surgery and interrogations. This’ll do nicely.

1. Horror 2. Occultism 3. Film 4. Drums (especially electronic) 5. Root beer, or anything that tastes like it 6. Synthwave 7. Dark electronica 8. Whiskies 9. Punishing myself 10. Cake

I feel like I’m really teaching Big Water a lesson today by getting dehydrated 🖕🏻

I manage to put my foot in it so assiduously sometimes it’s like the shunting in Society.

Can we all stop pretending that we’re not all outraging weirdos — no, there is no weird — and establish high-bandwidth sincere communication?

I used to be quietly proud of getting good query responses. Now? I don’t exist. I’m moribund.

Me and dad at Graham Russell drums birthday celebration, this Saturday just passed. I think it might be the first drum-related thing we’ve done together since…I wanna say 1998.

Whenever my wife goes to the bakery, and I say I don’t want anything, about 5 mins later I’m Woody Harrelson running through the hotel in Indecent Proposal

I think I’m very exhausted from Popular Things On The Internet. A break. Which will affect well over 0.25 people.

I resent any insinuation it's just standard me with a lampshade on my dome. KoneHED is a horror icon for our times, a tulpa of our insecurities, emblematic of the reptile-brain anxiety driven by too much choice in home lighting. No, I think if anything, I outdid myself.

Sometimes I worry I am Brolin Snr in The Amityville Horror but without the sex appeal

I've been a slaphead for a long enough time now to objectively say: I get a lot more 'yes boss', and 'OK chiefs' than I used to.

🎮 This is like the Konami code for life. Up, up Down, down Left, Right, Left, Right B, A Select, Start

In MY Dirty Dancing 2, a UAP crashes in the Catskills. There's no gravity, and it's whole new moves you ain't never seen

Imagine an alternate world of avian supremacy, in which they evolved to our level. They throw us stale bread as we crawl naked across their lawns, moaning feebly with gratitude as our eyeballs roll upward into our skulls. When will it be our time? WHEN? etc

Was too tired to post yesterday. Another sitting under the spry fingers of Tori Treasure Tattoos - we’ve got another one WIP in the (bingo) wings, too…

It was cold out today, and dark at five o’clock. LIKE GOD INTENDED.

So many characters have an initial throw-up response to extreme trauma. For me it only takes someone to say ‘good morning’

I woke up wanting to be the drummer for an 80s pursuit scene www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zqn5y...

Andrei Tarkovsky’s SOLARIS (1972) screens Friday 7th November at 5:00pm, from a 35mm print. A science-fiction epic that trades cold futurism for aching humanity, it follows psychologist Kris Kelvin as he arrives at a space station orbiting the mysterious planet Solaris. 🎟️ : tinyurl.com/2nj6hkr8

That time of year I become a personal heater for chilly cats. No notes.

Tailgated again this morning. Look of hate, rage on the man’s face. 28 Days Later in a Fiat. I hate driving now. If I could, I would quit it. But is that anger and entitlement gestated on the road? Probably not. It’d find me in other ways.

I am filmed entirely on location at my house.

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years. His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds. A massive loss 💔

Someone just read this aloud to me in a smooth and even tone, as if it were a spiritual offering, and by the end, I was sobbing. I’ll think about this letter for the rest of my life. (Shared by Last Exit To Nowhere.) #pkd #bladerunner #scifi #fururism #phillipkdick #writingscifi #scifiwriter

Watching SUMMER HOLIDAY on iPlayer. Anyone know if it's true there was a cut where they offset their costs with cannibalism? Probably in a salt mine somewhere

FInally made it to Glastonbury Tor with Dan.

Oh, this is sad. I saw them about 25 years ago, with my dad. Grew up with their records in the house. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...

Glastonbury with Dan, tomorrow. Tor, Chalice Well Gardens, Goddess Temple, Gog & Magog.

Bragged earlier that my flu jab hadn't affected me, so naturally I am getting what I deserve for my digusting hubris. Puddle of roiling, bubbling antibody jelly pathetically trying to form a rudimentary feeler to tap you on the shoulder for love

Bat signal just went up and The Cheeky Girls are looking out the window at it from their gothic mansion

It’s always relieving when I see ‘non-toxic’ on something but then, you kinda want that to be implicit. I don’t introduce myself as ‘non-murdery’ etc

The only good thing about being invisible is that I know what you’ve done. Yeah, you.

I was fortunate enough to attend the movies several times during 1982 and 1999 and for that I am more than thankful.

I wonder if I could press that 'Summarise' button in Mac OS on myself, what it would say. No, wait, I don't.

Well, that’s the Pez dispenser I never knew I needed

You’re making my proboscis tingle

Marketing gold or premium irony

Pretty certain I have a bad stick of RAM, but so not worth opening up and having to hoover up the dust bunnies. I'll just wait until I get worse, etc

Tonight! Watch one of the best found footage films with us!

Oh man. I know exactly what I’d do for this. Mostly. No, you shut up, YOU’RE irrelevant