BlueSky sucks.

I need back surgery and I can't get it till Feb and this is fucking brutal. I can't walk, I can't sit, I can't think, I can't sleep.

The way they keep replacing actors in these Trivago ads is driving me mad.

There is one constant in the universe: Old people will talk about their ailments. I fully understand that now.

I want it to be 1982 again. If that's not possible, I'll settle for 1999.

I had so many followers on Twitter and here I have none. Just an observation.

Why hasn't The New York Times acknowledged Drew Struzan's death? This confounds me.

Every article I read nowadays feels like it's written by AI. The now SUCKS!

Will someone please create a Wikipedia page for me? I'd do it myself, but I'm dead.

I would like an external catheter for X-mas.

It’s day 20 of the government shutdown and construction crews at the White House's East Wing tear down walls to make room for trump's f*cking massive ballroom. A quarter of a BILLION…when Americans are struggling to get by. Absolutely shameful.

Whatever you think of the White House as a building or a symbol, the fact is that the image of it being torn apart on a whim two days after 7 million people hit the streets against autocracy is going to make a HUGE amount of people really, really angry, and that's an energy that should be harnessed.

Word of the Day: ULTRACREPIDATE – to critisise beyond your scope of knowledge.

I've held an Academy Award. It was pretty cool.

Ever since my brush with mortality (open heart surgery), I have been obsessed with death and dying. Sure, I did more than my fair share of musing on the subject beforehand, but now death is all I think about. Will this dissipate or am I gonna be thinking about this shit until I finally kick off?

i do not understand it. no matter what I do, no matter how vigilant I am or how much I stock up, I have always just run out of something in my house. i am sisyphus and my rock is the last tissue in the final box.

“Brown liquid?” The most disgusting, explicitly foul imagery ever spewed out by any occupant of high office in our history and that’s the best you can offer?

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It hurts my heart that Ben Folds' new music sucks so hard now.

Something's still gonna kill me...

I can't wait until they Mussolini this motherfucker. Please televise it.

This is behavior befitting the leader of the free world??? Fucking disgraceful...

Tonight's episode of SNL might be the worst one I've seen in 50 years.

define “perfect ending”?

So did it work? #NoKings

THE DIPLOMAT on Netflix is a really good show, you guys...

Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/

I want my eye back. #cataract

I may change my name to Grout.

THE DODGERS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!

I’m so grateful we get to experience someone like Shohei Ohtani. Forget whatever team he plays for, it’s just amazing we get to see someone do this stuff.

El oh el.

Ohtani’s performance tonight is maybe the best thing I’ve ever seen from an athlete in a playoff game in my lifetime?

Rather than post thoughts about a new movie you could always instead watch a movie older than you that you haven’t seen and not post thoughts about it either

My chest is growing back together! But my breastbone will forever be bound by titanium.

I want to record a Christmas album.

Trump commutes sentence of George Santos. He's immediately released from prison. What a madman.

With permission from the man himself, want to share that I've read Walter Hill's treatment for a new ALIEN with Sigourney Weaver and can confirm it's a fucking banger.

sciatica is no joke. this sucks.

I need a new good movie, people. I need a recharge. I need a reason to keep trying. Open to suggestions...

So does a pillow over your face. Not that I want that!

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

Consuming lobster puts me to sleep.

Starting to get rather upset and nervous about this whole state of affairs where there's no federal budget at all and money's just getting spent haphazardly and illegally by a thoroughly corrupt executive and congress is effectively dissolved, I gotta admit.

“This is the beauty of the internet. Someone in Australia notices that a screenplay is in a library on the other side of the world in Wyoming, and then in less than 19 hours someone else scans it and posts it online.”

As long as I live, I will never forgive Mitch McConnell for both causing irreparable damage to the Supreme Court, and not voting to convict Donald Trump.

Yesterday, I slept too late. Now I'm wide awake. And will probably sleep too late again. But who gives a fuck, because I'm semi-retired.