Me: On my screen, I see a button for an erect penis and a button for a gooseneck penis GF: Okay, step on the erect penis

I know it's mametchi. I just can't prove it yet

Congratulations to you all, you have completed January. Please progress to Level 2.

『アイスクライマー』FC版 発売日(1985.01.30.) #今日は何の日 #アイスクライマー #猫とふりかえるゲーム発売日

Before cellphones, we had VMU clocks, baybeeee

What’s this, an earthbound remake!? 🌎✨

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Things to get on aliexpress.

I have an upcoming solo show, The Deer Garden, at Pratt Munson Gallery at Munson Museum in upstate New York. Come say hello! Opening reception: Feb 6, 3 to 5 pm. Exhibition dates: Feb 6 - Mar 6, 2026. #contemporaryprintmaking #printsky #newenglandart #newyorkgalleries

Ice box. Hokkaido, Japan. instagram.com/p/CJiyKmwgHjX/

A reminder that ICE hasn’t slowed down in Minneapolis at all. Outside of Minnesota, it might feel like everything has changed since Alex Pretti’s murder. But ICE hasn’t actually lost any power and they’re continuing to terrorize our communities.

🎵 get your chicken elsewhere 🎵 *Clap clap clapclapclap*

ICE has kidnapped another Indigenous person in Minneapolis. This is the fifth member of the Očhéthi Šakówinnto be taken this month. Statement from Standing Rock:

10/10 no notes But now you can take some if you need.

Sticker spotted in Los Angeles

These 7 Democrats voted to give ICE an additional $10 billion in funding. Anyone who claims to support the constitution has a minimum of 7 phone calls to make today. Phone numbers in alt text.

I'm just a sucker for vocal house like this

Boil them in oil

Finally, a flag worth fighting for.

An Instagram account of nothing but Japanese privacy glass. instagram.com/kataitaglas.jp

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Lammy's Only Fan

Wow this poster from 1941 was strangely prescient, as it's from 1941 and belongs to the commons feel free to have this, do with it what you want

quote with your horn art!

cool name why’s it called that

Posting the words "Lord as my witness I am going to Make Heaven Crowded in Riverside, California on January 21" on social media and instantly the feds are at my door.

my signature shade

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

my gargoyle watching me paint

No human history without cum

One of my favourite tracks from last year.

Went to a friend's house and made a little horse. Pink on one side, green on the other.

Waiting for pool days in... 6 months.

I need that Amerie “Why Don’t We Fall in Love” weather asap

Will Psyduck pass his driving test??

Remembering the most genius yuri i ever read, about a retired magical girl in her 30s who still lives with her mascot and it goes exactly where you think it's going, its 100% sincere and beautiful, and even ends up feeling like a lovely metaphor for relationships when youre very disabled...