I am getting on a boat to look at puffins in a week!!!!

Yeah I have a BFA.......a big fuckin attitude

Yeah I have a BFA.......a big fuckin attitude

Black Cats #art ✧ #cats ✧ #crossstitch

I am going on a boat to look at puffins in a few weeks

Wearing white and eating red sauce, for the thrill

Ah my asters bloomed! A little early but who minds??

Are you ever so social in a day that you go home, smoke a spliff, put on a face mask, and watch The Devils for the first time

My two musical modes are Creedence and Rico Nasty, no in between

Peter McCarty, 2001

This place doesn't load for me half the time, successfully solving my need to be annoying online

The Connoisseur. Gouache and watercolor on paper. Dreaming of autumn... Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/vmad...

"we're so cooked" like, sauteed? slowly reduced like a sauce? baked in a puff pastry? I'd love to know how im getting served up before the end at least

Here's the cover illustration of Astarion by @tkingfisher.com , a Baldur's Gate 3 novel, that I had the immense pleasure of painting for Penguin Random House and Wizards of the Coast! Cheers, darling! 🥂

What do I think of Tomodachi Life? Well I'm buying a stylus for my nine year old switch

I am menacing today (I had two iced coffees and donut)

Gonna knit some toe shoes because I possess a great power to

Went to a show last night that I walked to from my house. Exceptional vibe at an outdoor concert that I haven't felt since before Covid. Thank you, Snail Mail :-)

Can't get me mad about anything when Graceland by Paul Simon (1986) is playing in my headphones

What they don't tell you about your mid thirties is you get to have pimples and gray hair all at the same time

First time Ryan Helsley has pitched in a night game at Camden Yards since joining Orioles. The entrance is even better with the lights.

A GIANT SERIES WIN AND THE ORIOLES ARE ABOVE .500 AND INTO A TIE FOR FIRST PLACE 8-7

No higher form of comedy than taking an object and using it like a phone

That episode of King of the Hill where the lady keeps trying to die in their house is an A24 film ahead of its time

One of my favorite pens!!

Wow! Space

I wish I could be asleep and play Pokemon at the same time. I hate that I have to choose

FUCK WAR

Little Ham, big world

The first episode of "Common Side Effects" is available for free on Youtube. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJt...

deanna ... would you like to come over and try my worf-oroni

I need some control in my life so I'm shopping for a new pen

April Fooling my dog by feeding her twenty minutes early

Turning a weird day around with breakfast for dinner

Bram got a new collar. He was standing looking at his reflection in this makeup mirror the other day. Animated in Procreate, with a little edit in DaVinci Resolve. Music: Pentagon - Heal #procreate #lurcher #animation

April Fooling my dog by feeding her twenty minutes early

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art

I gardened today 🌱🌿🌼

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

Getting told to "keep being yourself" but you're a foul mouthed little goblin with an authority problem

CHONKY BIRD BUT EVERY TIME THE ORIOLES WIN IT GETS CHUBBIER 1-0

Baseball is good because it's an acceptable place to let out a big "boooo"

Casually saying "you're either with me or against me" to my good dude every time I wanna drive to a new penny press machine

I'm an adult playing Leaf/Green and understanding that as a child playing this game, I had a lot more time and apparently patience to fight nothing but Pidgeys for hours

Hahahaha AAAHHHHH

I'm on a journey to enjoy bananas and it is not going well

submitting my proposal to rename Miner's Lettuce to Shrew Umbrellas

Pray for your local baseball team staff motion designer