Little Ham, big world

Imagine defending Harry Potty when Discworld is right there

The first episode of "Common Side Effects" is available for free on Youtube. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrJt...

deanna ... would you like to come over and try my worf-oroni

I need some control in my life so I'm shopping for a new pen

April Fooling my dog by feeding her twenty minutes early

Turning a weird day around with breakfast for dinner

Bram got a new collar. He was standing looking at his reflection in this makeup mirror the other day. Animated in Procreate, with a little edit in DaVinci Resolve. Music: Pentagon - Heal #procreate #lurcher #animation

April Fooling my dog by feeding her twenty minutes early

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart

When this is all over and we’ve had the trials and the sentencing this sacred bit of cardboard should be framed and mounted in the National Gallery of Art

I gardened today 🌱🌿🌼

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

Getting told to "keep being yourself" but you're a foul mouthed little goblin with an authority problem

CHONKY BIRD BUT EVERY TIME THE ORIOLES WIN IT GETS CHUBBIER 1-0

Baseball is good because it's an acceptable place to let out a big "boooo"

Casually saying "you're either with me or against me" to my good dude every time I wanna drive to a new penny press machine

I'm an adult playing Leaf/Green and understanding that as a child playing this game, I had a lot more time and apparently patience to fight nothing but Pidgeys for hours

Hahahaha AAAHHHHH

I'm on a journey to enjoy bananas and it is not going well

submitting my proposal to rename Miner's Lettuce to Shrew Umbrellas

Pray for your local baseball team staff motion designer

Telling people to watch Tompopo and then going "whatever do you mean" when they bring up the egg yolk scene

The sun is about to be out after work!!!!!

I have to edit something to Golden and whatever the CIA put in this song is working

hahaha AHHH, and repeat

You ever just feel a mental health day coming on

The blood clot is on my vision board

Oh Pokemon isn't a switch 2 exclusive? Lmao you're never getting me Nintendo!!!!

It feels like spring which is hurting my feelings

Keeping all my good stuff in my drafts from now on

Saying "gen AI is inherently fascist" out loud to figure out the people I don't fuck with

i could just buy the gamecube i never had and play animal crossing. i could just do that

34-year-old me: guess fucking what 8-year-old me: stop cussing at me

Successfully trained everyone around me to go WHERE ARE YOUR GLASSES when I am not wearing my glasses

Batman Beyond still beats so much ass

Actual note I just gave: the crab can't have teeth

My whole team agreed to learn Spanish together so that we can cause chaos in a whole new language

Guess who watched Cast Away before getting on a plane

Watching Shawshank Redemption the way it was meant to be seen: censored and with a commercial every five minutes

I have 6am call times all week and I am not built for it. I am made to be soft and in my bed

Time to make some heart shaped pizzas

Ah packing, we meet again

happy valentine's day, i watched Wild At Heart for the first time

We made Don Draper in Smash Bros and keep making him fight himself

Peak old person by telling one of my interns that he could take the money he's paying ChatGPT per month to sub to Criterion instead lmao

tomato nails 🍅〽️

The older I get, the more I realize we are all on this green earth to dance

I've been sending this around all day, never forget