@klairelockheart.bsky.social paints hyper-realist depictions of men she calls "Brodalisque." She lovingly parodies schmaltzy 19th Century paintings. She treats Bros as comedic subjects, but not in ridicule, sympathetic with the modern Lost Boys, good guys, only partially adult, touchingly awkward.

Already fighting over turkey 🦃

Went and watched @ajvsell.bsky.social scold some children 😄

i would like to declare that at this point it is gay baiting for straight men to have mustaches.

Men will struggle to find the Madonna’s face

y’all have really cure faces AND cheeks 🙂‍↕️

my boyfriend two months ago: why are you watching these vampire shows they're old and tacky my boyfriend now: so you're saying angel's son aged faster in the hell dimension? was it a different one than the one he was sent to in buffy. should i sit down and just watch this

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Target using Mystical Magical for a Christmas commercial further supports the conspiracy theory that Benson Boone’s an industry plant

Chest day at the gym

good morning!

#FCF I love when a boy wants to huff, nuzzle, mouth your bulge through the underwear, before they go in for the prize

Waiting… impatiently…

who started the trend of guys wearing those women’s booty leggings? Asking for me 🍑

Braved going out into the cold to get a few shots of the Northern Lights tonight. First time I’ve been able to get photos of it.

why are they so obsessed with making niecy nash look like countess luann with these fuckass hats???

Had two margs watch out

give me the strength for this intarsia in the round section 😩

The hair zip line?? 😭

Bop bop bopped a little too close to the sun 🌞

it’s monday

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Divided the body and sleeves

Sunday naps I love you

Soon

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

I just really like Gekkomon ok #Digimon

#3147 A guy who has never been too big for his boots.

bet you didn't expect to see Waluigi playing DDR Extreme on your skyline this morning

Oldest selfie on your phone 2008 🥴

Sometimes my IG audience disappoints me

York Peppermint Patties are underrated

Three restaurants for sushi within 0.5mi and they’re named Taku, Takami, and Kame respectively 😵‍💫

My wool drawer got infested with moths and I’m vomming 🤢

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We’re not going anywhere!

Obviously 🙂‍↕️

If you see this, QTP with an album you’d rate a perfect 10/10 🎶

Hilary Duff collab with Carly Rae Jepsen WHEN

Walking around the house like a teletubbie

“Dad what’s this torture device?”

Do we think this costume will hold up until next year?

If you see this post an anime you love

This is coming along splendidly 🧡

No Noise November. everybody shut up

I drew some else, and it ended up looking sort of more like me. So now I can’t try and draw myself in case it ends up looking less like me than this does?

everyone needs a bigger ass, for their health