I love that Metro Transit gave our US Senate delegation an arts and crafts project to complete in front of an audience

Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case

I'm at the combination

I only use Spotify to do music at youth hockey games. If you saw a summary of my "listening" habits in that thing you'd put me in a home.

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The other 20% of crimes in the Twin Cities was just Tom Emmer stealing catalytic converters.

Do you ever watch Jesper Wallstedt play hockey and almost kind of worry that he's going to get better?

It's funny that as somebody that was a teenager working in a kitchen when this song came out it isn't some strange mystery to me, it's just how I view the world. I turn everybody I meet into a line in "Pepper."

I don't fucking understand Lilly Yohannes. Messi's greatness is all in controlling the ball and using it to control his opponents and that looks like magic. Yohannes, I think, plays soccer in a way that's going to help us figure out how to safely travel faster than light.

I named my fists Baskin and Robbins because you've got 32 teeth and they're all going to taste different.

The mayor WAS in one of those cars until the Penguin emerged from the sewer to abduct him and his girlfriend.

There is some good music I was unaware of linked in this article so I'm having a good morning in spite of having to work from home. Somewhat ashamed of not having been hip to Melpomene, but I'm fixed now!

tfw u need seven samurai

Sometimes I like to read this account alongside the crime poster places.

Watching that loons loss was a great way to sell me on the calendar change, MLS. Good job. Classic display of one team not having the horses.

It's difficult saying this as someone who's been a fan of Chucky Lozano for so long, but I'd love it if Michael Boxall killed him winning the ball tonight.

Don't think Dunseth has ever said anything Dunsethier than "in the 70th minute the chess pieces might get reshuffled."

Thanks to a real one. www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ve...

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

I keep looking at this photo and all it makes me think about is what a great head coach Sewell is going to be one day.

You cannot Dan Campbell your way past Dan Campbell.

Hey girl, you'll land it You've got supplies, if they demand it You've got the looks, and the glamour Cut by the chisel, and beat by the hammer

Shout out to MNUFC legend Eric Dick, his Pittsburgh Riverhounds, and their many shirtless fat guy fans on their victory in the USL Championship Final.

I would have had more fun tonight if the Frost had been interested in playing a third period of hockey, but it kicked ass being at the home opener.

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

We have reached the logical endpoint of #MNUFC tactical planning: six goalkeepers.

Herakles the Archer cast, by Émile-Antoine Bourdelle, 1909, 📸 by @schmidtyphoto

I just did the Wallstedt fist pump in my basement.

The BBC Scotland commentary for Kenny McLean’s halfway line goal is glorious. Stuff of dreams. 🔥 Congratulations #Scotland, see you at the World Cup.

Somebody that's lived there in the past 25 years might have a better idea, but for my money there's no cuisine that defines Cadillac, Michigan better than a single square slice of thick crust pizza, wrapped in tin foil and purchased from a liquor store.

My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor

Man, with World Cup tickets already being comically expensive in LA I can't wait to see how that price changes when they move those games to America First Field.

Guys, I think it's time to get these goalie masks figured out before somebody makes Connor Hellebuyck even uglier.

Diabetes and cancer are up there with only speaking English and wearing a baseball cap all the time as ways people identify Americans in the wild.

who the hells software is makin kiddy porn for bullying teens

Ha ha fuck

You're right there is a difference. I'm still gonna need you to face the wall

If raising mortgage terms while you lower life expectancy is a good idea, I'm curious who it's good FOR...

Sir! SIR! THIS is a Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll town.

Yeah :D

Dennis Lawrence, tell me how best I can die to serve you.

Another @jonmarthaler.com appreciation tweet. He writes such a fun, easy gamer with soul — and that’s just not easy to do; ask me, I know. I have a gift for you all: www.startribune.com/takeaways-mi...

The greatest.

I’d rather be lucky than good I’d rather be lucky than good I’d rather be lucky I’d rather be lucky I’d rather be lucky than good @mnufc.com