Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.

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Hopefully this book has the answer to a question I’ve been asking for a loooong time.

Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations

Allow me to reintroduce myself:

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this is the worst DLC i've ever seen

ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say. "When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."

What?! WHAT! Whooaaaah.

OLD and BUSTED: Queuing for water refills on the concourse in late June. NEW and FRESH: Not having to search for a frostbite-specializing Dermatologist in February because you already found a good one in December.

a “Space Force”, if you will

I mean “Guy with Palantir believes he has enemies everywhere and that his own people are being turned against him because a new popular guy turned up and believes his future is as a sacrifice, the way they used to do it, of old” is a bit on the nose, no?

Palantir update via www.wired.com/story/alex-k...

democrats winning would cut into their fundraising

Sir! SIR! THIS is a Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll town.

Up until 15000 years ago, dogs stretched, but didn’t have anyone there to comment on their stretch and that makes me sad. A lot of people think dogs were domesticated by scavenging along after nomadic human groups, but really I think they just wanted someone to acknowledge when a stretch was big.

Pierrot, by Jean-Antoine Watteau, 1718-19, 📸 by @andyharnik

I’m not a lawyer, but this means anyone could throw a sandwich at a LEO and expect to walk free, right?

I think if footballers have to go off for concussion exams if they appear to have taken a head injury, then highly placed government officials should do the same. Just don’t play for a while if you can’t answer some basic questions or count fingers. Sub in someone with less brain injury.

Only fools believe their eyes. We all wear masks in the City of Lies. #l5r #halloween #shortfiction

Jurgen Klopp is back in the Trivago ads! Common sense prevails!

Great work by the Tifo crew tonight

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

this cake on the food network is so fucked up this is the incomprehensible terror lovecraft was describing

Okay: Wizard of Oz, but Almira Gulch DOES kill Toto and Dorothy goes in a John Wick-style gun-fu killing spree across Oz to find her way home and exact her revenge.

WTF I’ve just seen a Trivago ad and they’ve removed Jurgen Klopp. Some other guy is digitally inserted? They disappeared Jurgen Klopp!

You have to hand it to him: Nobody embodied “When they were up they were up, and when they were down they were down” quite like Prince Andrew.

Imagine getting back from outer space and finding out Gloria Gaynor was dumping you. You’d be gutted. Makes you wonder if being an astronaut is worth it.

Crying laughing over these, good god.

It’s starting…

“The last time I saw a Scot rob the Greeks so badly, Lord Elgin’s return baggage was waaay over the weight allowance.”

It’s so weird that in 300 years someone is going to be defending their thesis about The Semiotics of Frogs in early 21st Century Political Discourse.

Scone.

OOPS! All Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young®

Google has this thing where if you spend 1.5 seconds looking at a calendar reminder of a sporting event it pins the Live Score to your phone screen and I would very much like to switch that feature off for the remainder of Rangers season thank you.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

I’ve liked most places I’ve visited or been won over by a second visit (looking at you Köln) and I’m generally an optimistic, silver lining kind of city-enjoyer. But unless I have some good reason I’m not bothered about ever going back to London, Iowa City, or St Paul.

No, I get it.

Sonck backs Genk’s Fink

The Dutch are making fun of us... and I'm all for it. (LUBACH is a satire show, along the vein of the Daily Show)

I want to Like this so much, but I also don’t want to ruin something so perfect.

The Kimmel video: "The MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

JD Vance: “Charlie Kirk never said Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. He never uttered those words.” Charlie Kirk: “Joy Reid, Michelle Obama, Ketanji Brown Jackson — you do not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken seriously.”

I do not undertstand Gene on the inside and Lod on the right. I am bamboozled. #MNUFC