Weeks like this, I miss the late Fucked Company dot com.

Don't take the bait!

If he was carrying a Sig P320 and claims even the first shot as a uncommanded discharge, I'll probably have a stroke.

"There's only one way to stand up to a radical occupation by armed thugs" No there isn't. That's not true. You just made that up.

Nobody is going to show up for jail support for Frey.

Screw QR codes. Mandate that ICE and CBO wear leather-soled jackboots whenever on duty.

Not to be a gloom and doom on here, there's enough of that going around, but the constitutional optimists do realize that basically no constitution in the world has a "hey, the head of state can suspend the constitution whenever they feel like it" clause, right?

Every time I see Kyrsten Sinema mentioned, I wonder again whether bisexual visibility has gone too far.

They’re going to end up labeling the state itself as an enemy of the State.

Is DHS even bothering to run new recruits through NICS?

When they kidnap walz, no one should take the bait

A bonus cartoon for the excessively online, at @flaminghydra.com, a collective of brilliant writers that I am humbled to have been invited to join.

Imagine being this badass

At the rate things are going, the real affordability crisis may be the price of ammo.

The rural left are those of us who love it here. But the miserable and angry fuckers are the ones who fit the narrative.

In non-end of the world news, one of my hens has started laying again. Guess which is which.

crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours. please keep sharing with your networks.

If she's in Minnesota, at least three of those times were for kicking an ICE agent.

What does trump think he’ll get out of invoking the insurrection act? An erection.

Blood and roses

Surely someone took a crowbar to that loot box in addition to tagging it, right?

Last time I looked, a higher proportion of households in MN owned at least one firearm than in TX. The feds had better thank their lucky stars that they’re only up against whistles and snow shovels.

Cool. That actually works. I’d thought about trying to teach the Minneapolis Murder about peanuts under red hats, but decided my Liverpool supporting friends didn’t deserve that.

I would just not advertise that someone beat the tar out of me with a snow shovel.

It would change so much if there were any reason to believe that elected dems had the slightest bit of interest in issuing pardons or avoiding prosecution for "good trouble".

So proud of my old neighborhood.

OK, how about this. Failure to display full name, rank, badge number, and agency while engaging with the public waives all immunities and means the officer is no longer treated as a peace officer for the purposes of any self-defense related law.

Given the phrasing, I'm taking this to mean that he shoved a beer bottle up his own ass while rubbing one out after he got back to his hotel room and got an owie.

For ease of navigation and sharing, I have turned my little list into a website: standwithminnesota.org

I was desperate for some organization, so I put together a list of places you can donate or buy things for to support folks in Minnesota. If you have places for me to add, please DM me.

I think the right question for some subset of conservatives is, "How would you feel if the BLM were smashing truck windows?"

Don't you dare vote for a budget, @amyklobuchar.com

Another great song to appropriate

If people really want to know what The Lectern Sign means, I can think of a way to find out, but I doubt your favorite politician would approve.

I'm finding it somewhat comforting that pretty much every vet I follow on here is watching videos out of Minneapolis and elsewhere, and are pretty unanimous in their conclusion that those clowns would get smoked by even somewhat more aggressive mobs.

The curiosity was killing me. The guy said he found the ad on Instagram and that, as of today, the post is still up. So I spent an hour or so on a spreadsheet of every single bar, pub, or club I could find in Salt Lake City, almost 100. None of them posted it docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I have so many feelings about not living in Minneapolis any more, but y'all don't need me emoting onto your TL.

Kettle

I’m seeing Frey mentioned, and haven’t seen this one on my timeline.

really burying the lead here that Bovino needs an armed contingent to use the bathroom at Target

filling one of these with wine for the troops

The Danish government should really be shipping ~20 thousand M16s to Greenland and offering training to anyone who wants it right now.

Who called it “nuisance barking” and not “unnecessary ruffness”?

One big difference - the nazis deported a sizable number of Danish cops for being too loyal to the King and parliament.

If I were the EU, I'd just open with sanctioning the Trump Corporation.

Oh no, the MPD doesn't have enough cops to protect Minneapolis from ICE. What makes you think they were going to start protecting the residents now?

I love this so much. I love this place. I love us. And they will never break us. Never.

My unpopular opinion is that the feds aren’t actually interested in invoking the Insurrection Act or gunning down protestors per se. Rather they want abject compliance and are escalating to try to accomplish that. Licking the boot is actually giving them what they want, not [redacted].

Nancy is woke.

Maybe a reasonable analogy for the behavior of blue state electeds putting up a show of talking a big game but doing nothing is the situation of the Danish government from 1940-43. If my governor is actually trying to do something useful, I wouldn't expect to hear about anytime soon...