Who was stronger in their prime, Barbarian Streisand or Barbarian Walters

I don't know who needs to hear this, but there's a bug in the dotnet publish command for .NET 10 if you try to publish AOT with --no-restore. I separate my restore + publish steps and my upgrade from .NET 8 to 10 broke. Just remove the flag and it will work. Details here: github.com/dotnet/sdk/i...

watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a kid: yes! hahaha! YES! watching teenage mutant ninja turtles as a father: that’s just too young for all this, no one has the best interest of these boys at heart

In modern slang, if a butt looks remarkably like a butt, is that called an "ahh-ahh ahh?"

Happy Halloween! 🎃

maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine

Avoid the Noid. ...Take the cannoli.

Ye best start believin' in countin' yer bodily fluids... ...urine one

I think someone extremely famous should choose to make an exclusive announcement in an interview on my Twitch channel, streamed live to like 11 viewers. hmu

First stream in a year and a half. Just chatting for now, who knows what else we'll get up to! I've just missed you all. Come chill! twitch.tv/bokonon_lives

We're just normal men

Don't forget to like and subscribe (curate your own RSS feed of my personal accomplishments and occasionally nod quietly to yourself)

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. The Aztec Mummy trilogy is by + large some pretty fun old horror. The 1st one will remind you a lot of the plot of the Brendan Fraser film. The 2nd one is way more fun. The 3rd one... is terrible.

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

Guy who pronounces OJ Simpson "Odge Simpson"

If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?

Just shattered that someone got to this joke before me. www.reddit.com/r/BokuNoMeta...

Anchorman: "As a Large Language Model, I do not have a personal opinion on the city of San Diego, California." Fred Willard: "Damn it, for the last time, anything you put on that teleprompter, Burgundy will read!"

all x86 do is execute instruction fetch memory be hot chip and lie

It's Death to Smoochy Daddy Season

is their full name the Philadelphia Philadelphias? if so minus 5 points for creativity

If a vampire was at my front door, I would simply invite them in, then really quickly build a larger, second house encircling my first house. Then they'd be trapped in my original house, and I'd have a new neighbor.

people will just say anything. i’m 31 today!! no you’re not. you’re on bluesky we’re all 36. that isn’t true

[gilbert gottfried voice] if you had one shot, one opportunity

Happy Pride Month. Shout out to the members of the LGBTQIA+ community who have been vocal about bi inclusion. I especially appreciate the posts I've seen expressing that bi people are still valid even if they've only ever dated members of one gender or "lean" one way. That's me. I'm on that spectrum

In an attempt to connect more with Gen Z, I am releasing a new hit single, "fried memes and guillotines"

First week new job is in the books. Hard going back to working in an office but it's worth it to support my family. I like it there, and I think it's gonna work out. Grateful also for my wife for staying home with the kiddo. Free time may hit an all time low this month but it should get better soon!

Video game that perpetuates stereotypes nobody has ever claimed before. Like, all men over 65 are in a ska band, or all women have a leg that retracts into a rocket launcher. There are no exceptions in-universe to any such invented rules.

"P-P-P-Pinky and the Brain"

Every night I hum the tune to Basket Case by Green Day to my daughter at about 1/4 tempo as her lullaby, and that is a true fact

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

I am entering my being-really-annoying-about-tea era

Hopefully we'll never have to test whether I'd jump in front of a bullet to save my daughter, but I can tell you that I do eat the burnt tips off her sweet potato fries to tank all the carcinogens

New project idea, would anyone be interested in buying homemade cpu's on etsy, it doesn't seem that hard www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuvc...

I don't get where a 1/4 cup gets off being a cup and not a measuring spoon

Trying a new thing, Interviewer: "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Me: "During your times of trial and suffering, when you see a gap in my resume, it was then that I carried you."

If you see this, post something orange.

Twitch plays terminal with administrator privileges on my personal computer

roses are red violets are blue if you ignore the first line this is a haiku

so, is there a mrs. bean?

This is an unbelievable accomplishment, from someone who has done so much to build up the speedrunning community and deserves the world. Congratulations SummoningSalt!

An image of a butthole that follows your gaze wherever you move like a painting in a haunted house