the main reason I didn't realize Jujutsu Kaisen was ending the season early is that they cut it pretty much exactly where I stopped reading the manga because I forgot I was keeping up with it. that's just not how these things are supposed to work!

you can tell the medication wore off because I went to put together my grocery order and forgot to close my game

romantasy authors, I am willing to accept a reasonable fee to teach you, as patiently as necessary, how to title your goddamn books.

goddammit, I told Summoning Circle Security to get *all* the cameras. we can't have people learning the truth about Ohio!

need to go do something else for a while because Someone Is Wrong On The Internet

me rereading The Vampire Lestat a couple years ago: my god this is insufferable me watching the new trailer: fully seated, covered in merch, I've bought the stocks AND bonds www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7J...

Images not rendering right now are actually such an incredible use case for ALT text and a great way to experience what it’s like to want to participate while not being able to see. If Darth hadn’t included ALT you’d have no idea what this was.

There is so much cool stuff in Florida. People don't even know about the Ant Fireflies, the fireflies that live in anthills with the ants

Close up - Oldies again ✏️ pencil line art, illustration which got featured in the Spectrum Award 🎨 I still love this piece very much 🎨 #illustration #fashion #fantasy #margueritesauvage

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Hubble marks its 36th anniversary with a shimmering close-up of star-formation in the Trifid Nebula! Tiny, actively forming stars are eating and spewing material all around. (One at top left in brown, and two fiery red jets.) Explore it all: https://news.stsci.edu/4cvi5jL

alligator bellows approval

burger turtle 🍔

doily face wolf doll, within shop april springtime 2026

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I was drawing in the museum until they closed(thats why it looks empty above) so I had to finish it up at the airport. I've wanted to see Sue in person since I was a kid so this was a dream come true. 🎨Tools used: red graphite > fountain pen > copic marker

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How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Pearl Bailey in the all-Black Broadway production of Hello, Dolly!, 1967

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

fauna 🌱 #chiiarts

NEW PERSONAL WORK I had a dream I was drawing thumbnails, and - in the dream - sketched this out and titled it "The Dreamer". That was striking enough that I woke up, sketched out the thumbnail in real life, and then sat on it for like eight years. Until now!

a peek at some new stickers, coming next friday 💎🕊️🐶 #merch

oh hey lol im on the inprnt home page AND there is a sale going on 😱😱😱😱

Thanks so much to @portablecity.bsky.social for being a great AD, here's one of two of the illustrations I did for Swords Without Master and you guys have no idea what cool shit you're in for. People have been cranking out the most gorgeous work for that thing

My only Valkyrie story (so far):

Sure, you can vote for California gubernatorial candidates like Tom Steyer or Steve Hilton, but do they have a plan to nuke crime and assassinate unemployment?

Happy Birthday Mr Curry thank you for awakening my interest in beautiful evil men

"Modern Dragons" launches tomorrow 🐉

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I hiked out to a sinkhole that hosts hundreds of alligators and stumbled across a rather surreal surprise: a grand gathering of #Birds.

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head

anyway my sister agreed to split the cost of my planned Mother's Day gift for our mom, so I went ahead and ordered it to make sure it gets here on time. the idea was "she liked the disposable fountain pen I got her in a pink pen sampler for xmas a few years ago, so what if *deluxe* pink?"

it's bad enough that Samsung is discontinuing their native Messages app but this is fucking dumb

this wedding cake ice cream is actually primarily frosting-flavored and honestly I'm fine with that

my brain randomly summoned this from the ether so it's your all's problem now

Jin's dub VA sounds like a dweeb so that's gonna take some getting used to, but the stalker-eating scene was terrifying, I love it

gotta get these and have some 666 chicken nuggies

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

So anyway the Nine Inch Noize album is live and I hope you're all listening, of course. (It rules.)

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Artwork I painted for "Infested" by Angel Luis Colon

"In his apology at a press gaggle, Platner did not highlight what work he has done to engage with disabled Mainers or what work that he plans to do. He did, however, say that he continues 'to try to be better.' "

reader, I married him

Today I'm making a presentation and this is part of it

sometimes, i still see you there.

I also have a plethora of cool indigi-designed tees, hoodies, and more at johnniejaedesigns.store

I am... really tempted to pin this to the top of my account... Print it and put it on my office door... send it as my email signature... wear it around my neck at conferences.... https://www.bbc.com/worklife/article/20180727-mansplaining-explained-in-one-chart