They could expand the VA and make it for everyone. Just an idea.

This article is perfect and you should read it immediately.

Personalitymaxxing is when you read books, have hobbies and occasionally think about how other people are feeling.

2026 basically

i can’t stop laughing

Roses are red Sunflowers are tall Sweep the midterms Then impeach them all

Feeling stressed? Badly draw a horse and then watch your badly drawn horse run with other badly drawn horses 💜

this may be a radical take BUT I think we should proceed cautiously with the rushed integration of half-cooked automation into problematic business sectors in a broadly-corrupt country without functional regulatory oversight

Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it

I am watching the football for the first time in years and I have said “woooof” aloud already about 10 times.

ah i can answer this trick question actually. novels are not a race

4 episodes of Bridgerton is not enough dopamine to even put a dent in this week. I need at least 22 episodes. We deserve a world with 22 episode seasons of shows about cute people doing cute things!!

Afternoon

ICE tracker, 2/5

The 90s were so insane. why did I have to be a child

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

TENNESSEE! A new bill in your legislature would make it even easier for randos to challenge books! Contact your state representatives to oppose the bill!

For everyone whose elderly parents’ iPhones just updated to “glass” : Accessibility: Motion>reduce motion Display&text size>reduce transparency and increase contrast Wallpaper: Click on customize Click on the clock typeface >solid

Sara Smile, because I am almost always forced to hear it under duress over shitty loud speakers in a retail hellscape and I am having a miserable time and it does absolutely nothing but piss me off further.

Other countries have social safety nets. The US has women. Women whose paid and unpaid labor are toggled up or down depending on the whims of the men who engineered and profiteered our DIY society.

in woke 2 we're putting woke in everything. we're renaming it wokelahoma. we're eating fried wokera. we're having a shoot out at the woke-k corral

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

This is a good opportunity!

The unrepentant face of a goblin who just ate an ENTIRE pizza crust off the counter.

A very significant vote. The $75 billion can be taken away; this marks a clear vote by the Democratic caucus to do so.

“Get gout, forget your wife’s name, slip a disc, experience mania, get divorced, start a business no one can explain, lose $200b, make a deal with satan, renege”

This lovely little walnut burl and myrtle vessel is still available in my shop. Excellent for dry arrangements and helping me shore up our housing bill for January before February... haha www.galdrecraft.com/product/offe...

This would work.

Let this be the "Four dead in Ohio" of 2026.

This is just a general reminder that you can label all graphic media on this app. Go to “labels” after you upload.

WHICH JAMES

Bonus photo of the most optimistic dog in Reykjavík (it’s still closed)

welcome to bluesky, a website where everyone knows what pogs are and what their favorite slammer looked like

Tomorrow morning is today! Set aside five minutes to call/email/text/fax/yell at in person your reps to abolish ICE.

it’s my viking blood that makes me afraid to ride the bus. they didn’t have those back then

my viking blood makes me need to ask a robot how to cook eggs

Hey it's me, your favorite Social Media Cryptid! I'm running a flash fundraiser for our local anti-ICE community network in Ventura County. These postcards are going out for $5 a pop. I'm @Lucy-Bellwood on Venmo. DM me with how many you'd like and a good mailing address and we'll make it happen 💛

ICE took the flower man in Echo Park 40 minutes ago. He’s at this corner every day. I’ve bought flowers from the man and woman here for anniversaries and birthdays. Lemmy loves to smell them whenever we walk by in the mornings. I was just at the street corner 15 minutes before it happened. Fuck.

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

Easily thousands roaring "ICE out!"

Today, Minneapolis sent a clear message: ICE is not welcome here, and we will protect our community! #ICEOUT #ICEOUTMN

A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...

I'm sure you've heard this before and I don't want to sound like a scratched record but if you're someplace that doesn't usually get storms and cold like this one, or you've only recently moved to someplace that does, treat this fucker with the respect you would give a kaiju.

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

Everything is so stressful, I could eat a whole cake.

we really shafted al gore

Uhm. Is there a way to make the iphone glass not glass? I do not like this. I did not ask for this. The horrors persist.