a real "lemon it's wednesday" kind of tuesday

Every day it's the scene in BATMAN RETURNS when Batman rigs the speakers to play the Penguin's previously recorded hateful nonsense that outs the Penguin as evil, and every day the Penguin keeps getting to be mayor

He doesn’t want to solve any “problems.” He wants a class of people to blame for things. This is all code for “defective women and children who are our possessions and somehow don’t exist solely for our convenience.”

This is what my dog sounds like when she trees a squirrel. It is *so embarrassing.*

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

This is what my dog sounds like when she trees a squirrel. It is *so embarrassing.*

#writingtip number 3 Try quitting coffee for six months. Then make it a point to drink your first cup of coffee back whilst sitting at your writing desk. If you don’t write at least 1000 words, I will eat my hat. This probably also works with other stimulants.

Everybody talks about the terror of allowing their children online, but omg I just dealt with my elderly parents’ online passwords and OH NO.

Me, in the old folks home: ‘geocities was good’

The internet used to be a fun place where anything was possible, and now it is a source of constant frustration as a result of the runaway growth of attention seeking slop perpetrated by companies who seemingly do not care if their business model still exists a year from now.

I have a chronic illness exacerbated by stress???? in this economy?????

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Can anyone foster or adopt a sweet stray cat in SoCal?

(mary poppins voice)

Cas is such a good boy. I know from first-hand experience. Please give as you are able.

Accidentally wore *very vintage* college paraphernalia today and received a “BOILER UP” from a sweet summer child, oh god, oh god.

The initial source is paywalled, but the Tumblr crosspost is free and legendary. I wanna do this as an audition monologue.

✨thanks for having a panic attack AT MEIJER ✨

ANXIETY hey ANXIETY imnotgoingoutside HEY ANXIETY

trying one more time I need to rehome my cat, been trying dor months woth no luck, he deserves a loving home I am located in eastern PA right next to jersey, im willing to travel a bit alt text has the screenshot info ⚠️please share this, help me find a miracle⚠️ #cat #rehome #help #helpsky

I left the house and forgot to feed my sourdough 😭

THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.

my brain is made of mashed potato

your moment of calm: three baby raccoons playing a little tug o war with a dog toy and enjoying the kiddie pool.

Me, telling my parents about my job prospects: “There are only 5 companies in the industry.” ::hand to ear piece:: “… there are only 3 companies in the industry.”

#writingtip #2 It takes a lot longer to write something short than it does to write something long. No one else will understand this. Learn to live with it I guess because ‘if I had more time, I would write less’ is not going to clear things up.

#writingtip #1 Keep pretzels by your desk.

“When too many things matter, in my work, in the world, when too many things require intense thoughtfulness and anxious deliberation, I revert to my primal form as an artist and make a little guy.” 😭

Simply the best slide I have ever seen in a powerpoint presentation care of @premeemohamed.com’s talk at @banffcentre.bsky.social re: Putting the Science in Science Fiction

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Look at my babies 😭

The Hunting Wives is about how bi angst can lead to murder????

Every day that I get closer to becoming one of The Aunts in Practical Magic is a good day.

Wonderful admission from the cops that non violent action is effective and really really makes them sad.

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I hope they all get shin splints.

is this literally just so Hegseth can call himself the Secretary of War on his letterhead????????? cause it feels like that's what this is

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Booming Build-a-Bear Business in the Big Longaberger Basket Building??

Portrait of a girl who is worried I will take her seat.

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🧵Oh boy. Here we go. Materials & resources for helping to protect our neighbors in this thread.

Jesus fucking christ i am exhausted of people who refuse to take even 1 class that would introduce them to ideas like the social construction of rules, laws, tech, & definitions of "crime," & who continually learn the wrong lessons from every science fiction story they ever meet. I mean holy shit.

If there is anything true about humans it’s this: on any given nice day, on any given beach, no matter how few people are there, no matter how quiet, there will be someone who shows up and plonks down less than 4m from you and turns on the radio.

Peak brother-in-law energy. “I have an idea for a movie” and it’s just some needle drops and a series of cool transitions.

I do NOT need for my girlfriend to see this. I can hear her screams of “BLOOD AND SOULS FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!” from here.

We deserve a thread of beauty queens: Miss Cranberry, Miss Quality Printing, Miss Atomic Bomb