This is because Johnson and Johnson has PR worms at every newspaper on payroll and not because of any noble reason They are gonna sue his pants off

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

Just a reminder that, despite what these freaks would have you think, antivaxx is extremely unpopular and we need to attack them relentlessly for putting insane dipshittery over our health

This is another good one to pick. I know we're all entangled in Microsoft and every other tech company's putrid tendrils, but you can still hurt them in specific places.

insane incrimination aside, anyone who thinks a reddit bisexual chaser wouldn't text like this has never slept with a reddit bisexual chaser

lemme just reference, the ever so classic "yall cant even boycott chickfila"😭

Tangentially related but I'm very excited for Knights of Guinevere and I think the anti-Disney anti-corporate sentiment is needed, especially coming from Dana Terrace who's already had to put up with all the garbage they threw at them during The Owl House's run youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

Like now that it's back on my rage for the situation is front and center again. Some of us have been cancelling every service and holding onto our old phones until they shatter the last two years while most of you couldn't be bothered to stop eating Doritos for a week

Do y'all understand the power of boycotts yet? And will you take us seriously when we use them to reject genocide? Your activism *cannot* begin and end with Jimmy Kimmel's reinstatement And tbh don't resubscribe to Disney and Hulu

Disney reverses course on Kimmel. Lessons: -Trump's anti-Constitutional stances, anti-1A in this case, are unpopular -Popular resistance via expression and spending choices can have an impact -Many corporate leaders are weak, amoral people who'll bow to threats unless they face countervailing ones

Am I seriously gonna have to start stockpiling Excedrin now? Dumbest timeline

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

It’s all about bringing back racial segregation. This time they’re gonna go after openly LGBTQ people as well.

Personally, I believe we should talk about the payment corporation censorship in the same terms as Net Neutrality. Make it Payment Neutrality. Payment providers should not be able to discriminate based on what the payment is for. Ever.

Hilarious. My bank can just do a stop payment at my request though. That's free. That takes 15 minutes on the phone. And it actively harms them because payment processors do NOT like when you get a stop payment order placed against you. What you do with this information is between you and God.

Health officials are urging Chicagoans to get vaccinated after 81 mpox cases were reported in the city in 6 months. blockclubchi.co/46tpahF

Jesus H. Christ, this is a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot.

I've been trying to understand why this isn't generating as much fury as it should, and i think it's because there is a fundamental belief among many americans that the military can pretty much do whatever (which isn't entirely inaccurate.) that said, what the actual fuck.

Re: TOS changes. Only allowing mental health stories that are positive is perpetuating the gross trend of only supporting mental health issues when it's palatable & sanitized All this does is stigmatize the ones who are still battling or don't have happy endings, that want understanding over inspo

inventing new types of male

Looking at a low turnout election and deciding that the people who were motivated enough to go out and vote for Donald Trump are the best voters to chase next time around is astoundingly stupid politics

throat goat

The final cut was un-airable *for Sinclair* I’m dying

Turns out it was a bad idea to fund little armies that hate you in every locality

Knights of Guinevere is everything that I needed to see right now. Holy shit.

I feel real bad for everyone who's been struggling to care for a delusional family member, watching whatever progress they've made get annihilated by ChatGPT in an afternoon.

the stuff with Disney reminds me how all their big blockbusters couldn't include gays "because China" when no, they're doing all this because they want to

Happy Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter Remake Day!

Now I can say I'm a real gamer

Please tell me pining for my ex while still in a relationship is a normal feeling that people besides me also have 🫠

If you buy a new laptop or desktop that's prebuilt (well all laptops are lol), please refresh Windows. Don't install anything. Don't do anything. Don't browse the internet. Do a "REMOVE EVERYTHING" under System Recovery. Trust me. Why? I found MALWARE on a brand new laptop.

If you call yourself a communist but bad mouth anti-imperialist states to reassure liberals that you aren‘t a scary authoritarian you are doing a disservice to the movement. There is nothing revolutionary about needlessly ceding ground to imperialist narratives.

“I’m looking forward to my final fantasy 14 vacation,” he said, hitting purchase on tactics ogre reborn for the Nintendo Switch

Okay I looked it up. “w00t” is a bigoted slur against neurodivergent folks.

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam. My response:

Always important to remember: Tell the cops nothing and tell the paramedics everything.

There's a fucking bagel-themed ad for Tinder plastered over the front window of st. Viateur bagels. This does not bode well for the health of our fair city

News about the US: Palantir to fight crime by providing "citizen loyalty scores", leading to soaring shareholder profits. Trump bombs lemonade stand. News about China: Communist Regime has set new target to cure cancer, our experts say it's an evil plot.

If you're saying I should be dragged out into the streets and shot because I wouldn't vote for that genocidal freak Copmala "to protect trans people" while one of your friends is talking about how Reagan, the AIDS Genocider-in-Chief, is "the GOAT" then I think your priorities are skewed.

i went to cancel disney plus but I didn't have an account? turns out I've just been watching a river rat and a stoat fight over half a lunchable in a dumpster every night for the past five years

I am sad. I had already canceled Hulu/Disney. Now I can't cancel them and join in the fun.

gimme the charlie kirk

You know, replacing all the late show hosts with Greg Gutfeld might make Americans riot in the streets so go for it

Imagine doing this work to normalize the guy and then having him call for your firing lol