McVay is getting his pants coached off

Watching Ceddanne Rafaela play centerfield makes me feel like I’m watching Jackie Bradley Junior Junior.

I'm not nervous, you're nervous...

Mmmmm....forbidden doughnut

da yankees lose

A moment for Masa. 😄

MASA

1st team to score wins. #redsox

Couldn't have happened to a worse human, Tyreke Hill. Karma is a bitch.

LaFleur is legit bad at clock management.

I'm going against Josh Jacobs in fantasy tonight so go ahead and keep throwing at the goal line, Packers.

I’m not being dramatic but this is like the biggest honor of my entire life

Josh Jacobs, please have 12 carried for 38 yards and 0 catches, thanks

biggest error by an Adonai since the flood

All our military leaders and the prez in one location? What could possibly go wrong?

MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR

The best starfighter pilot ever.

[having sex] Her: yeah fuck my pussy Him: UGH how can you say that when there’s still a GOT DAMNED PUSSY GRABBING ORANGE CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE

October bound ‼️ The Red Sox return to the playoffs for first time since 2021 with a walk-off win. www.nytimes.com/athletic/666...

That’s the best two point conversion run after forgetting to run a two point conversion I’ve ever seen

YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

🚨 #RedSox head to the postseason for the first time since 2021 in a come-from-behind victory vs #Tigers at Fenway Park.

Great ball by Aaron Murray.

Wait, is "flooding" like "soaking"?

I didn't even have time to do the hash tag. #runs4crochet

Those classic Tylenol ads from the 1970s were ahead of their time.

We have a handy chart...

inject this right into my privates

Help

There never was

The real Tua finally showed up

I see the internet is learning the enigma that is Todd Bowles clock management.

Bombshell ‘Wall Street Journal’ Investigation Finds Tyler Robinson Once Had Trans Uber Driver

10% funnier every time I watch

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social thanks for the Ayomanor tip last week

look at my FBI director dawg we are never finding this man

and you think YOUR fantasy football league has a tough punishment for the team that finishes in last place

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Correct.

Cowards acting like cowards

Justin Fields was *excellent* this weekend. 🎧: apple.co/4maWArs 📺: youtu.be/m5vFB9OJy_o?...

"His claims are difficult to check and don’t match the experiences of many city residents." If you can't call up the police department and ask if there was a rash of armed men invading restaurants over the past few years, you need to find a new fucking job.

Why do we let this guy walk on being a total scumbag? Would anyone in the private sector keep their job if they had this shit going on?

Both the Ravens and the Jets had the higher DVOA rating despite losing this week, and they rank among the top Week 1 teams with losses. (These ratings do not include any opponent adjustments.)

Harbaugh should be fired. You can't fucking punt on 4th and 2 when your defense is clearly gassed and you have Lamar fucking Jackson.

*whispers* the Bills defense is super banged up and old...their window might be over.