in the future they will be able to see the moment Megan Thee Stallion was cheated on in the fossil record

also has anyone else figured out how to explain The Thong Song to Gen Z i always inevitably arrive there whenever Y2K fashion comes up as a topic

my sole consolation of withstanding gamer fuckboys is when they attempt to spin the block with ‘you’re the only one who cared about my hardware hacks’ well you can play thank u next on your 16-bit homebrew for me

for anyone else who has moved often in their life, have you noticed different people you attracted dating-wise? when i was in NYC it was bartenders and line cooks, in FL it was carpenters, here in CA it’s jiujitsu teachers

my incredibly stupid superpower is that whenever i eat out at a nice restaurant alone everyone assumes i am a food critic and therefore there’s always this quiet manic energy buzzing around me and they don’t charge me for my sparkling water

an argument for class warfare (s/o to my mother who drilled into me to get to the airport 2 hours early, i still only just made boarding)

i think because i grew up in a politically purple context i find the Schrödinger’s mustache (is this man a hipster beach bum that hunts for his own food or is this man a Nazi) familiar and comforting

i’m in San Diego and idk how to articulate this but i feel like there is some shared vibe or cultural attitude below a certain latitude that i miss living in. the problem is the other side of that particular coin is like a general sense of being unhinged

i am convinced bras don’t exist in video games

i feel like this accounts both for the impact of queer games and new games criticism (is that what we are calling it?)

i what lets me down the most is speaking of games/play outside of the ecology of experiences it is taking place in. i blame formalists (of course) but moreso industry that insists on games being a product

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based on the retweets i am seeing it seems like GDC needs more counter programming until it becomes obsolete

i am starting to return to my conspiracy theory that a time traveler came to interfere with our timeline in 2014

this wine bar is very black millennial aunty coded. someone is talking about being hired for a sleep study, the other griping about their husband wanting them to use more AI at home

do you ever consider the table in table top role playing games

doing a performance soon which will be my first in a while. apparently i am a performance artist now. i would promote it but it’s secret

do you think games as an industry will eat itself to the point only people on the margins survive and get to define the medium afterwards? i hope so

girlie whenever you’re thinking about texting your ex back remember that an ex initiated the butterfly effect to begin WW3

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i will never be mature

people watching folks for v day and my observation so far is that if you’re wearing a heeled boot and he is wearing dirty sneakers dump him

✋🏻ppl already have the dirtbag left as a rallying call, co-opting woke into ‘dark woke’ is like killing woke and doing woke necromancy because bureaucrats only know how to extract. but ig since normies are radicalizing i’ll wait until they stop shooting people in the streets to call them cringe

anyone seen games Black History month highlights of people outside of AAA? i haven’t and it’s like erasing the existence of experimental art and writing. new games journalism, not-games, black grassroots work. it seems like we’ve regressed culturally because movements aren’t properly attributed

there should be a talk/panel about this at GDC

anyone else still reeling from learning that your life wasn’t just ruined by angry losers on the internet but a literal conspiracy by the head of a sex trafficking and potential cult or is that just me

does anyone remember that blip in time where the chatbot game Boyfriend Maker was viral in games crit and it was eventually taken down from the app store because too many people were gooning to it and so it started to goon with unsuspecting children? yeah we were on that AI beat back in 2012/3

When I got the contract to write a history of concentration camps in 2014, I hoped to keep the US from ending up here. That didn't work out! But now it's critical to understand how much is already in process and the enormity of what's coming. The sooner we act to stop it, the more people we'll save.

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That the illegal destruction of USAID will kill more than *20 million people* in the next five years, & has ALREADY KILLED 600,000 in just one year, is a world-historical crime that Americans aren't being told about in the terms & with the repetition necessary for them to believe it.

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i think folks, esp in tech, routinely forget that tech is a discipline and tech companies do not know what writers, historians, teachers, archivists, and geographers do. to tech companies writers simply type words, geographers just make maps, and teachers only dispense information

also give me hot new folks to follow i have been in a hermit cave this whole time

i feel in this moment of how did we get here and how do we get out it’s important someone who watched the alt-right animate up close contextualizes without dramatizing for empathy tourism

considering writing again idk literally haven’t written anything longer than an email since 2015

ummmm hi does anyone still use this

New York baybeeeeee

ah what will democrats do now that the future of the party has been indicted

which crystals do we think Eric Adams will use in his defense

first they came for Eric Adams, and I didn't speak out— because seriously, fuck that guy

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Maybe the leprechaun is gonna cook HIM

god i love it when all my NYC friends are happy on the internet at the same time

this is the problem with trying to harness the power of the chaos emeralds. it’s just too much for normal men. www.nytimes.com/live/2024/09...

once again eric adams is under assault for his beliefs

"You have no power over...A NEW JERSEY RESIDENT!" Eric Adams cackles before throwing a tennis ball, mistakenly thinking it is a smoke bomb.

lol Eric Adams is absolutely going to try and escape in a hot air balloon