I forget how much yall watch sports on here

“Ugly?! You gotta be kidding me.”

Big business lady momma. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Big momma.

If we ever get Bluesky’s version of circles or close friends, they should name it clouds

Why am I not getting notifications while I’m on here 🤨

😍😍😍😍😍😍

Bronx more like 4loko

Me missing MTV Top 20 countdown 😩😭

I walk around like everything’s okay but deep down inside I miss when we had Music Choice and On Demand 😩

The moment I had the living room TV to myself I queued this up on demand.

I remember calling the movie theaters for the movie times.

Big momma.

“Let me tell you something” “Don’t play with me” There’s more but I can’t think rn

I’m going for a big butt and a smile every single time.

If yall see me following yall on insta, it’s in my suggestion 🤭🩷

Ironically, I feel like ‘96 has less births or something. As someone who has to check IDs daily, I barely ever see ‘96. 🥲

I gotta start planning my 30th birthday 💆🏾‍♀️

Yall be so shady on here smh

Get that vasectomy, bro.

Men 👎🏾

The jokes write themselves.

When I see my girl crush:

Welp 🥴

Happy 2026! ✨

🤒😮‍💨

Eh I don’t wanna have it all figured out rn. Mentally drained actually

Nothing blooms during winter. Rest.

post that one photo of you from 2023.

Accidentally stepped on one of my kids toys and literally still searching for my soul to go back into my body.

Ima be single forever….

THE BLACK WOMEN ARE SO FINE ON THIS APP!!!

The internet is NOT A SAFE SPACE!

Bring back letter writing and Polaroids!!!

I love both handwritten letters and Polaroids lol

me 🤝 the mute button

Time for my flexibility class

They’re walking from Fort Worth, Texas to Washington, D.C.!! That’s 2,300 miles through 10 states 🫶🏾

Fill my dirty mind with your favorite erotic dream

Apparently I have a bad attitude 🥴

Eating dinner before 4-6pm >>>>>>

I see why I don’t vent to some ppl 🥲. Somehow, it becomes about themselves.

Locs with a beard combo >>>

Whewww

Ovulation be tearing me apart 😭

Unpopular opinion: naked fries are lowkey a lil better.

I’m addicted to learning because the right information can change your life.

You should rock clothes, shoes & other accessories because you think they’re fly and it match your style, not because of what’s popular at the moment

Oh wait, you a fan of the magic? Poof pussy like an Alakazam

My main goal is to get even hotter next year. 😊