My mama asking me if I've listened to the new Baby Keem project was not on my 2026 bingo card lol!

“you’re so smart…🤭” Marsai is hilarious 😂

good morning

I’m on Guncle Duty for the weekend. So far my nephew got mad because we ran out of graham crackers so he bit me (I bit his ass back) & I mentioned being fat & my niece told me that she doesn’t think I’m fat but just wide….Happy Saturday people.😌✨✌🏽

“I’m not up against the pop girls. I’m not up against the R&B girls. I’m up against anti-intellectualism and doing things easy." www.nme.com/news/music/s...

Police departments should publicly run an ads, quarterly, to show the number of stops, broken down by race.

Effort is a dying art

this week had hands omg

I loveeee lingerie. ☺️

It’s 2pm and I haven’t had even a piece of burger.

@mndspeak.bsky.social Happy Birthday to one of the sweetest souls I have met on the internet! You are one of a kind and I’m so happy that I get to experience your orbit. May your 38th year be full of joy and good pussy! 🎂🥳😘

Ayra Starr is an international star already, but i need her to break in the US because she is too talented not to be!

OKAYYY! That’s what I’m talking about!

Present!!!

go stream I Like The Way This Feels now!

Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.

Me watching my life and the world go up in flames:

Sinners cast for TheWrap Photographed by Yudo Kurita (2026) 😮‍💨🔥✨

OMG must have this!

My baby aka The Reset by Eat Pray Thot turned ONE today! So it’s a celebration, an anniversary, a Substackversary and a time to twerk as well as support! Subscribe To The Reset by Eat Pray Thot Via Substack Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...

If you bet on anyone, you better bet on yourself!

How Do I Explore Desire In This Phase Of My Journey? Like Really Bitch, How?! Read & Subscribe Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...

me when WAP by Cardi B came out:

to @eatpraythot.bsky.social, i feel like i'm watching a melanated version of sex & the city with just you as the main character & i'm so nosy to see what happens next to your dating life because you're such a complex person & i want you to be at your happiest in life

Chaka Khan arrives at Balmain AW26 show.

How Do I Explore Desire In This Phase Of My Journey? Like Really Bitch, How?! Read & Subscribe Here: open.substack.com/pub/thereset...

Kiss It Better by a landslide lol! "Kiss It Better" is easily one of Rihanna's best songs..."Dance for You" ain't even in Bey's top 20.

On the eve of my first Substackversary, I explored my thoughts around desire from a more self-assured and aware space. This is some of my best and most honest writing yet. But, would love to hear your thoughts as well! Read More Here: substack.com/home/post/p-...

Good Morning

His spirit is ugly…very ugly! I think he resents the fact that Mama Tina has become the brand that he so desperately wanted to be! But due to his nasty business practices, he will never be and it eats him up. His resentment should be aimed at himself…but a narcissist & accountability don’t mix!

And I got a lady shopper for my groceries.

As I might be going myself, please advise lol

I made it. I was tired af because leg day so yes these counts are lazy lol 😂

I did a thing today!

So all the gays that were down at the roundup wearing the “bad built, butch body” tees and quoting Ms Crockett didn’t even vote for her?

Joy or True Understanding

@bootyspecialist.bsky.social requested these for the people so i delivered lol!

🥹❤️ AAAAHHH I LOVE YOU @ominouslyhovering.bsky.social

Being able to acknowledge, apologize and repair is so attractive.. There’s so much power in that.

Ppl always say niggas are only good for one thing and that’s sex…meanwhile i can’t find a consistent FWB to save my pussy’s life! Am I ugly and just don’t know it yet?!

Dear Anxiety, Please go away you raggedy ass bitch.

I love how if you know me and I talk broken context you know what I’m talking about, (watch this) now if I say…. “Oh I’m pissed the called Aaliyah’s dad the N word at that award show, you KNOW he don’t play” You know what and who I’m talking bout !!!

I had a sex dream about this guy this guy I dated briefly in 2019…and baby it felt so real! I will not be reaching out to that man though to be very clear!

Black people MUST get armed and also realize police ARE THE ENEMY!! If a cop decides to accost or harass you for no reason, kill them!! They're not good people. It's us or them atp and I'm not going so a bitch in a badge can feel powerful. That POS cop should be hanged #JusticeforKyleBassinga

This might be crazy to say but I honestly believe this is such a great and important time to be an artist. In whatever medium moves you, CREATE!

I need someone to spank me and then hold/kiss me afterwards while telling me I’m pretty.

Game night with my favs last night 🫶🏽🫂🫶🏽🫂 @wenwherewhy.bsky.social @toomanestream.bsky.social @whoa-elly.bsky.social @justsway.bsky.social @marcusdrocio.bsky.social @yurmajesty.bsky.social

I wanna be clear that I’m a proud gay man, but I’m willing to risk it all for her! The beauty, the glamour, the talent! Nothing but 10’s!

Lovie Simone is our latest supreme, pls act and support accordingly because baby she is BEAUTIFUL and an ACTRESS, a true fucking star!