Atlanta gays, everybody can’t be a bottom and everyone not gonna be an alpha top. Y’all gotta go talk to the lady instead of looking for ppl to beat the problems out of you.

The way he gonna BBQ in hell like some smoked ribs

“Say Drake”

Dick is common loot.

This man wrote, directed, an acted himself in a gay sex scene with Dylan O Brien. Well played sir lol.

Because to them, a man isn’t expendable. A friend is.

Lady Gaga compares her upcoming album ‘Mayhem' to the iconic 'Bad Romance', noting that the songs have 'similar colour shades': 'A lot of the songs on this album have a maroon, brown colour to them. Bad Romance was like that - it was reddish.'

Why are weekends only 4 hours long

A Black woman named Aliyah was struggling to find work. So, she catfished herself and made a fake profile on LinkedIn named "Emily." Emily had the same qualifications as Aliyah but received 57.9% of interview invites while Aliyah received 8.9% This is what we mean when we say racism is systemic.

Crab cheese and bacon omelette with pancakes for a late brunch.

This gotta be a sign

Okay so the ban and most of the things that’s gone to hell is because of Congress. It’s time we learn who’s our local congressman and start holding them accountable. Here’s where you can find out who’s representing you: www.house.gov/representati...

I really need to figure out how I end up in these scenarios

I’m the newbie, why am I making shit shake?

I’m sorry but they ate that shoulder move so bad.

Happiest Wasurerarenaino Wednesday 🥳

ABC, NBC & CBS dedicated about 16 minutes of airtime last night to the California wildfires without once mentioning climate change. Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk: www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...

I was cool but now I’m stressed and have a ton of fear injected into me

This would literally be my level of carrying on if I could sing. And I love that he’s like this because I get it lol.

They said 💀💀💀

I’m grateful for where I’m at. But I’m at a bougie hood ass party and this was not on my bingo card 😭

I really gotta lock in next year and I am dreading thee fuck out of it.

I still this shit randomly at times.

THIS, is a banger til this day.

I agree but for a different reason. I’ll admit I’ve matched and then changed my mind the next day, but the real scam is how little services they provide or take away as the app progresses. Then they skew the algorithm unless you pay for premium services. Like do you really want ppl to match?

Bounce on that shit, dance.

Brah I’m still trying to cope with this realization.

When I opened this to see what it was in response to I fell tf out!!!!

Jimmy Carter was like, "2025? Nah, I'm good."

She really did a big one with this.

Swim don’t sink 🥴

Hmmm regret might be setting in. However I will learn from this.

Cinnamon bagels would like to have a word.

DeLauro: A multibillionaire with apparently no working knowledge of our government, someone who is a self-appointed president of the United States, Elon Musk issued a marching order for House Republicans to go against their own elected leadership.

No one: Every Black person I've ever known: #blacksky #bluesky #colemandomingo

A man chased down and choked a journalist in Colorado, demanding to see their ID and berating them about their nationality “Are you even a U.S. citizen? This is Trump’s America now! I’m a Marine, and I took an oath to protect this country from people like you!,” he reportedly said

I have a theory that the less racist a white person is, the more gracefully they age.

KitKat. Honorable Mention: Twix

Reeses

Cookies n Cream everytime

Calling Crunch bullshit is insane. And I personally like chocolate and coconut together.

Please. For the love of god. Do not start war with China.

She ate his lil ass up with that last comment 😭

Pray for me y’all. I gotta cheat on my barber tomorrow cause he out of town and my anxiety is through the roof.

You was outside last night having a time. As the night goes on, You exchange contacts with someone fine. It’s now the next day and they text saying last night was a blur so they ask for a pic of you to refresh their memory. What’s the pic you send in this crucial moment lol?

Is this app surviving?

Searching for photos on my iPhone makes me wanna scream now.