I be judging your Bitmoji outfits 🤣

It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️

I really thought I could stretch these nails until it was time to do my pre trip beauty services but nope, these shits are falling apart.

Vanilla lavender creamer >>>> Omggg.

Tbh idk where the day went. It’s bedtime already?! Damn.

Agree 💯. I'm a cancer I need everyone out my damn space in the kitchen.

No I do not think cooking together is romantic. I actually need you to get TF out my way. Sit at the counter & pour me a drink or something.

Had to hold my breath outside. My nostrils were burning & I was getting brain freeze lmaoooo. -20 degrees is deadly.

I’m here for magic.

Not into kisses that lead to nothing …

Outside is BRICKKKK! I wish I had a Pooh shiesty.

I’ll “who dis?” so quick.

Since sleeping in a king bed, there is no going back to anything else unless it’s a MF Alaskan.

You miss everything about this side 😉

My license finally came in the mail & my ID photo is TEA 😍😍

That first scalp scratch after taking your braids or weave down >>>>>

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it & have breakfast for dinner.

Good morning beautiful people 🩵

being fine as hell >>

New Orleans for Essence Fest, we going?

There’s only one podcast I listen to regularly & that’s because it’s ALWAYS less than 25 mins long. My attention span can’t do anything else.

That “find yourself” talk is BS. You BUILD yourself. Get to it.

Made steak & went to go sit down on the couch while it rests. Now I’m fighting sleep & deciding I’m just gonna pack that shit up for lunch tomorrow smh.

Same root, new flower.

I just care about me right now tbh. Blinders on.

In my city tryna lay low …

Doing laundry naked so EVERYTHING is clean >>>>

Ride for yourself.

Felt some type of way, but I hate you still… ‘cause I love you still 🎶

I deserve success and I’m going to have everything I want one day.

Speak the reality that you want to live in. As I speak, I create.

Ickkkkk!

It’s always when you add a contact photo or an emoji to their name is when niggas wanna start acting up.

Jill Scott’s Angie interview is all gems.

Good morning beautiful people 🩵

‘5 made me, 905 made me 🎶

Can’t half ass everything. You have to put your whole ass into it.

I’m thinking emerald green for this months nail colour 🤔

With the occasional side quests to work or the salon.

I’m either kicked up in bed orrr at the gym.

every time I watch this I bust out laughing at a different part 😭 you can see exactly when that light clicked on for her and she called him a dumb ass in her mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I worked out 6x this week. Keeping my time dry (no partying, eating out or dating) has me super locked in. Cooked and tracked all my calories. Been sleeping min. 7 hours a night. We starting the year off right 👌🏾

I wish I had the balls to shave my head.

I love a slow burn romance 😍

The quotes have me cackling. 🤣😭

Taking the tea bag out after dipping it in a few times is too posh for me. Weak tea seems like a crime. I leave that bitch in.

Joined a book club 🙃

My nail lady of over 3 years went on vacation (didn’t give me a heads up 😭) so I had to go to someone else at the shop … & they’re SO much better lmaoooo fuck

Shouldn’t have taken two hours of plotting. Either y’all split it or find another club to go to, simple. Idgaf if yall thought it was gonna be expense free, if you can’t afford $75 for New Year’s Eve then your resolution should be to get your money up boo.

Grown ass goofy!