Next up.

Recruiter: I think you’ll be a great fit for this role. Can you tell me about your work history. Me: *Thinking you contacted me* Sure. *list work history* Recruiter: Oh I didn’t do my due diligence. You are overqualified and I’m sorry. Me: No worries. Have a great day.

Power of the tongue. Speaking it. Happy Friday. Act accordingly.

Daddy’s baby

I want the next Presidential candidate to run with the campaign slogan: “Put everything back.”

Served that man right up. “Have you considered my son Job, try him.” Job:

Uma was Poison Ivy and the Bride…. Think I’m going with Uma.

Jack is more feral but Will will play dirty. Toss up.

Martha got locked up and game out more powerful. She’s already a kingpin.

Dele. She is close to Beyonce so again, she can do all the things.

No

Diana. She was always a fighter and did it in a short black dress with heels.

Tori is black so she’ll already be there. So Jojo gets a free invite.

Channing because he knows Beyonce so he can do all the things.

Amanda. She’s a child star crazy.

This is a toss up. Em is from 8 mile but I know Paul got hands too.

Bill.

Celine the Jamaican Queen.

Seth should be there but he’s losing 🥲

I want Sandy B there but Mariska is winning.

It’s Britney bitch

My Skyline right now

The way these 4 women sang this song….speechless. As a theater/choir kid…Cynthia taking that low note…I almost threw my phone. youtu.be/jBwr03wG5g0?...

Bae cut the locs and I gotta admit….😏😏😈😈

Let’s pour up these drinks

Starting this series today.

Brunch Bae

Can’t sleep

Let’s get into it.

Happy Hump Day

I promise I’m getting ready for work.

Perfect Saturday

Can’t sleep. Let’s see if wine helps.

Staying in Saturday

They wore my baby out at daycare.

When bae put on that bonnet…you can call it a night. 🥹

Your avi… Lemme see it….

Ugh can’t sleep

Truly a 🦇

Bae just got a retwist 🫦

Nothing on and can’t sleep. Suggestions?

I need a vacation. August can’t get here soon enough.

Good morning. It’s finally Friday!!

J/k but it is my bday!!!

Drop a pic of a time where you felt fine af.

Watching my niece graduate college. Gosh I’m old lol.

When did you know? _________________________ don’t judge 🤣

The real Taurus season has started 😏. #maytaurus