Sometimes I randomly say, “My son is a Cartwright.”

I love when Snapchat is randomly like “hey remember this dick pic from 6 years ago.” 😂😂

It’s becoming increasingly difficult to be on social media in general. Everything is getting weird. A lot of dogpiling and a lot of mean girl energy

maybe it’s wrong to say but some of you don’t have real friends in the real world. it shows in the way you all move.

Another day, another B-scandal.

Flashback Friday

Reading the skyline and…whew.

For us Black gays. It’s available on YouTube

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

The skyline today. Merry Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas

Daddy’s baby

Homemade eggnog and coquito. If there’s a car sticker then it’s safe to drink and drive. If not…😈😈

Bae and I just made homemade eggnog and coquito and both are 🔥🔥🔥

Why am I in a Lyft and the driver got pulled over 🙄

Spending hump day with her.

I organized an angel tree for foster kids at my job and when I say this company showed out for the kids. My entire office is full of presents.

Keep his stomach full and his balls empty.

You get 1 teacher to teach you magic.

My Top 3 books of 2025

Post you from a different era of your life.

Percy Jackson Spoiler: come on Mariah.

I have 2 more days of work this year thanks to PTO. I’m ok with that.

Movies that aren't Christmas movies, but are Christmas movies.

music.apple.com/us/album/man... Obsessed with this song and her voice.

Happy Monday #MCM

Company holiday party with my fine ass date.

Happy Founders’ Day to the men of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity Inc or whatever 🙄

No.

Courage

Steven

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

One of the best parts of the season.

Introduce yourself as a black tv character.

Work is dragging today or am I just checked out until 2026.

Good morning. Today is a good day to get a new tattoo or piercing. Which one 🤔

Let the break begin. First Thanksgiving I’m not cooking anything.

Last Hump Day of November

Next up.

Recruiter: I think you’ll be a great fit for this role. Can you tell me about your work history. Me: *Thinking you contacted me* Sure. *list work history* Recruiter: Oh I didn’t do my due diligence. You are overqualified and I’m sorry. Me: No worries. Have a great day.

Power of the tongue. Speaking it. Happy Friday. Act accordingly.

Daddy’s baby

I want the next Presidential candidate to run with the campaign slogan: “Put everything back.”

Served that man right up. “Have you considered my son Job, try him.” Job: