I mean if you pin me down I still win 😝😏😏😏

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

I’m shy 🙈

Breaking up in 1999: "Can I get my CDs back?" Breaking up in 2026: "Can you delete those pictures of my butthole?"

Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock. Humans are bullshit.

Think work are trying to get me to do crimes Supervisor: why haven’t you trained * on how to deal with fire alarm activations Me: Because unless an actual fire alarm goes off I can’t (duh 🙄) Svr: Well they need to know the procedure So you want me to start a fire then…

So don't be mad or sad when you think of what we had You don't get to feel that way when you threw it away So don't be mad or sad when you think of what we had I guess you had more confidence than you had common sense So don't be mad Well, too bad Yea, don't be mad Don't be mad

Nobody knows That I smile while inside I'm breaking Nobody knows When I say that I'm strong, that I'm faking Nobody knows all the tears that I've cried on my own Trying to climb my way out of the lows But I just hold on, 'cause what tomorrow holds Nobody knows Nobody knows 💔💔💔

music.apple.com/gb/album/ris... We rise up from the dust to claim our throne!

Pros and cons of being my friend: Pro - you have a friend Con - it’s me

Without downloading and new pics describe your gender

What do you mean you told me to get off the bed…I thought you said jump ON the bed … guess you’ll have to spank me 🤤😏🥵

Whe your pup bro is a big old romantic

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