Added about 2 inches to my height tonight! #IvyPark #Adidas

I really do make an honest effort to not wear black but it always comes back to that! 🌚

Geeked up looking for uh eataaa

Praise the Lord nxggas!

Good morning skiggas! Happy Saturday!

Nah cause you may really look at me and think that I’m just a young girl!

I ain’t down wit you baby bring that ass back!

You want a young nxgga or a toe licka?!

A Cuteater to start the night!

“Breaking News: Donald Trump has croaked”

Every so often we have to remember to treat ourselves.

Beyoncé was so overstimulated at this interview! 🤣🤣🤣

I set an intention to make my bed every morning.

Nah cause one of the dogs was barking at one coworker! Now I’m wondering what the dog knows that we don’t know?!

All these conspiracies around Beyoncé and ACT III! It’s giving…Mayoncé

There isn’t only one…but two dogs in the office today!

Good mowing skiggas! Happy Friday! We made it! 😩🙌🏾

Is this thing on?!

😭

Bluesky you trying to piss me off

So, basically, toxic masculinity

Trees decide to nut and we all have to suffer. Tf kinda sick joke is this.

How many resources yall need @bluesky? Cause im tryna rant

My birthday is right after new years day so I feel obligated to take that day off too! 🤷🏾‍♂️

Y'all posted so much ass yesterday, it done broke Blue sky.

This is not an ad! But Pataday is really that girl when it comes to eye drops for allergy issues!

Bluesky: check your internet connection. Me:

So Sydney came back to AE for a part two?!

Good morning skiggas! Happy Friday eve!

So a little birdie told me… you’re in the Bible?! How did that happen?

Apple payment got denied cause they have my old card on file!

Cardi brought Trina out! Now let’s get her on the “Killin you Hoes” remix! #AmITheDramaTour

Kinda confused how my flat bill amount increased! 🤨

I folded two bags of laundry AND put them up! Clap for me!

So the face of Turning Point didn’t show up for safety concerns?! 🤨

You wanna beef with me are you sure?!

Ppl really don’t be eating vegetables with their meals!

So the money they take out for taxes I have to pay to file for them to tell me I owe money?!

Good morning skiggas! Happy #HumpDay! Go out…hump…and be merry! 🚼🤗

OMG I love Chopper! #OnePiece

A 70 year old door dashing is not the flex they think it is. But considering the person behind it…it all makes sense!

Actually… 🌚

if ANYBODY needs to be inside on a permanent basis....... it's you, killa.

Breakfast was almost ruined on account of sugar grits. There should’ve been a warning on the menu. Almost flipped the table.

Good morning skiggas! Have a taco•mazing Tuesday!

Yall going to jail!

Idk…the ppl saying motha gonna give us something next month!