Had my lil nap! We can start drinking now!

6 7 was the dumbest shit in 2025 …. And still to this day no one has a real definition

I hope y’all leave espresso martinis in 2025!

Guess I can take myself to breakfast! 🤭

Happy NYE skiggas!

Seeing emails come through at 1030 pm from someone who also is supposed to be on PTO is insane!

Buying sneakers today I realized I hadn’t purchased any all year! 😱

Damn I need to schedule my birthday massage!

People born in the summer ate that one thing! • • • Cause celebrating your birthday in 30° weather is not that girl!

How many seconds do you give someone in front of you to go before you blow your horn and why is it three?

The wrong Kennedy!

I did my emissions test before my birthday and avoided any late penalties! Please clap!

Somehow the OF creators always end up on my FYP on the clock app! 🌚

Idk why #FashionNova would monogram the butt on a men’s sweatsuit! Now imma feel like a hussy wearing it! 😂

And why tf the weather decided to drop like that today??????

Now that’s it’s OVER…stop calling ME!

I wonder when they’re gonna detonate our monkey pox chip!

The weather for my birthday doesn’t look any better! 🌚🤭

Nah cause what do you mean it feels like 13°?!

Good morning skiggas! Have a taco•nificent Tuesday!

Opinion: It is unnecessary for it to be below 65 degrees anywhere.

I know this better be the last time I turn my air on until March 2026b

Now, let me see if I can save a few dollars by changing my oil and rotating my tires!

“I wonder if she can tell I’m hard right now.” Is an insane way to start a song! 😂

I’m riding with him like Obama…cause he don’t give me drama!

her politics are still trash. she’s still trash. there is no redemption story here.

Kinda crazy how I’m off this week and nobody has invited me to happy hour!

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When you’re home…do you pour drinks in a cup or just drink out the bottle?

You can’t get this thickness outta yo mind!

Lmao the first thing I see on IG! 😂

Last work week of the year! Make sure y’all don’t do too much on them ppl job!

Agreed. There really aren’t any laws regulating AI and it’s growing at a rapid pace. If we don’t nip it in the bud now there’s going to be irreparable damages done on all fronts, i.e. socially, economically, legally, environmentally, etc.

Will I soft launch back at the gym tomorrow?! Find out on the next episode of My 600lb Life!

I knew it was an account I needed to block on here…thank you!

Baby the way I’m going to enjoy this week off!

Praise the Lord nxggas!

Ppl back home always say how they’re gonna come visit! Me:

Anywho…I’m making fish and grits for breakfast!

Kinda crazy my HSA would cover micro-needling but God forbid I wanna purchase vitamins with the same card! 🙄

Good morning skiggas! What’s on the docket today?!

He really is planting the seeds for the US to be in a war. 🙄

So you mean to tell me that jackass launched an attack on Christmas Day?!

Hope my skiggas had a merry Christmas!

Lmaoo this tewww much

It’s interesting to see how the ppl go up for the PJs every year