Lock her ass up

So trump is during noem after she cashed in that federal contract… That’s a promotion.

I ain’t mean to record my neighbors ugly house 🌚

Oooo I love taking notes with 6 😩

World going from the 5th level of hell to the 8th. Meanwhile, I’m moving 60 bags of soil for my next project

Some of these companies will slip old, dry rotted new tires on your car at new tire prices so I’m not shocked.

Y’all be getting them tv’s mounted so high. It’s your living room, not an airport lobby

Am I justified in thinking we should be wfh as gas prices surge? I need hazard pay or something

And she’s up!

I was supposed to go in the office tomorrow but since I haven’t hung the new chandelier in the dining room I need to be home 🌚

Dr. Mimi’s husband has the biggest chin. He could be on American Dad with no editing

“Gizelle didn’t have a package” I mean, what did she present? #RHOP

Get Wendy the Oscar #RHOP

Stacy looked very pretty on her not-date with Chris #RHOP

Cooking dinner while hanging a new light fixture and repairing the ceiling. Tired of the kitchen looking a mess 😩

I wish I knew what they are doing to the roads to have all these lanes blocked on 285 but I don’t even see people working

Lemme check traffic before I commit to the gym. Traffic was trafficking like it had never trafficked before yesterday

Sounds about right. 😂 #blacksky #horrorsky

Idk…people who kill the same plant over and over probably need to be on the front lines

Drove to the grocery store and immediately left. My people meter is on zero today

I gotta go to like 4 different stores and yuck 😭

Just a reminder: This is a generative A.I. hate account.

This BBB remix being 2 min long just annoyed me so bad

I see March is bringing the heat. 80° next weekend

Tyler Perry shows be on their 10th season after 4 years

It be 5:30pm and I’m in bed like work knocked me between the washer and dryer

We keep telling y’all to use your butt

Nothing piss me off faster than seeing parsley on crawfish 😭

I’m not into teacups, short and stout b!tch

Just bought 60 cu ft of garden soil. I really hope that’s enough to fill in the extension I added to the flower bed. Ain’t gone have a dime for plants this year 😂

My mom said she’s gonna stay with me for the month of June. Chile, we’ll see. To say she’s retired, her schedule is busier than mine

YAZZZZZZZZ! That Juvie & Megan “BBB” remix is finally coming! I love it when artists listen to their fans. They bout to have the Millennial and Gen Z hoochies shakin ass together! 🔥🔥

I sweater GAWD yall do not get punched enough.

Well I’ll pretty much watch anything to distract me while I’m at the office 🌚

Idk how I ended up watching this Philly pop the balloon show but I am entertained 😂 And some of these n!ggas fine

Body dysmorphia been on my ass so bad lately 😭

Good Morning. 🌞 Another day of faking it till I make it.

Every year it’s “I won’t have numbers on your raise or bonus at the time of the performance review meeting” Then why tf are we meeting??

Wish I would watch that orange piece of shit. Fuck him lmao

Just made the Pappadeaux Caesar dressing

Exhausted but not sleepy

I swear every time I paint I have to buy new brushes bc I never store them properly 😩

Back on my home renovation journey. It’s really become my creative outlet but ya know, budgets 🙄

The Angel of death been real active this week. RIP Eric Dane

We can get married but ionno nothing bout birthin’ no babies!

I ain’t did sh!t at work today but compare comforters and curtains…which is technically architecture so I guess I’m working

The Friend Zone is spending a lil too much time laughing about Shandi from ANTM and it’s in such poor taste…

Say her name: Dr. Linda Davis #FuckICE