Why am I craving chili dogs?! 😭

I did and it was all going into savings because I was sheltered AF and didn’t go anywhere. Then I got a job and they stopped 😭 it’s been downhill ever since

How y’all mad that lady filed for divorce from her cheating husband?? 😭😂😂 I read the article just to see who y’all sad over

Getting played by the trade at 42?!? #thereadpodcast

Autocorrect, you shady b!tch! *Fetty Wap

Ferry swap is free

Are you getting on board with changing your W4s to exempt and not paying federal taxes? I’m very very leery

Why IG got me wanting to buy a bread maker?! I don’t even eat a lot of bread. But maybe I would if I made it?

That man talking about Greenland while China and Russia are gathering the troops. It’s the 8th day of the year

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

This headhunter has been calling me since Christmas and I refuse to answer because his number starts with 666. Fix it.

Every fckin week. I be trying to adjust my budget and all I can adjust is how I react to being poor 😂😂😂

Caught up on what’s happening in Minneapolis and I’m speechless 🥺

How many pages I gotta block on IG to keep Tasha k off my feed?!? I don’t understand why people would believe anything from that “talk show”

This fog thicker than me

Not me in bed on time with a belly full of salad. In a calorie deficit and headed towards 8 hours of sleep

Finally starting Stranger Things

Looks like my therapist isn’t covered by my new insurance. 3 years 😭

I didn’t get enough sleep last night and now I’ve been awake an hour and made very little progress towards getting my ish together for the gym and work 🫩

It’s Jan 6 Eve, so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin, a little meth, and a pipe bomb.

No earthly desire to bring kids into this hellscape

Tell the overweight friend to get behind me I got it

Is you handicap?! All them fckin diseases you den had!!

I had no idea I follow so many kappas on IG

every founders day i’m reminded how many gays are in fraternities

may the spirit of procrastination leave my body this year.

I could go for some savory sushi right now. A lil smoked salmon something

Angel ate that one little thing! Putting Ashley and Gizelle in the same room… #RHOP

Angel putting Gizelle and Ashley in the same room is the gag I needed 😂😂😂😂 #rhop

i snorted. thats the post. ok bye.

@iben-jam-in.bsky.social @mrambitious.bsky.social @randomlyant.bsky.social @baconoverhoes.bsky.social 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

Velvet, show me around

A stranger without permission licked my neck. Wrapped up my night real quick

If Carolina comes back to win 🫨

Happy New Year!

Ain’t see a tap of drone show in Atlanta. Call trump!

Drove all the way to the gym only for it to be closed til 8. I understand closing early today but opening late?!

My daily reminder and 2026 mood:

I have no clue why I thought RS died a long time ago 😕

Why would it be 58° in my house when I get in from the gym?!?

So glad I washed my car Sunday. The water (and my hands) would freeze today 🥶

Falcons love to blow a lead 😂😂😂😂 Call em Nancy Raegan

The best part of not really decorating for Christmas is the 5 min it took to pack the few decorations I had up away

Can’t even blame the announcers for saying Puka Nacua. I be saying his name for no reason

My niece: *thinking hard* what’s 58+9? Me: 67 Niece: 6-7 6-7 Me:

These were delicious btw 😌

Got my grapes for news years eve Don’t remember what they’re for but ya know…vibes

They’re cutting down so many trees across Atlanta 😭