“YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!!!”

I like Tia and Stacy. I can see them having a very comedic beef

Robyn probably didn’t wanna film

So Cookie is peddling drama against Stacy that no one actually cares about 🥱

Getting a headache at night is so rude unless you have PM meds. Regular excedrin will have me up til 2am 🙄

Crying over a n!gga?!

Four pics you’re using to defend your face card

Naw…something ain’t right about this loss for the eagles

Daaamnnn…who sold the eagles out??!

I didn’t know the Saints were this sad. I guess I can take my curse off them now 🤭

All the music I like plays on what I used to call the old folks radio station in Baton Rouge

Lawd Hammercy

What’s gonna be my first Baton Rouge meal? Albasha or Canes? Both? 🌚

IG was showing me back to back reels of kids reuniting with their dads and I guess I need that cry. I miss my dad so much

Cuz I was gonna host one but…

Todd finally had enough

Do it now, h*e.

Quarter zips being in style again is fascinating. I used to be down to the JCPenney collecting all the colors 😂 I’m wearing one in my first IG post circa 2011

Them people… And yes, correct.

OMG… is this lady gone cry the whole season?? I know her child missing but damn girl, look on the bright side! #allherfault

Somebody on the clock app said ask these men (he was talking about straight men but the concept still applies) why they dont have any 19 yo homeboys. Since you are claiming age isnt a thing and yall have so much in common.

I wish they’d end this meeting so I can go make breakfast 😭

It’s so hard to keep up with sitcoms now. Why is Abbott on break after 6 episodes?? Next time I check for a new episode it’ll be May

Watching the demise of target has been enjoyable.

So cancelling does indeed work.

I wouldn’t be so annoyed by the Beyoncé drops if the products weren’t so expensive. Like sis, read the room. Read the news. Read the Bible! Something?!

My teams is way too active for 9am. Everybody chill!!!

I know one thing…nobody I called on this long ass drive better call me back once I get home. Whatever I wanted to talk about stayed on 285 😤

I was supposed to bake a cake for work. Ain’t happening.

Kei so messy but that cracked me up 😂😂

Stacy is ridiculous 😂😂😂😂

“Soft focusing that neck” 😭😂😂

I know how Wendy and Eddie are financing this renovation 🌚

N!ggas asking where my man at and actually having a location to tell is so funny now Cuz I really say “oh he’s in DC” like they care 😂

But the black and blue burgers I made from that $50 trip are delicious

How did I spend $50 at Kroger and walked out carrying everything I bought?!!

Reminds me of when I was in grad school and one of my classmates said he didn’t see the point of brunch if he doesn’t have a girl

All my questions to trump and that lil rude heffa that does his press would be about him sucking c*ck. Did he remove his makeup first or did Bubba have an orange lap? Poppers? Spit or swallow? Does he like being watched?

Trump being a c*m guzzler will forever entertain me. But also, who would wanna look down at that?!

70° today. It was 27° Monday morning 😩

“This isn’t the America I know!” Black People:

@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social and @randomlyant.bsky.social

Had that amazing ass leg workout this morning and came home and ate FIVE chocolate chip cookies 😭 I’ll never do right

Would heal me right now 🥹

That man really sat in the car and told me that saying “weekend” is speaking a spell over yourself. You’ll be weakened 🤣🤣🤣 Then he said you gotta do your research

Never forget who sold us out: Hassan King Cortez-Masto Shaheen Kaine Fetterman Durbin Rosen

We both have.

I’m watching VP Harris on Scott Evans show and this cooking segment is hilarious 😂

Millennials across the country needed this win.