😂😂😂😂😂 why she sat on him and he disappeared???!

I know I slept 8 hours and I’m still in this bed like I can’t get up 😂

How do I let the algorithm know I found the accent chair I wanted and it can go back to showing the n!ggas?

I’m so glad it’s raining. I ain’t feel like watering the garden today 🙌🏾

I’m running out gas so quick today. I woke up at 230 and couldn’t fall back asleep 😩

Nobody: Pollen right after you wash your car:

Y’all Niggas Gay! Happy Priiiiddeeeee!🌈🏳️‍🌈

I fear P-Valley will get the same treatment from me as Euphoria. I haven’t even been tempted to start the new season.

No, that’s why she sings so flat.

People who come out the blue asking about private parts they’ll never even catch a secondhand sniff of

He is NOT a stewardess 😂😂😂 #RHOA

I didn’t think it would be this hard to find a chair and bookcase that I like for my living room, but I’ve been looking for months. Found a nice floor lamp, though

Getting down to one meal a day

My neighbor walked over and invited me to a birthday cookout at her house. My initial reaction was to not answer the door but so glad I did. I guess I do know how to socialize 🫶🏾

I didn’t think I’d be THIS anxious about these trees getting cut down today but I’ve been afraid they’ll make a mistake and fck my house up all day 😩

Remember it’s bare minimum today

Cheyenne Bryant is on a lying tour and I blame all these podcasters for giving her a platform. Her fairytales sound absolutely ridiculous. This reminds me of that yt lady with the perm who was pretending to be Black

Welp…my neighbors got an eyeful 😩 I walked over to the window to close the blinds and there’s a group of people next door in the backyard. One was looking and pointing right at me 😭

Welp…my neighbors got an eyeful 😩 I walked over to the window to close the blinds and there’s a group of people next door in the backyard. One was looking and pointing right at me 😭

This deer scent deterrent works wonders but it smells so bad 😩 I be so scared some will get on me

Lawd…my mama sent me an AI video she made. I feel betrayed 😭

Delta having a Comfort Basic tier now just pissed me off so bad. How am I upgrading my seat but can’t select a seat?!?

These AI funeral coverage commercials are so awful 😑

A new supreme has risen!

Porsha beat Jamie’s ass in that alley 😂😂😂😂😂 #RHOA

There’s so much going on that this tick boom has fallen off the radar. Seems like there’s a lot of truth to the stories of ticks being dropped off in wooded areas to help spread Lyme disease

I cleaned my house this weekend and it feels like the energy changed in here. Having my friends over Sunday was the reset I needed. Definitely made the most of this holiday weekend. Now I gotta go be fake with those people at that place where they keep my check 😭

Caresha got a hit and I love that for her.

So glad I took tomorrow off cuz I’ve barely left the bed today. I gotta get ready for the (short) work week

Idk what The Boroughs is about but I’m SAT after one episode

Porsche a bad bitch be having them seething. 😭💅🏽 #RHOA

Oh they pulled Porsha out at the end of this episode!! Yeeesss! Kelli be so happy when Porsha acknowledges her 😂 loser #RHOA

Being homeless doesn’t mean you deserve to die. It doesn’t mean you deserve to be mistreated. It means you deserve housing.

Praying that every data center and company that prioritizes AI over human beings crumbles. Asé.

These febreeze plugins don’t even last 30 days on the lowest setting 😭

The way K. Michelle is gonna crash and burn at the reunion…if she attends. This has been an awful press run #RHOA

At this point, impeaching that man is too kind

Oh I see what y’all saying about Ava’s boyfriend’s acting. It’s the forced cussin. He’s a sitcom dad, not a street cop #Nemesis

Oh I see what y’all saying about Ava’s boyfriend’s acting. It’s the forced cussin. He’s a sitcom dad, not a street cop

Grape Outshine bars 😮‍💨

I haven’t seen my friends in so long and we’re in the same city. I gotta shake off whatever this mood has been 🫤

Oh Y’Lan still got that stroke from Insecure 🌚 #nemesis

Seems like Sonya’s rings were a lil overpowered huh? They ain’t used to hit like that in the game

Y’all met him as Butcher on The Boys or Johnny Cage in Mortal Kombat II, but I remember him as Cupid

K. Michelle and that stank sour nappy ass p*ssy

Doing all this rushed construction ahead of the World Cup while not improving the drainage system is VERY Atlanta!

I hear an owl 😍

We might as well go have a boat party on Lake Lanier

Hantavirus, Ebola, a new COVID strain, a drought, super El Niño, my sister bald headed - like she ain’t got no hair, billionaires living out their supervillain wet dreams like we’re on Captain Planet…just send the fckin asteroid! I’m exhausted!!