“Shamea daddy ain’t never had teeth” #RHOA 😂😂😂 Porsha is insane!

Take the tails OFF my shrimp.

No, unfortunately

My neighbors are trying to force me into hanging with them and I got news for em

And I will be watching Jurassic Park tonight. A piece of my childhood is gone 😢 RIP

This man has FaceTimed me on 2 different occasions when I was winding down for bed. I know I crash out over small things but n!ggas do small things worth the crash 😒

I need some physical therapists to weigh in. Y’all be fingering patients??? #RHOA

Eva’s new teeth are pushing her face to its limits 🥴

Sat and ready for #RHOA

Heard the yt people at the table behind us order salads earlier. They really do fear nothing but Black people

Now the Strait of Hormuz is closed again 😑

From a former police officer that was at January 6th:

They need an adults only car on this train

Trying to steal b!tch McConnell’s shine again

Had to mix up my own herbicide for the kudzu growing around my yard. Now I’m bout to sit in this window and watch it all die

This has led me to drinking! I’m on my second coke 😩

Make me laugh please. My basement is currently full of gross water from my sewage line backing up. Is mercury still in retrograde?! My gawd! 😭

Make me laugh please. My basement is currently full of gross water from my sewage line backing up. Is mercury still in retrograde?! My gawd! 😭

Then a few days later, sniffed a bottle of poppers, told Yvette to get Drake on the phone, called him a SISSY, hung up and laid down ‘Heated’

Wow 😭 #xmen97

Being the ageless beauty at work is so entertaining. The yt people have no idea I’m damn near 40

SMH 😂

My neighbor is cutting his grass right now. It’s 7 million degrees outside

She in here cooking down! I love when a plan comes together 😂

Again, Flav?!?

Dropping hints that my mama needs to cook today 🤭

The way I’m dreading being in the office this week. Black people should be able to take breaks from yt people. I mean, I only interact with them at work…and that’s too much

We don’t have any sides left so I’ve been eating meat all day. That’s a high protein diet, right?

I want food and nothing to heat it with at the moment 😩

Glad the weather waited to show its ass today when I don’t have a house full of people. The power’s out for who knows how long 😑

We been waiting for MUTHA to release this rock album and she drops a 90s level R&B track?!!!

Now the stuffing coming out of my comforter in the washer. Take me off the grill, I’m overdone 😭

Did y’all know table volleyball exists??

It’s still going. Now there’s a delay on the table and chairs I ordered and neither will be here tomorrow 🤬

Mercury please wrap this sh!t up First the tv, now the damn lawn mower blade is bent. Enough is enough!

And still I rise.

I can definitely tell the difference in cooling this house off without a the trees blocking the sun. Not complaining though. My house looks so much better without them and I don’t get anxious every time it storms

My bedroom tv just gave up on life

Had to snatch my party favors out the fridge since my mom is here 🤭

I was worried about my flowers dying while I was away. Them thangs started growing in overdrive with all this heat 🫨

The Supreme Court is all over the place this week. They just upheld birthright citizenship

Most of y’all don’t even bathe enough to love summer the way you do 🤭

The south. We can’t enjoy a break from hell?

I hope all you weird hoes who hate winter are out sizzling like eggs in a skillet

Ok, these facebook friend requests are becoming insulting

Finding out after the family reunion that all the kids were coming back to the house with us

My niece makes it her mission to annoy me every chance she gets

Between the dentist trying to have a whole conversation with me with his hand in my mouth, to the hygienist checking my ring finger, to the student dentists just hovering, I’m overstimulated. I have damn near perfect teeth but I be stressed at every dentist appt

I’m so sleepy this morning I’m skipping the gym for a couple extra hours of sleep 😩