Gimme what you got for a pork chop?

Alexa, save me

“Hey siri, play nature boy by Nat King Cole”

Idk if this is a blemish or eczema mark or what uhh def my eye but it needs to be gone. NOW. Do your best, mask.

Okay I may have broken my streak of bad ID photos.

Happy Friday!!

Sierra Leone and Pyramids gotta duke it out.

Took today off so I could go to the dmv. Their system been down all day. If it’s down tomorrow, I’m gonna lose it.

How come none of you comic girlies told me what was gonna happen on the last episode of X-men?! Had me crying and shit.

Always a good one when I’m close to skipping 😒🙄

25th amendment him please.

I’m up like I don’t have to go to wor- Oh I don’t. I’m off. Almost forgot that quick.

Not Magnus.

Apocalypse, don’t be rude

I hate this place more than anything.

I’m so sleepy but I’m going to the stupid gym anyway

There are many other things wrong with this but do you see how they only put reference text up on the screen like ONCE??? That means NOTHING else he said was biblical lol. People lie about what is in the bible out loud and in the open.

I need to learn how to swim.

We are strong No one can tell us we’re wrong Searching our hearts for so long Both of us knowing…

@officialblee.blacksky.app happy birthday!!

I’m gonna have to do sprints in the morning.

Y’all want some shrimp and grits?

If that post gets to 1k likes I’m showing chest. (I’m not. But I might. But definitely won’t.)

Good morning pookies!

Why does that post have almost 350 likes?! I thought someone hacked into my iCloud and posted something!

I had some green onions, some grilled chicken, some butter, some white wine, some garlic, some bell pepper, some squash, some asparagus, some pasta, and some bacon I needed to use up before it went bad 👀. So I had to make this. Can’t let food go to waste.

Hi, hey, hello. This is Givenchy. This is Zendaya in Givenchy for The Odyssey

Made it

“I paid already.”

I finished the set though

This new pic is giving Atlanta

This horse pedicure video is reminding me that it’s my time for one.

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Can I marry landmine presses? Had my shoulders looking like I know what I’m doing in the gym (I do not know).

Whew. I’d find new ways to stop talking to my daddy if I were Harry Sussex.

Made it back to a morning shift. Upper body done!

Thelma bout to have me twirling in LA Fitness. It drives!

Yes Coco!!!

That organic green snack is manhandling me right now

I could be having the worst day ever, but if I hear Sabalenka has loss, it gets immediately better. Like inject that into my veins or put that feeling into a pill.

In a matchup of two of the hardest hitters on tour, Naomi Osaka outslugged top-ranked Aryna Sabalenka 6-2, 7-6 (2) to reach the Wimbledon quarterfinals for the first time.

And who do I have to write to get a Trader Joe’s in camp creek/sandtown?!?

This is why I didn’t stop AND WONT STOP bothering @marcusdmoore.com I said nah you and me must never part mah kee ta’ata Temptations forever. Because whew! Crazy work.

Now Uncle Iroh about to have me crying.

Whew this second season of avatar…

It’s not a flag cake. It’s a cake with berries.

🫣

Italian sausages and hot dogs finishing up. And then I have to ice the cake and make up the salad. And then I can sit down!

What did the GAP Band say? Gotta get up earrrrrlyyyyy in the mornin