Yall think I could get my pre-check application approved by the end of April?

@hitdogsholler.bsky.social Happy birthday!! 🎂🎁

@astonblake.blacksky.app happy birthday!!

Happy birthday!!! @papaii92.bsky.social

So it’s literally everybody birthday today?!!

My impact

Does Allegra or Zyrtec have theme songs? One of those…

TAMU, what y’all doing??

This is why we call yall racist.

Damn it. I want some Italian fiesta real bad.

🗣️🗣️ Teena went to wonderland the plot is gettin thick! Met the king of punk funk and he taught her all the tricks…

🎶🎵🎼Bacon on top, grits on the bottom 🤭

Grit ball

Whew. This one.

Whew well what are yall doing??

Rudy Gay still fine

I think the incline elliptical is better than the stairmaster too

WAIT A MINUTE. Chuck’s name was Carlos and not Charles?!?

Happy Friday yall! And welcome, Spring! Come in and get all of winter’s shit out of here. He was awful this year.

Sweet peas, Alex Isley gave us an ALBUM! Whew. No skips.

I fucked around and let my executive coach see my eyes light up talking about cooking and design and she looked at me like

I don’t have anymore meetings today

Like.. you know you cut up when you gotta step back from the mic

One of Whitney’s top 3 performance and it’s gettin really hard for me to not put it at number 1. Her vocals and adlibs, the BGVs, her energy, MR. WHALUM. youtu.be/xmIp8j2cjDQ?...

I would LOVE for Howard to beat Michigan.

When the temples go full gray, y’all are gonna have to treat me nicer.

06!

I have missed a lot re: Spider-Man. Because why does he know MJ and nem but they don’t know him? And why doesn’t Bruce Banner know him? Now I have to start over.

So is someone at Bluesky gonna do anything about that bot?!! Or are we all gonna just watch together?!??!

I’m 38 to be exact. @astoldbynai.blacksky.app I have been minding my business today!

I miss my Teddy Ruxspin to this day

Arthur

I wore green. I swear I had no idea it was st. Patrick’s day.

My plan is working

Thousand island dressing taste like somebody already tasted it

Nah you got to leave me outta this

Baby. Detached and blocked. Fake argue with me or agree. Keep everything else away from me, Apollo!

Yall ready to argue? I think ketchup is the worst thing to be created.

Yall that chicken is even better the next day! That pepper said I THOUGHT YOU SAID AU POIVRE?!?!

How was it started by Biden and Obama but been going on for 47 years? They have to invoke that amendment and get him out of office before he does something even more dangerously stupid.

I knew they would do this

MBJ 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

OMG!!!

Okay get off the stage

😒

THE shot

Bad take after bad take

I’m about to mute

What’s happening?