I thank myself every morning (for giving up on hiding all of the Dyson stuff I use daily in a drawer and making a station to organize it on the wall)

I died from the accuracy

"The destruction that Kennedy has wrought in 1 year might take generations to repair, and there is little hope for US health and science while he remains at the helm" @thelancet.com www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

more and more I'm finding that my opinion on the united states is quite simply that we need to be stopped

Perfect date: spread out a picnic blanket in the woods and bite each other’s lips until we both draw blood. Soundtrack: Cool for the Summer

the fecklessness of establishment Dems comes from the fact that they agree with much of what Trump is doing. they want aggressive immigration enforcement. they want to blow shit up in Iran. for them, Trump is a sin eater who's brashly doing what they've been trying to do politely for a generation

Your government at work:

The attack on Palestinians is an attack on all of us. The attack on immigrants is an attack on all of us. The attack on trans people is an attack on all of us. The attack on boats in the Caribbean is an attack on all of us. The attack on Iran is an attack on all of us.

Was just sent a post about how the planets are aligned against Elon Musk’s diabolical satellite plan, and for the rest of the day I’ll be strengthening this energy by whispering “Go ndéana an diabhal dréimire do chnámh do dhroma” (May the devil make a ladder out of your backbone) over and over. 🕯️🧂

TIL that the L, 2, and 8 are in three different typefaces, and I'm not going to be able to unsee that for the next two years, goddamnit.

Buy. Dvds. Buy. Blurays. Buy. 4k. Collect physical media, pals.

Please and thank you, I have never consented to being labeled with a gender marker, and the only time in my long life that the distinction has ever really mattered to anyone checking my identity was when they wanted to know if they could treat me in a way that they would not treat a man.

To everyone asking how they're making Sinners "anti-woke" -- they're removing all the cunnilingus. There will be no pussy-eating or centering of women's pleasure in the anti-woke Sinners. It's woke to know how to satisfy a woman. It's woke to indulge women's desires.

Imagine being okay with this in moderation. Finding some middle ground where there are less kids in the concentration camps, and maybe even the colored pencils are free. Because that's what they're going to call progress and "sensible solutions" while expecting our votes.

Escorted out for having the only set of balls in the room:

Incidents like this, which happen regularly, show how much they actually care about women’s sports.

These people have fucked up the entire Earth, and that’s still not enough for them. Please leave a public comment opposing the sprawl of AI bullshit-spewing apparatus into space.

When The Pope takes the shortcomings of AI more seriously than the medical and scientific communities…

Imagine seeing this and thinking that we should accept its purpose and existence in our society. “The facility in Social Circle is expected to house anywhere from 7,500 to 10,000 detainees and will be constructed using a modular design so that capacity can be scaled up or down as needed,"

I’m thinking of a word that starts with the letter “G”

We are SO close to "severe neurological event mid-sentence on live TV" oh my fucking GOD cmon cmon cmon

As soon as we defeat fascism, abolish ICE, and send all these fuckers to The Hague, the next thing we need to do is fully criminalize charging different prices for gasoline without the purchase of a car wash.

In case you were wondering how it's going for women these days: Fuentes: “So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women. … So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags.”

shhh... don't tell the pissbaby that people hate his guts

Today would be a great day for everyone to start doing the Stop Sanitizing Pedophilia and Child Rape by Calling Teen and Pre-Teen Victims 'Young Women' Challenge

“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”

To be very clear, that lady in the NYT article is not making any money with her hundreds of AI slop books. She makes money by *convincing people* she makes money that way and getting them to pay her to teach them how to do it. It's an evolved MLM, and the NYT is helping market it.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

Amber Glenn, a queer Texan who started ice skating at the stonebriar mall in frisco at age 5, who plays magic the gathering, is an olympic gold medalist

We were on our feet screaming and cheering, incredible moment.

This is beyond fucked up, everyone should be outraged. And yet… people will still be buying and installing these, because they fear catalytic converter thieves more than they fear an authoritarian government with a network of surveillance cameras embedded & always on in their neighborhood.

did they have to call me out specifically for the handwritten delusions?

Bless Marimar Martinez

hate being the kind of person whose ironing board is always out now. every time I put it away, it's time to iron something else. one thing about 2020-2025, there was much less ironing, and much less bra-wearing.

I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN

And if you want to know who's making bank from the LA28 Olympics, regardless of whether they lump cost overruns on Angelenos & regardless of whether Wasserman resigns, follow the tax docs for the LA Olympic Organizing Committee. Some eye-popping numbers. Whew! projects.propublica.org/nonprofits/o...

True to form, power protects power. Casey Wasserman must resign, and Los Angeles deserves a mayor who isn't afraid to call for it.

Footage showed immobilized iguanas lying in the grass and on pavements beneath trees following a temperature drop in Florida.

A Minneapolis City Council committee delayed action Tuesday on renewing liquor licenses for two Minneapolis hotels that have housed federal immigration officers.

As our CEO beautifully puts it: "We spend our engineering time on stability and features users actually requested. Not on AI assistants that hallucinate answers, while training on your private browsing history. Novel idea, apparently. 🎯

DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting. Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.

The FBI censoring Trump references in the Epstein files while publishing nude, identifying images of Epstein's victims really illustrates how this is true.

"Texans 17% more likely to be murdered than Californians Texans 34% more likely to be raped earn 13% less and pay 3.8% more in taxes" (overall) Every MSM only mentions the word "crime" right before an election! "Germans call this "a permanent bailout." We just call it "Missouri."

Update this commercial for 2026: “Billionaires, they’re what’s for dinner.” I wanna hear that song playing on every street corner.

Never forget that the people who convinced you trans people are a threat to your children all belong to a network of child rapists.