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Catherine Rampell
7 days ago
theonion.com/trump-announ...
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
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Julia Carrie Wong
7 days ago
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
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emily baby ❄️🎄
7 days ago
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by karoline leavitt’s lip fillers than the fact that congress just said, “what we should do is put any doctor or pharmacist in prison who gives lifesaving medical care to this specific kind of child we find gross.”
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Marisa Kabas
7 days ago
insurance companies literally kill people
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UnitedHealth reduced hospitalizations for nursing home seniors. Now it faces wrongful death claims
The company says it is protecting nursing home residents by curbing unnecessary hospital transfers. Whistleblowers allege cost-cutting tactics have endangered the elderly
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/dec/17/unitedhealth-nursing-homes
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Mike (1 of many)
8 days ago
I'm not sure if people realize the murder strikes are taking place across a large region. It's quite staggering.
www.newsweek.com/map-us-strik...
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Sean T. Collins
8 days ago
I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
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who could’ve predicted this
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8 days ago
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Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
8 days ago
Cars are a lot slower than people think. This driver commutes at 4 MPH. That's barely faster than walking (avg walking pace is around 3.3 MPH) They could cut their commute to 15 minutes biking at 12 MPH, but they might not have a safe route to do so We are forcing people into terrible car commutes
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian
8 days ago
you have to be Ezra Klein levels of liberal shit-for-brains to believe the main problem in our society is that we lack good ideas, and not the political will to execute them
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ryan cooper
8 days ago
horrendous company
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Eco 🍁🍉
14 days ago
🇨🇳🗽 i finally got around to remaking the terrible subway map of my hometown beijing, this time in the style of vignelli! full image:
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Matthew Lewis is ready for progressive federalism
9 days ago
The notion electric cars would scale rapidly in the United States, and that autonomous vehicles would quickly dominate our streets, was pretty much accepted wisdom in ~ 2018. It was completely mathematically illiterate. Wishcasting from carbrains who can't bring themselves to look at the problem.
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Gumby Screens
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Prisonculture
9 days ago
Why yes, happy to meet with you about work on Thursday afternoon. Great, looking forward...
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Matthew Lewis is ready for progressive federalism
9 days ago
The US car industry designs its vehicles to ensure back-over killing of children. I bet you didn't know this, but there are no actual safety regulations for cars in USA the way that you think of "regulations." NHTSA sets guidelines, but manufacturer compliance is voluntary and self-certified.
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Huck! The Herald Angels Sing!
9 days ago
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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BNO News
9 days ago
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
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Better Things Are Possible
9 days ago
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
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Mike Eliason
9 days ago
yikes
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Rico Charges
9 days ago
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
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Ketan Joshi
9 days ago
Did you know that Merriam-Webster recent released their own Large Language Model?
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Merriam-Webster
9 days ago
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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they/them might be giants ☭
almost 2 years ago
I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.
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Collin
10 days ago
The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
10 days ago
Practicing peace is hard. It means practicing justice and it means not indulging an understandable desire for revenge. This is hard. But practicing peace is practicing survival for our species and our ecosystems.
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Dr. Thrasher wants you to pre-order The Overseer Class
11 days ago
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws
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Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
https://www.nprillinois.org/government-politics/2025-12-12/gov-jb-pritzker-signs-right-to-die-legislation-for-terminally-ill-people-to-end-their-lives-in-illinois
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️🌈
11 days ago
The basic premise of the Second Amendment has proven itself to be a sham. The government already *has* crossed the Rubicon into full-throated tyranny and open authoritarianism, and the 2A gun zealots didn't form a militia to fight it - they cheered it on.
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Blue sky nice ghost
11 days ago
Put all the guns in the sea. I don't care
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Joey Politano🏳️🌈
11 days ago
Parody of America to have the president live-tweeting misinformation about a mass shooting
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
11 days ago
AS A PROFESSOR, I AM ASKING HOW ARE OUR STUDENTS SUPPOSED TO LEARN IN THESE CONDITIONS? HOW ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL AND TAKE EXAMS KNOWING SOMEONE MIGHT JUST SHOW UP WITH AN EASY TO ACQUIRE AUTOMATIC WEAPON? HOW??????????
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Chris Person
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❄️mari-lwyd odent❄️
11 days ago
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Marisa Kabas
12 days ago
looking great, sir
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Pookleblinky
13 days ago
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
13 days ago
As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not
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rudetuesday
13 days ago
ALT text:
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Parker Molloy
13 days ago
People who bet on this on Kalshi are not pleased. Lol
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Kashana
13 days ago
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
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The Ewa Outside Is Frightful
14 days ago
Well I've got no fucking idea what this reminder was for
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Roger Senserrich
15 days ago
I will never get over the fact that the MTA runs two commuter rail systems, and they hate each other so much that they disagree on how they spell "railroad".
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never forget desantis himself was credibly accused of witnessing (and reveling) in the torture of inmates at guantanamo during the gwot.
www.aljazeera.com/opinions/202...
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16 days ago
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James Vincent
17 days ago
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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bring back reading! reopen the schools!
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17 days ago
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Cross-laminated Tinsel 🎄
18 days ago
anyone ever on their first visit to Montreal:
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Louis
19 days ago
undercovered as part of Our Current Nightmare that 60% of Republican SCOTUS appointments in the 21st century got there by stealing the 2000 election for Bush.
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Bark
19 days ago
Easy to be so glib about doing something you know the department will get sued over when it will just come from dc tax payers and never touch your pension
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Zoe Tunnell
19 days ago
I'm so tired man. I need you cis people to understand this. Rachel Levine did everything right. Legal name change. Legal sex update. So professional and accomplished she got SENATE APPROVAL as an open trans woman. There's nothing we can do that they won't ignore to hurt us. So don't let them.
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Hypervisible
19 days ago
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
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Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
https://futurism.com/future-society/woman-hero-smashing-meta-smart-glasses-subway
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