thought this said yaoi explodes on umpire

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it's that time of year again

I'm gonna say something controversial and brave and it won't make any sense to non-central coasters The Habit clears In-N-Out and it's also better than Jalama Burger (barely)

Why is everyone in the Denver airport like 6'6"

can my bitchass get a wish right now wish right now wish right now

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

Brie Larson has been cast as Rosalina in the ‘Super Mario Galaxy’ movie.

I can't wait to be out of school with a well paying job and buy jack everything he wants bc he's basically supporting me through school lol

well hi!

don’t even joke about that, I knew a guy that died of incorrectly aligned blanket

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

oh my god

Note: while not unprecedented, it’s actually pretty rare for a sitting Catholic bishop to participate in a demonstration. It’s just not generally what Catholic bishops do. Thus: Getting the hierarchy involved in this protest outside an ICE facility is no small thing.

nature is healing. I saw so many kids wearing jackets over their Halloween costumes tonight

oh fuck

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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

one year of peachys greatest hits #cat

there is a very real chance someone in eika or animeroleplaying has quoted this. Show yourself

When Ash Wednesday hits.

cant spell goat without oaT, holy shit

I might be goated

harp seal drinking hot chocolate with cookies

my melody grocery shopping with her family 💫

What if instead of Dancing With the Stars it was Smashing With the Stars and we watched Zomba teach Vanessa Hudgens how to do gyro combos

boastful mouse: i got hella cheese modest mouse: the dashboard melted but we still have the radio

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day! Today, we honor the Native Nations who came before us, and lift up our Indigenous communities which continue to be a vital part of our past, present, and future.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO GO BREWERS BABY

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

The world sucks enough im gonna be positive FUCK you

twice tickets SECURED THANK U HUSBAND

my melody in space 💫

trick or treat? 💫