“baby’s first easter!!! 🐣” and it’s a picture of the tiniest, littlest innocent potato ever being held by the absolute most horrific, disgraceful coalition of fur that could almost be mistaken for a bunny

never had a hot cross bun before but am immensely sad to discover the little white cross on top isn’t sweet and is, in fact, just a water and flour mixture :(

“baby’s first easter!!! 🐣” and it’s a picture of the tiniest, littlest innocent potato ever being held by the absolute most horrific, disgraceful coalition of fur that could almost be mistaken for a bunny

oh miso soup for breakfast, please give me the energy i need to get through the day

wikipedia, the feat that you are. they could never make me hate you

at the age where if i dont stretch before bed, i have pulled a muscle by morning (27 btw)

burger bowls for supper, i love you sleep tight

hey who wants to fight the physical personification of my company’s payroll department with me???

vague posting 2k26

some guys

i’ve reached a new level of girl dinner where i simply eat croutons dipped in caesar dressing with my little metal tongs

i remember once my mom saw me seasoning corn in the kitchen and she literally, genuinely gagged. yes we’re really white

finding out michaels has a teacher’s discount has been the worst thing to happen to me and my bank account in a long time

when a good man cries by cmat is the best song of 2025 idc idc fight ya mama

i love just being a girlfriend in the passenger’s seat :)

when a good man cries by cmat is the best song of 2025 idc idc fight ya mama

not to out myself as Insanely White™️ but i really do enjoy the show friends and i giggle a lot even though it’s my 6th time watching it

this tims ice latte taste like cigars

is this a safe enough space for me to admit i might like the snow in acnh more than this beige-green grass

catch and release at the local value village

im soooo jealous of people w/ nice big teeth :(

tea tastes better scorching hot

oh to be a broke artist travelling europe with my secret lover in 1902

having to pee when i wake up pmo so baddddd

sometimes i feel rlly bad abt not trying to work and “grind” more to get savings and blah blah but also, i’ll never get this time with my elderly cat back? i don’t think i’ll ever regret time w/ him

Happy Pikachu Day old man 🎉👴 #pikachuday

dentist’s worst nightmare (im rescheduling again)

i had spaghetti with lots of garlic bread and parmesan today and i think it healed me

the amount of onion dip this apartment sees but my bf never tastes…..

i love my cat’s toes on my skin

thank god chappell roan is older than me

last day as a 26 year old!!! got an iced latte and am now making a breakfast burrito:)

wind chill -23 here and i still sleep with the fan on

slept 11 hours last night, had a 3 hour nap today. life is good

why nourish my body when i could run off fruit gushers, doritos, and black tea

dissociating in an empty classroom

im so over this week and it hasn’t even really started

if i had pocket camp clothes and furniture on new horizons, i’d be unstoppable

thank god it’s friday

wait.. yall, is having a wedding content creator as a normal person like.. a thing now? or are locals here just losing it

im yearningggg for good zombie media

a full week of subbing means wings and wine so i forget the pain !!! haha ((how do people do this full time oh my god help me))

trying to do less multitasking this year! self-reminders: it’s okay to be bored it’s okay to take things slowly it’s okay to focus on only one thing at a time it’s okay to not maximize your spare time for Optimal Fun Productivity™️ it’s okay to just be for a moment

i like to play calming classical music during class in the hopes that it psychologically manipulates them into behaving more calm and less troll-on-the-loose

snoozy girls being made to go to work early is a travesty

this was a defining moment of 2025 for me