im not a working mom but something about a wine while making supper— mm!

if you see me having been successfully rage baited in someone’s comments no you didn’t

nobody tells you about the acne you continue to get into adulthood like at this point ima have a big ol pimple in the middle of my forehead on my deathbed

not me writing booby berk in the alt text LMFAOOO close enough

happy thursday everyone

getting real tired of having to faux-respect these ideals that are just downright based in an alternate reality like why do i have to give this shit weight? as if its worthy of real consideration? arrrggh

reading magazines while waiting at the hairdressers, feeling really throwback

driving in a parking lot is irl ragebait

thoughts?

soil

it’s never the wound itself that reminds me that im alive and im human, it’s always the healing afterwards

saddest discovery of my adult life recently was how expensive nice puzzles are :(

when i look back on it all, i start to think maybe it wasnt real after all

i 🤍 taking a random pill from the bottom of my purse and hoping it’s ibuprofen

trying to gift pietro a beautiful diplo tail and the clown ass mf won’t stand up off his moon chair

never had a hot cross bun before but am immensely sad to discover the little white cross on top isn’t sweet and is, in fact, just a water and flour mixture :(

“baby’s first easter!!! 🐣” and it’s a picture of the tiniest, littlest innocent potato ever being held by the absolute most horrific, disgraceful coalition of fur that could almost be mistaken for a bunny

oh miso soup for breakfast, please give me the energy i need to get through the day

wikipedia, the feat that you are. they could never make me hate you

at the age where if i dont stretch before bed, i have pulled a muscle by morning (27 btw)

burger bowls for supper, i love you sleep tight

hey who wants to fight the physical personification of my company’s payroll department with me???

vague posting 2k26

some guys

i’ve reached a new level of girl dinner where i simply eat croutons dipped in caesar dressing with my little metal tongs

i remember once my mom saw me seasoning corn in the kitchen and she literally, genuinely gagged. yes we’re really white

finding out michaels has a teacher’s discount has been the worst thing to happen to me and my bank account in a long time

when a good man cries by cmat is the best song of 2025 idc idc fight ya mama

i love just being a girlfriend in the passenger’s seat :)

when a good man cries by cmat is the best song of 2025 idc idc fight ya mama

not to out myself as Insanely White™️ but i really do enjoy the show friends and i giggle a lot even though it’s my 6th time watching it

this tims ice latte taste like cigars

is this a safe enough space for me to admit i might like the snow in acnh more than this beige-green grass

catch and release at the local value village

im soooo jealous of people w/ nice big teeth :(

tea tastes better scorching hot

oh to be a broke artist travelling europe with my secret lover in 1902

having to pee when i wake up pmo so baddddd

sometimes i feel rlly bad abt not trying to work and “grind” more to get savings and blah blah but also, i’ll never get this time with my elderly cat back? i don’t think i’ll ever regret time w/ him

Happy Pikachu Day old man 🎉👴 #pikachuday

dentist’s worst nightmare (im rescheduling again)

i had spaghetti with lots of garlic bread and parmesan today and i think it healed me

the amount of onion dip this apartment sees but my bf never tastes…..

i love my cat’s toes on my skin

thank god chappell roan is older than me