oh did jarred gillett make a bad call? you do surprise me #thefootball

Unfortunately that’s absolutely the right call.

I would just like to put it out there, for every non-Spurs fan feeling the need to give their opinion on our transfer business so far, we couldn't give a single fuck what you think.

Widely reported that Joao Paulinha won't be returning to Spurs, which isn't a surprise given the midfield recruitment this week. But I will say this. Thank you Joao. In a rubbish season you possibly scored the 2 most important goals that allowed a chance to rebuild Thank you Joao. Forever Spurs

Tonali already saying he wants to go back to AC Milan is not a nice feeling 😂

Two penalties on Flo Balogun go uncalled who is this ref sam Alito

If we pull in Rafael Leao, I genuinely won’t know what to do. I already almost don’t.

Waiting to hear Daniel Levy’s comments about wherever our pants are. Cheap bastard.

Love the vuskovic deal. He wants to leave and that 46M means we can spend 80M more this window. Fat sell on clause + matching rights ✅

The same way that just a dozen people are behind over half of all the book bans, this entire goddamn nazi movement is a fucking handful of freaks who are loud enough in billionaire nazi sex pest social media empires to be confused with an entire crowd. This *is* their irl numbers and popularity.

Every fan base is losing their mind over Mateus Fernandes to Spurs. Not because he’s “overpriced” or we’re “overpaying him”, though that’s their excuse. It’s because they can’t cope w the fact that Spurs are — after back to back 17th place finishes — a more attractive destination than their club.

United fans cope “only chose spurs because of money” as if that isn’t music to our ears. PRAISE BE, WE’RE OVERSPENDING EARLY IN THE WINDOW!

Alexi Lalas GLAZING Hakimi makes so much sense

"A thorough investigation into the appointment of Thomas Frank will commence immediately." #COYS

Fucking gooners

2026 sucks. It had to be a Gooner. Poor Japan 😥

i absolutely, unequivocally love this shit

Only acceptable gooner

They found Popeyes. 😭

Rice embracing Partey tells you everything you need to know. That Arsenal team stood by him knowing full well what he was accused of. And Djed showed yesterday you actually don’t need to exchange pleasantries with someone facing those kind of allegations.

If we spend a bajillion euros on Tonali/Fernandes/Van Hecke/ Savinho and that only leaves us able to buy Troy 🦜 at striker… I would absolutely looooooove that. He’s class!

It’s been days since horny Orny had anything fun/sexy to say about Tottenham

Sam Allardyce has been appointed caretaker-Prime Minister of the United Kingdom as Labour looks to stave off relegation.

Cape Verde keeping the spirit of Ange alive

That was fucking brilliant. Cape Verde! Total heroes 💙

fresh off Cape Verde's 0-0 defeat of Spain, Cape Verde extends their streak with a 2-2 defeat of Uruguay

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

Idk what or where Cabo Verde is but I want them to win it all. And I think they might.

I REPEAT

Alive, good dad (bad husband), and am a dad

Belgium without saucedaddy Doku are sauceless, unsurprisingly

Rather spend 25M on Jones than 100M on Tonali

Happy Father’s Day to all spurs zaddys. Shoutout to my wife for helping indoctrinate my son.

As long as there’s a sell-on and a buy-back, I could give a fuck what Vuskovic does. Contract til 2030, Spurs have all the leverage.

also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius

Okay only World Cup adjacent but we count those.

The Zlatan and Thierry just VIBING, with Lalas only featured long enough to get got. I love it. Right into my veins.

COYS

When you haven't read any books and you don't know any history, you sign a treaty at Versailles.

Ghana look like Thomas Frank’s Tottenham circa February 2026 #worldcup

GET IN THE VAN... next stop North London #coys

hydration break at an indoor climate controlled stadium

There’s got to be something special about this club... We somehow manage to sign world class players (Son, Kane, Romero, Porro) to extensions while paying them below market rate, and while being absolute ass pretty often. LFG PEDRO 🤍

Football is the greatest sport in the world

I fucking love birthright citizenship

Antonee Robinson is unreal right now (and often) #USMNT