Watching the highlights from today’s matches, and my goodness, VAR is absurd. It’ll never be good enough, and it feels like it’s getting worse

We have a 94% chance of staying up after today’s result. That 6% though…

The post game vibe feels like WHU have already been relegated. Do they not know anything about Tottenham Hotspur Football Club?

How the fuck do west ham keep getting these non-pen/handball calls? Oh right, it would benefit spurs!

*holds nose* Come on Newcastle

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If relegated, Tottenham should sue the premier league for biased refereeing. I can’t believe the club hasn’t made a statement by now. It has been absolutely batshit insane. Every important decision goes against us, and it may cost us billions.

I cannot believe they had the balls to not call that a penalty. Absolutely corrupt, and I’m really not a conspiracy theorist other than all the conspiracy theories I believe.

It’s actually a conspiracy

The refereeing against Spurs has been so bad. It’s hard to be spurs

The body language is really bad. I’m really worried about this one

Ampadu puts is head into the foot

Tel in our defensive box is as dangerous as he is in the attacking box

Yet again, FUCK YOU FRANK AND TUDOR for muddying my man Mathys Tel

That should be a red card. Studs up into the shin. Leave my man Tel alone !

Slightly increase a band Destiny’s Children

yet more anti-arsenal bias from pgmol #thefootball

I’ll say this: if that’s a spurs keeper, that’s definitely not called a foul.

I feel absolutely disgusting celebrating that goal

I love Spurs more than I hate Arsenal. Tomorrow for one day and one day only..... I will be wanting an Arsenal victory. Come on you Gu..... no that is too much. 😂

He's a good lad isn't he, dogs know.

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Can we recall Willy Lanks and Donley?

Richy off. Save the hammies

Tielemens is dirty

Mathys Tel. Wow. Weak foot, peach. Will never forgive Frank and tudor.

Wow. Yay. Keep our fucking heads.

Match comms “spurs need to allow their creative players to..” I’m sorry what

On the one hand, I’m shitting bricks. On the other, I’ve been working hard to make peace with relegation since late November/December. Come on you Spurs, nonetheless.

Honestly, I could use a year without watching the football.

This kid gets it. #COYS

Tel, all season, has been disrespected by every manager. He has also been essentially the only player who works his ass off and creates.

Pahlinha barely able to leap over the advertisement board 😂

Don’t celebrate. For multiple reasons.

Frankly the only way we keep players like Xavi is if they pick up serious injuries

Xavi ACL.

Frank did a factory reset on these players. I feel bad for them and hope they get their careers back on track.

Playing RKM and Gallagher when neither has shown they’re better than the younger alternatives… whatever man

I don’t think we win another premier league match until like 2029 or 2030. Our ownership/leadership is the worst in major global professional sports.

Every morning, I’m reminded by my bad choices. Quit haunting me, overpriced Xavi kit.

When I’m depressed — usually because of Spurs — I go online and buy trees that I no longer have room for on my property.

*to the tune of sweet caroline* Pope's weak on crime Ba ba baaaaa

This shit gets me horny

People keep talking about how Spurs haven’t been awarded a penalty in this premier league season but the truly crazy thing is it’s been since November 2024. Improbable #COYS #THFC

Thank you Joe Lewis

Any other team and that’s a second yellow on Brobbey. Not us.

If you have shit managers, out of form / injured players, AND consistently face refs who have bias against you… COYS