The corruption of this regime is off the charts.

We are living in the dumbest timeline.

Oof, there are a lot of contenders. Mad Men, Vikings, Black Sails for sure. The original Dallas, Miami Vice, Hawaii 5-0, and Knight Rider are in the conversation too. Barney Miller is head and shoulders the best among sitcoms though. WKRP in Cincinnati might be the only one that comes close.

I stand with @jvl.bsky.social. The next president should commit to tearing down the Epstein Ballroom. Preferably on Day One, but I can live with Day Two as long as Day One is spent feeding ICE into a woodchipper.

I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT

Too late. We were offering a metaphor for 1933-1934. It's now 1937 in these United States.

The only authorized used of Danger Zone is for Archer and Star Wars clips. youtu.be/Z-2nIY1tB14?...

Swearing in isn’t some ceremony. You aren’t a member of Congress until it happens. He knows that. No phones, no staff, nothing. I had to escort her into the Capitol on Wed bc Capitol police must treat her as a public visitor until she’s sworn in. And solo visitors aren’t allowed during shutdown!

My god! That's @dicknixon.bsky.social's music!

In fairness, FIFA has shown no qualms about working with dictators.

I heard the "Oppo Taco" ad so many times it nearly drove me to madness.

The office that coordinates family planning and prevention of teen pregnancy got whacked? Wonder who might have suggested that....

Pretty much, yeah.

Live look at @josephpolitano.bsky.social:

"THEY WERE EVENTUALLY LET GO AFTER SHOWING THIER DOCUMENTS". In other words, they were pulled out of their cars for looking "Mexican".

Genuinely cannot wait for this, it is going to redefine the ways a game can suck ass

The administration again demonstrating its commitment to fighting socialism. Or ... something.

Big Millwall vibes here.

At this point I'm certain that a Mexican kid repeatedly stuffed Stephen Miller into a locker in middle school and high school

2015: Don’t read the comments 2025: The comments are now in charge

MORE: Immergut issued a stark warning that the efforts by Trump to make a bad-faith justification to call up the guard risked plunging the country into a form of unconstitutional military rule. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

CBS News should be considered state media if this happens.

NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats. Version of original on left, updated on right:

This dumbass wants to revive a ship class that was obsolete 80 fucking years ago.

OK, I put Jeffries on blast earlier so credit where credit is due, that's a solid response.

Oh yeah, it's me, the straight-Democratic voter who loves Trump. No wonder this party is in such a state.

Look you guys wanted him to quit drinking you can't have it both ways.

I don’t give a shit whether or not Jeffries endorses Mamdani. What I care about is his (and Schumer’s) bloodless nonresponse to Trump building an autocracy that sends troops into American cities that vote the “wrong” way.

Customs and Border Protection agents searched nearly 15,000 devices from April through June of this year, a nearly 17 percent spike over the previous three-month high in 2022.

Today in "neither our media nor our political system is designed to deal with a far right authoritarian party"

[tune of West End Girls] 🎵 Books…and… Cake… 🎵

"Okay. Well." is the new "Ah, well, nevertheless."

I already refuse to play EA games, so no change there.

Maybe instead of looking for a handout, the farmers should pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

What's the point of having "Fuck you" money if you never say "Fuck you"?

"Fuck you. Make me."

This will be like the 17th rapture that’s happened in my lifetime.

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

"a man two friends short of a podcast" is an INCREDIBLE turn of phrase. Language is beautiful

Obama could have shut down Fox News under this interpretation.

Disney: Airs 2 seasons of Andor, a show about everyday people resisting tyranny. Also Disney: Complies to tyranny in advance.

Well, what do Germans know about creeping fascism anyway?

"meaningful personal donation" this is literally financial extortion lol

Shit. How the fuck am I going to watch the Red Wings if I refuse to sign up for ESPN+?

Jury nullification is a thing.

Out of the CCP spying pan, into the regime-aligned oligarchs fire.