My guess is that AI may be a real thing, but LLMs aren't it.

-Leave Minneapolis, stop terrorizing -End arrests without warrants -stay away from schools/churches -hold the shooters accountable -leave citizens alone -take off masks -make detention facilities humane -impeach Noem

The Maltese Sausage

It's not just about immigrants. nevadacurrent.com/2026/01/29/t...

To borrow a phrase from @gregdoucette.bsky.social: Guillotines

UK government discovers recurring charges. #ThePolitics @leftback.bsky.social

She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.

It's going to be wild when Bovino does a Prigozhin-style march on DC

The announcement they were paying $40M to distribute a documentary about the first lady is what prompted me to give up my Prime subscription. (well, that and the general enshittification of Amazon)

“No, no, Jonathan, that amendment is valid only for supporters of the president.”

If you’re a country that’s not in Europe, how can you guarantee the safety of your players, staff and supporters? If you are a country that’s in Europe, you’ve seen this movie before.

$20 bottles of water on top of resort fees will do that.

Hundreds of demonstrators are streaming toward downtown Minneapolis for a march and rally against federal law enforcement, waving signs that read "ICE OUT!" 📸: Kyeland Jackson/The Minnesota Star Tribune

Is this bad? It seems like it's bad.

When even the neofascist is like, "Bruh."

Of course it happens after @kenwhite.bsky.social has already recorded Serious Trouble

Guillotine. @gregdoucette.bsky.social

I cannot tell you how absolutely infuriatingly this stuff comes across to Europeans. When we say America is no longer a reliable ally, it goes considerably deeper than Donald Trump himself. This kind of complacent, condescending shit is a *huge* part of it.

God, Mike Johnson is such a weasel.

Turns out that his friendship with John McCain was the only thing keeping Lindsey Graham decent.

“Canada lives because of the United States.” —- Me when I take the Fascist USA path in HOI4.

Good tsar, bad boyars.

She and Alina Habba can start a firm that specializes in parking garage insurance.

Gonna be totes awkward when they boycott the FIFA World Cup because of the actions of the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize

The president is threatening war, and Senate Democrats are putting up a negative WAR* *to use a baseball term

The problem with Americans finding politics boring is that it means they don’t watch the press conferences, and so they don’t realize the president has gone full Napoleon XIV.

Sir, could you help? @dicknixon.bsky.social

Like I'm pretty normie center-left Democrat who thinks the DSA are a bunch of clowns, and even I want @durbin.senate.gov and @schumer.senate.gov to board one of Elon's rockets and be fired into the sun.

The Soviet regime "defeated fascism" only after first making a deal with the fascists to carve up Eastern Europe between them.

I will go on about Bloom County AND Calvin & Hobbes, so does that make me a fully radicalized normie?

Blocked for using the line "I hope this email finds you ..."

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

"These snowflakes said mean and very hurtful things to our brave boys."

One thing I’m learning about soccer is that wins to stave off relegation hit like playoff wins

We are now 30 days beyond the statutory deadline for the full release of the Epstein files

That surprises me because the trailers made it look absolutely terrible.

How much of a cut do you suppose Trump takes for himself? 20 percent?

jd vance would sell his *own* children for a percocet if he thought it would get him closer to the presidency

I am a Lions fan who stands with Vikings Jacket Guy

Now John Oliver does this sort of thing.

You know, maybe, with the benefit of hindsight, it wasn't the best idea to appoint a guy afflicted with a brainworm to be the HHS secretary.

ICE needs to mask to protect their identities, but ICE will publicize the names of protesters ICE demands to be addressed respectfully, or ICE will call you a "fucking bitch" ICE demands to be treated civilly, or ICE will fly into a rage and kill more innocents ICE, the biggest snowflakes of all

“The cruelty is the point.” — @adamserwer.bsky.social

Just lost a game of Out of the Park Baseball so bad I suffered internal bleeding