Im still saying that all of my queers need to live in the same apartment building

Quote post using people agreeing with you to make a completely unrelated point to the person I'm subtweeting

I played this back when it was just an itch demo and holy fuck this game rules

Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later •Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation •Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames •Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties

Red Candidate Wins! - @softmaurice.bsky.social Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.

lesbian thought of the day: plane tickets should be free if you really want to make out with a woman who lives on the other side of the world

Y'all this may be the best song in a video game ever, and no, I have never played DuckTales lol youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY

I rallied back to 5-2 and @it-august.bsky.social is drawing into Top 8!! Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

Today, we must unite and support America’s Team in Game 7 of the World Series. Of course, I am referring to the Toronto Blue Jays.

you ever notice how men love hitting on lesbians in the hopes that their magic dick gives them a shot, but they aren't brave enough to do what it would actually take by transitioning? weak men these days smh

Okay so I looked closely at the sun-spider card art for the first time tonight and I have thoughts about how it depicts her mobility aids. Bc it is nonsensical. Let's break this down.

And I’m listening

they are trying to kill every trans kid in America when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink unconscionable evil

Imagine watching Groundskeeper Willie die a fiery death on live TV, cursing the children of Springfield for years to come (aired Oct 29th 1995). And then, the next morning, still traumatized by this experience, needing to get up to start your job at Wizards of the Coast.

Obviously this card is just a fucked up seed for my Star Trek cube

Okay I'm done complaining, here's the coolest card from Spider-Man

But also? I LOVE Spider-Man! He's unambiguously a good guy who cares so so so hard, with loads of colorful and wonderful and heartfelt stories to tell about him. I have every Spidey comic from a 10 year period. I was "the Spider-Man belt girl" at a previous job. Pre-transition, my signature look

I finally figured out how to put my problems with the Spidey set into words, beyond just "the cards kinda suck"

Oh, you like baseball huh? Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

The Venn Diagram for the group that spoke up about VML having its support cut, and the group that signed a petition to get MAGA Hat Guy unbanned from Card Titan events, are two completely separate and non-overlapping circles

As a baby, I only ate consistently because my mom got SNAP benefits. They save lives. Eroding the social safety net is killing your fellow humans.

Rebecca Hunter is your Bo Jackson Battle Arena $10K Champion at #SCGBALTIMORE! 💥 👏 Shoutout to the entire Top 8 for an amazing showing in this stacked 10-Pack Sealed event! ⚾ Make plans to join us at an SCG CON near you!👇 scgcon.starcitygames.com

Hey hot guy from cubecon get back to my friend already!

im a gold star anti-colonialist (never had sex with a british person)

@sundaysaturn.bsky.social and I will be there, you should be, too!

a cis womans husband cheats on her with a trans woman, so she divorces him. their prenup was pretty strict on infidelity, too, so she absolutely cleans him out months after the dust settles, she runs into the trans woman at the grocery store. the trans womans eyes burn with anger,

still fucks me up that when in a era of 'pick one of three random upgrades, then get back to killing a shitload of swarming enemies' being the big thing in games, there hasn't been a new Smash TV made in this model

Have a disk horse 💿🐎 #mtgcube

Ya girl forgot her addy at home so it's time for Commercial Girl Juice™️ to save the day

Nobody can tell you how you have to use hybrid in a cube

I love cubecon and all my friends.

Free hybrid mana! (And ban Rhystic lol)

The last week fucking ruled. I feel creatively refreshed, and so excited to see what comes out of this year's post-cubecon wave of design

Magic: the Gathering players want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

My prayer for today. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🏳️‍🌈 🕯 something 🕯 lesbian will 🕯 happen to you 🕯 soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

This year, CubeCon is raising money for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention in honor of our dear friend Jonathan Brostoff, who we tragically lost 1 year ago. Please consider tuning in and donating to this important cause.

A couple hours late, but I'm headed to CubeCon!

Knitting circles were amazing because you got to get work done while having a damn good time socializing. Consider: the Sorting Circle. Y'all bring your cards that need sorted, order some pizza, and spend 4-8 hours having a wonderful time together while your collection becomes more manageable.

@beyondthemachina.bsky.social they look AMAZING and I'm so glad they made it in time for @cubecon.org! Going RIGHT into Disaster Movie Cube 🤘

@sundaysaturn.bsky.social and I spent the week updating the Boudican Destruction Horizon, just in time for it to be featured at STL³, our first local small #mtgcube event!

Bebop and Rocksteady are PEAK villain design

This is awesome advice. I keep spinning out of control sub-themes in Disaster Movie into their own #mtgcube plans. ...now I just have to finish a new cube for the first time in 18 months lol

put a transsexual lesbian on the supreme court

@chriskmooney.bsky.social off-Broadway UB set with StarKid secret lairs when? 🚬😎🤘

AND...? And I want more. I not only want this to be the first in a cross-planar YA trilogy, but I want to be able to write other books across Magic's incredibly rich and meaty multiverse. I want Innistrad gothic thrillers and Duskmourn splatterpunk. I am greedy. I want fast passes to adventure!

WotC gimme that TMNT time-traveling hotness

I am once again begging for a reprint of