The White House’s decision to punish the Associated Press by eliminating its access to President Donald Trump’s events, the Oval Office and Air Force One is unconstitutional, a federal judge said.

the other place is down and I don’t know what to do with myself

deadbeat of the decade (she just deleted this reply lol)

our videographer isn't able to get his visa renewed by our institution so he'll be heading back to nepal if he doesn't get another work visa in the states. right now he's using all his accrued vacation time to go on a cross-country roadtrip, which is the most american thing I can think of right now.

sometimes I think i'm a little funny and that's cool

challengers and queer got snubbed in oscar noms and i'll never forgive the academy for this

@psychopompmike.bsky.social hi bestie

You've reached the end of your doom. Refresh for new doom.

It really sucks when it turns out that the art you enjoy was created by an awful person. But there are better people whose art you can now give a chance.

if stan twitter moved over here i'd be happy not to use the platform ever again but until that happens i'm stuck

don’t crucify myself over every mistake challenge (difficulty: impossible)

get yourself a boss that gifts you little trinkets and coffee gift cards for christmas (even when we said we weren't going to exchange gifts!!!!)

it feels good, girl, it feels good it feels good, girl, it feels good it feels good, girl, it feels good oh, to be alone with you

you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! you better not shout! ȳ̸͚̝̻͌o̸͖̬͍̽̇̿u̸̹̘͇̇͌ ̶͉̪̽͂̀b̷̛̞̫̩̾̄ë̶̳͉̥́͝ṱ̷̊t̵͓̭͑e̸̹̦͊́r̵̨͇͙͌ ̸̞̙̃͝ņ̶̨͈̑͆o̴̗͆t̴̜͑͊̾ ̶̣̣̈͘s̵̺̎h̷͔̆́ͅȍ̴̯̥u̶̝̔̈͜ṯ̵̡̾!̴̺̫̾͠

the grim reaper, around the corner: GODDAMNIT

How do I do this tho #watercolor #illustration #comic #artadventcalendar #art

All the other kids with their pumped-up kicks Used to laugh and call him names

maybe since The Incident occurred my insurance will approve my prescription request

I got my flu shot at 10 a.m. and I want to go to bed now.

oops, sorry, your request for sympathy for the multimillionaire health insurance CEO has been denied.

I counted how many books I read this year and HOLY SHIT 23 books!?

Whilst you slumbered, I studied the blade.* *watched all 240 episodes of The History Channel’s competition series Forged in Fire in a delirious binge

the person I normally bug with random shenanigans is not replying and I!!! need!!! validation!!!!!!!

sometimes you just gotta sit in your office after the therapists explain your sons are delayed in all areas except physical development and cry

prepared to shove two months of work into the next 15 workdays and not cry about it! even once!

what do you mean i have to go back to work

To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit

introduced my husband to stickers and created this masterpiece

shitting myself to death in the imodium aisle at CVS, leaving brown claw marks on all the locked displays

Philly hated the mascot Gritty at first, but then as other people started to hate on Gritty, too, Philly got real mad and decided he might be a clownfuck factory of a mascot, but he was THEIR clownfuck factory of a mascot, so piss off. Enter the word skeet into the conversation.

I think it was this one with windows 98. i played so much ts1 on this bad boy.

I think i’m in craft/scrapbook supply hell on tiktok because all the ads i’m getting are for sticker books

here’s melody for the feed, too, since she felt left out. she’s the softest of the trio.

did it hurt when the stray cat ignored your pspspsps

for real why are people incessantly posting about which website they are posting on. we’re already here. on a website, reading the posts

expect not to see them here. however, I will always post photos of my cats. say hi to pippin.

my favorite genre of photos I take of my kids are the accidentally faceless ones

anybody else drink a full cup of coffee and immediately go back to sleep?

Bluesky is a place to make your intrusive thoughts everyone's problem

november 5x5 (feat. some new additions to the rotation)

out here tryin’ to feel good again

of course americans have a holiday which conflates gratitude with gluttony

the tarot girls on tik tok are all roasting me

the boys had moved their mattress by the door (when they should have been sleeping) and I went to go straighten up the room. when i opened the door, it looked like the videos you see catch a family of raccoons inside a dumpster

i won't deny i’ve got in my mind now (hey, yeah) all the things we'd do so i’ll try to talk refined for fear that you find out (hey, yeah) how i’m imagining you

shout out to the girlies with food issues today (it's me, i'm girlies)