I’m so old I remember when The Onion’s articles were completely distinguishable from reality.

Worker owned social media when

Além disso, o Conselho de Ética pode decidir HOJE MESMO se abrirá o processo que pode cassar o mandato deste verme que se esconde nos EUA para tramar contra o próprio país.

🇧🇷 Esquerda convoca manifestações para este domingo, em todo o país, contra a PEC da Blindagem. Artistas renomados da música brasileira, como Chico Buarque, Caetano Veloso e Gilberto Gil, confirmaram presença no ato que acontecerá no Rio de Janeiro. @midianinjaoficial.bsky.social

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.

Tem promoção imperdível na prateleira da justiça tributária! 👀 👇

Em uma noite VERGONHOSA, a Câmara dos Deputados aprovou, em dois turnos, a PEC DA BANDIDAGEM. Essa PEC determina que deputados só poderão ser investigados e presos, inclusive por corrupção ou assassinato, com autorização do Plenário da Câmara dos Deputados em votação secreta. +👇🏽

Imagina um país onde há uma gestapo com cota de pessoas para prenderem por dia, priorizando as mais vulneráveis (mas não se limitando a elas), a maioria delas com fichas limpas, sendo presas pq o governo quer bater meta de prisões diárias..

I love to download a software update and spend the rest of the day researching how to undo all the bullshit they changed for no reason

For the record. My posts were not even about Kirk directly, but about America's apathy towards political violence, and the coddling of white male shooters and hate peddlers. I was fired because I mentioned race: white men and violence-- that was my "gross misconduct."

Installed a gate to prevent the cat from getting into the office but he's slipped through while I installed it and I can't find the clasp bit that releases the gate so turns out I have in fact locked myself out of the office while he chills inside

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

the worlds largest global recipient of govt handouts is on a global tour trying to overthrow elected govts

if only the fascists blamed themselves for the violence they inflict on one another, but nay, they scapegoat others instead, especially the queer and the black, to ignore their infighting is to be divided and picked apart, after all they won't even spare their own

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

sometimes think about the fact that if I'd done everything the same but had been born ten years later my current quality of life would be impossible with my income. college twice as expensive, housing twice as expensive, daycare twice as expensive, higher interest rates. completely unsustainable

The interesting thing about this cartoon is that magas will inevitably call me sick for posting and agreeing with it. But… this is just Kirk’s own words cartoonified. So what about it is sick exactly?

Some of the high quality content Zuckerberg’s platform is algorithmically shoveling into the brains of American consumers. This story is 100% made up, in case that wasn’t obvious.

Two cakes!

now listening:

PODE JÁ!!

APRENDE COMO FAZ UM PAÍS SEUS CORNO

sextou demais caralho, valeu cármem e xandão

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

The gall to expect the nation to mourn a man who happened to suffer the price he demanded other people pay for the policies he supported is quite something. He didn't care when any of us normal people were killed in this exact same manner.

Condenou o ajudante de ordens mas absolveu o ordenante de ordens

My mother died because she couldn't get the mammograms she was told by a doctor to get yearly, and her cancer returned. Public policy decisions killed her. THAT'S political violence. But it was quiet, and slow, so America doesn't care.

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

pessoa é a favor de maconha usa maconha: fica de boa pessoa é a favor de arma toma um tiro: fica puto ???

eu tinha comprado uma cerveja para comemorar a condenação do bolsonaro, mas depois do voto do fux, eu acho que ela passou do prazo de validade

A lot of you whores would wag your fingers at slave revolts because "The slave owners have families." Stfu

Medo de acordar de madrugada, ir assaltar a geladeira e o Fux estar falando ainda lá dentro :/

How it feels to deal with liberal "friends" today

"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of all the posters who will get banned today. They made the ultimate sacrifice and we will honor their memories

It’s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I can’t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.

lol, lmao even, furthermore, rofl

I think it's good to keep getting mad about evil and unjust things, if only to remind yourself and everyone else that these things are in fact evil and unjust. I don't think it's naive. Nor is it wise and sophisticated to adopt a "You fool, nothing matters and nothing good can ever happen" posture

Yeahhhhh these people are not interested in actually preventing school shootings