one must imagine monica lewinsky happy

my depressed gay son has conquered Sparta but he’s also an alcoholic now

unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head

one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power

it is SOOOOOO hard to get out of bed when there is a warm dog sleeping on your belly and also you are full of antihistamines

as promised my @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic is now complete and you can read it here!! archiveofourown.org/works/736456...

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

I fear I've been horrible at promo but please pitch your shit. lol

who cares about the mario galaxy trailer. final pam is back

DALE ROMANS?

i've seen multiple people repeating or paraphrasing this "joke" lately and i think it's just sort of entered the zeitgeist (i wonder why) but it's always good 2 know where such things come from

im generally an optimist. i believe in the inevitability of rebellion against tyranny and other such star wars. but im ngl im also getting pretty impatient for the pendulum swing

Fandom truly is so much of subjecting yourself and your passions to the dumbest and most poorly socialized kids who wanted good grades in English class

something about november rain and mud specifically makes me feel genuinely aggressive like im gonna FIGHT the SKY

Thus do all traitors

there are so many hunting rifles going off today it sounds like something terrible is happening but it’s literally just the last day of turkey season

im still writing tmb im just in one of those chapters that lasts 5000 years and sort of has to be bad in the first draft so i can figure out what it actually needs to be in the edit

first snow

sometimes I think about the fact that someone (VERY long story short) tried to extort both me and the us forest service back in 2022

#Habs Current Situation: 🏒 #GoHabsGo are tops in their division 🏒 Cole Caufield leads the #NHL in goals 🏒 Ivan Demidov & Oliver Kapanen are the top rookies in the League As Caufield just said to the Bell Centre crowd: "it's good to be a Montreal Canadien right now!"

Cole Caufield scores his NHL-leading 12th goal of the season 🔥

You know him, you love him: Nicholas Masaru James Suzuki

hockey vibes were gooooood tonight

covid booster

Just got diagnosed with swole by the pharmacist who gave me my Covid shot also

Celebrities used to engage tailors

why is he covered in single jointed ring bits

The Sinner's Guide to Heaven Western AU | Explicit | 20k Author: postmodernau (tumblr) | @hawkinslocal.bsky.social  (ao3/bluesky)  Artist: grimweathers (tumblr) | @grimweather.bsky.social  (bluesky) Beta Reader: shdwsilk (tumblr) | lovessong (ao3) #steddiebang25

twelve hungry men

I made a post on fb saying it’s been a year since Covid gave me an immune disorder and asking everyone to get vaccinated &&& an anti vax mom immediately swooped in telling me not to “stir negative feelings” towards “others in [my] midst”

I just deadlifted 150+ lbs without even thinking about it

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Cope HARDER Lmaooooo

the sinner’s guide to heaven for @steddiebbang.bsky.social fic by @hawkinslocal.bsky.social (link in replies)

been having a chuckle about this. looking on that subreddit, the mods are constantly running searches for and deleting posts that mention mamdani. the posters have been saying things like "the frontrunner for mayor" and so on to evade getting banned lol

the speech

One of these days, Capitalism will sustain its last wound. It will topple and die, and we will see it bleed out in the street, neither mourned nor missed. Every cut and needle's prick brings us closer to that day.

if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom. going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.

Cheney was so evil that him dying actually lifted a curse

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

kinktober #6! (also belated— i did start it in october, though, but didn't finish in time for halloween) tags: consensual blight tentacles. blight consentacles cw: ambiguous hole penetration (Tarquin) #ashur #theviper #tarquin #tashur #viperquin #datv #veilguard #tentacles #nsfw #nsfwart

do you got any games on ur phone

NEW DAY. NEW CHANCE TO PROVE LOVE. LETS TROT

one day I will learn to keep my sleeves down when I’m reverse searing steak

Ivan Demidov snaps some ankles, then ties the game up seconds later Insanity at the Bell Centre

Bolduc sends Sanderson right into the bench, then lets MacDermid go face-first into the boards