Boy, there's a lot of consternation about Arber Xhekaj dropping Carrick at the end of Game 3. None of that energy applied to Norris throwing an uppercut at Bolduc who is getting tackled by Logan Stanley already, or Dahlin throwing a punch at Veleno after he cross checked him.

not the highest quality video but i just have to share because wow, what a perfectly framed shot

Carrick wanted the smoke from Arber Xhekaj, and for his troubles he gets one punched

“Maturity doesn’t necessarily have an age.” That sounds counterintuitive, but there is perhaps no better description of the current state of the Montreal Canadiens than that line from the primary source of that maturity, Martin St. Louis. www.nytimes.com/athletic/726...

Tage Thompson takes a spill, and Alexandre Carrier takes it the other way for a snipe. 4-1 #Habs

if the employee who got caught liking the pornography on here was like 'misclick lol' and left it alone i would have thought it was a misclick. since he's going around suspending anyone who mentions it i do not believe that. i believe he was viewing the pornography lustfully

Cow tools

unfortunately I think im in an endless cycle of doing too much, waking up exhausted as a result, and doing too much again until i crash

lrt challenge level impossible

Begging people not from Quebec to be normal about Quebec

need a fuckin priv so i can say some VULNERABLE SHIT

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

‪A peewee coach, a Costco employee, a Frenchman and an irrelevant player walk into a playoff series…‬

lrt come with me get into hockey witness a pack of stray dogs who love each other very much give one of the perennial best teams in the league absolute fits

This Tampa Bay Lightning fan is in shambles right now watching them down 3-2 in the series vs the Habs

clipped the best parts of the interview lol

THE TWO OF CUPS Upright: unity, partnership, attraction, connection, close bonds, mutual respect, love For the Viperquin 2026 Exchange! archiveofourown.org/collections/... #tashur #viperquin #tarquin #ashurvesperian #datv #veilguard #dragonage #dragonagefanart

Taking a few more minutes to savor "Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic."

Bolduc with his first playoff goal for the Habs! 1-0 Montreal

Not that I was upset about that or cared about it at all.

Lane Hutson smokes the OT winner Habs up 2-1 in the series

This is what you worked your entire lives for. This moment. This time. This game.

It appears to be quite loud in the Bell Centre

Calvin's Dad Meme: Despite being emo music, My Chemical Romance is actually 9/11

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

Cole Caufield told the Players Tribune to publish this story right before the Canadiens’ first home playoff game. You won’t want to skip reading this.

✨ 🔞 fic found! 🔞✨ this is we know where we're going by occasional_loverboy, read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/431173...

sports :)

Juraj Slafkovský with a hat trick and overtime winner for Montreal

game 1 recap

I’m not thriving rn but I am living, loving, and Slaffing.

Slafkovsky on the power play and it's all tied up in Tampa

did too much today without compression wrapping and now the extra bone in my leg hurts

man it is up to my ankles rushing river flooding outside rn and I just don’t have much left in me

i hate pay estimated taxes

I do not deserve the amount of rain and therefore mud I am dealing with rn

AI is profoundly unpopular. A recent NBC News poll found that among 18-34 year-olds, AI's net favorability rating is -44. *Negative 44*. Those are basically serial killer numbers. It's not much better among women 18-49. (Men over 50 and upper class are the only ones who like AI, and just barely.)

The Canadiens are embarking on a playoff challenge that feels like the start of something special. For Brendan Gallagher, however, last night felt like the end of something special. But he can, and should, enjoy this shade. Free to read. www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

A diving effort by Jake Evans gets the Habs back within a goal!

You might as well attempt to string 60,000 words together because what else do you have going on?

people who are my friends irl are pmo today

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it. 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon. Okay, don't. Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere. If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

im becoming immune to day job imposter syndrome because every day i hear about someone inventing a new and interesting way to do it very badly and put themselves and others in harm's way

i am now in another loop of calling the allergist's office and the specialty pharmacy over and over because the office did not fax the pharmacy a form

Canada’s carceral system disproportionately impacts indigenous peoples and communities. Preventing incarcerated people from accessing libraries is about more than saving a paltry couple million bucks per year. This is disgusting.

Lane Hutson's two assists in 28 seconds give 78 points this season, the third highest total by a Canadiens defenceman in team history.