my fellow writers all know about the onomastikon, right? tekeli.li/onomastikon/

can you imagine saying this in public to another human being like can you imagine admitting this

tmb is starting to feel ummm real. like a real novel

man i just did a lot of manual labor for a bitch in the middle of her worst ever mcas flare

Terrifying Terrain, by Elizabeth Murray, 1989-90

crying

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

guess who’s back at the allergiiiiist

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

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my new band name

man. some days you just feel like a different species, huh

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer. In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

Time and again, the story of the successful resistance to Trump’s authoritarianism is in the strength and courage of individuals, often at great personal risk, set against marked cowardice by institutions and elected officials in positions of actual power.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds. I support neither imperialism or dictatorship. Sahar Delijani said it best:

The entire millennial identity is being prepared and groomed for a version of the world that stopped existing by the time we reached it we slammed into a horizon painted on a brick wall like fucking looney tunes

You simply do not have to respect the troops

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

The QTs on this are a good read

i want to like ellipsus sooooo bad and it has so much potential but is just not quite there yet. back 2 microsoft goddamn word for draft 2 of tmb i GUESS

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GQ7YSVDF or on tingleverse patreon www.patreon.com/posts/not-po...

i just found out bbno$ is cancon

Republicans, every single day: fuck your bodily autonomy Normal people: go fuck yourself Dem leaders, for some reason: Let's compromise and fuck only *some* people's bodily autonomy

For those not well-versed in NHL history, riding a wave of popularity thanks to a hit TV show and a high profile team winning a long-awaited championship then wrecking those vibes by showing it fully supports facism is VERY NHL. The only thing missing is the owners forcing another lockout.

update i probably have something called myositis ossificans, which is when a muscle gets bruised so bad it starts trying to grow bone tissue for some reason

When someone who calls themselves a journalist covers the team usa gold medal win as if it’s a normal hockey event

As Kash Patel actively covers up the murders of Minnesotans, the Minnesota Wild GM invites him into the USA locker room. Awful look.

what’s most amazing about the usa hockey disaster is how predictable it was and yet how many perfectly reasonable intelligent americans were blindsided. I coulda told you any day of the week what was about to happen and there was hank green, merrily posting in celebration

not sure how the "it's not politics" crowd is going to square having hockey players attend the "cheer the politicians i like and boo the ones i don't" gala. should be an interesting and memorable evening!

Your hockey gold medal celebrations update: Per Flavor Flav, the women’s team accepted his invitation to celebrate in Las Vegas. In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail, Jack Hughes says he’s excited to visit Trump “Yeah, we're excited. Everything is so political. We're athletes.”

Gotta read @alexkirshner.com on the men's team post-gold locker-room talk with Kash Patel and Trump at the expense of the women's team. "A particular bummer here was the visible, bent-over laughter of overtime hero Jack Hughes, whose mom literally works for the women’s team."

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

this entire situation shouldn’t be too surprising but perfectly illustrates how so many men just despise women and that that hatred is actively an important aspect of the far right project

An ICE agent shot and killed 23-year-old U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas almost an entire year ago and hid the shooting from the public. It’s only now coming to light, 11 months later, due to Freedom of Information Act requests. What else is the regime hiding from us?

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

the concept of partying with the guy who went under oath to say that epstein didn’t do anything wrong

People on Bluesky: “sPoRtS aReN’t PoLiTiCaL” The United States men’s national hockey team: *parties in their dressing room with Kash Patel*

americans celebrating this go fuck yourselves

Matthew Tkachuk is literally on Trump’s anti-trans sports board. Kash Patel was celebrating in the dressing room with Dylan Larkin. Jack Eichel was photographed attending a Trump rally. The team will inevitably go to Trump’s White House soon, too. Do NOT tell me to separate the team from the regime

every day I have to remind myself that I love what I do more than I hate this fucking country

excited to watch americans pretend they know anything about hockey lmao

I'm seeing a lot of this, folks.... You are being ignorant. The Olympics are propaganda. They have always been propaganda. They are literally war games between nations where victors are crowned as superior. Next I'll hear someone say the Summit Series wasn't political.

can't wait to see the uwu feel good story american hockey boys at the white house shaking hands with the fash

i literally don't care about whatever american feel good story fuck your country

At least we’ll never have to count on Jordan Binnington again

americans you got outplayed by a canadian team inexplicably running our worst goalie all tournament btw