Persistently normal about this franchise

My brain keeps giving me story ideas and I feel overwhelmed until I realize they're ALL just flavors of the same sci-fi isolation/existential horror

Is anyone else's bsky suddenly feeding them a bunch of literal clowns???????

Every so often, my eyes will just start stinging and burning and tearing up SO MUCH and it looks like I'm high and crying and it's GREAT when it happens in PUBLIC at the REGISTER in a GROCERY STORE

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

So his qualifications are being from a red state and also an MMA fighter???

after a barrage of car troubles that obliterated us this week, the bowel obstruction scare with butter came at the absolute worst time and the urgent visit to our vet wiped out our grocery budget for both us and the cats for the week. 😭 shares and donations are both appreciated. <3 #mutualaid

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remember 3 days ago when they pretended like they’d never bomb an elementary school with children in it

Finally actually diving into CP2077 and woof, I remember the brain dance thing being worse at release and hay being made about it but it still is SUPER reminiscent of the one time I had an EEG and they flashed lights in my eyes to see if I'd have a seizure and uhh

Me: I am simply not in the headspace to approach this conversation at the moment; can I save time for you later? My therapist: do you think your aversion to discomfort has so thoroughly eroded your distress tolerance that you are now unavailable for yourself as well as others who want help

Like Billy Butcher but actually a butch. Butcher

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Are they suggesting real men eat balls for breakfast

Please enjoy a full minute of macaroni sucking her toes

I have to stay on FB because who else is gonna harass deceptive local pro-life crisis pregnancy centers

I feel like we're all convinced and terrified that an air bubble in our IV will kill us and echo techs just run in like what up bitch it's time for a BUBBLE STUDY shwshwshwshwshwshwsh

oops! some self-indulgent joy [ #jasperdraws #veilguard #rooklace #dragonageart ]

Cw: death, grief Today is 11 years since my mom died. Incidentally:

nooooo that's my emotional support 3 lb bag of mandarin oranges

My fave thing to do right now is throw on the perspective drawing guide in procreate and zone out to music while drawing in abstract details as they come

I love lesbians because we all saw Eivor Varinsdottir and then sunk 200 hours into AC just for her

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

If you have a choice illness, what is your favorite unsolicited piece of advice or snake oil that was hawked at you? My personal fave """MS cure""" is a tie between meditating and taking 50,000IU Vit D every day indefinitely.

It's MS awareness month! If you have the means and the desire, consider donating to the MS Society. Personally, they helped with information and resources and community when I was newly diagnosed, AND got me discounts on cool packs so basically they saved my life ✋😌 www.nationalmssociety.org

Wanna get high and do art and watch video essays hmm hmm hmm I'm watching this youtu.be/wJqTYQbu4lk?...

I didn't have a college fund so when i got to college age, my dad would float the idea of joining the guard (like himself) to pay for school. Then he went overseas once, came back, and made me swear to never join the military.

I went through and added up the total paid rents through our adopt-a-rent program, and it is 329 families for $463,217. All peer-to-peer, no fundraising. Just neighbors helping each other out. If you want to adopt a family, and can afford to give $500 or more, signal me at asiniiwiikwe.72

Between being fingerprinted by the state and the feds and now having my exome sequenced, my life of crime truly was killed in the cradle

Doing a comfort reading of a comfort book (Annihilation, obv) and as much as I love the movie, the nameless biologist will always ✨get me✨

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

🕯️The Pitt nightshift spin-off so I can spend more time with Dr. Ellis 🕯️

I can't get the MMR booster cause of my immune suppressant, so I'm trusting y'all to get vaccinated. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

I ate shit on the ice like I'm some fucking ICE agent 😔 now I can't feel two of my fingertips is that okaaaayyy

Yesterday was insane so I got home and got high and a ton of cookies just appeared on my doorstep this morning that I vaguely remember ordering so hmm

I grew up being able to grab a copy of The Onion off the shelf at the coffee shop or diner and laugh with my dad. Do you want to laugh with your dad? It's a great bonding experience.

When I worked at Starbucks, the only time we'd try to upsell like they wanted us to was when the DM was literally right behind us listening and the customers were so put off by it. Guarantee it starts as "please and thanks" and then it's "are you up selling" and then it's "are you unionizing"

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

If you're sad because you want someone to get you flowers, may I suggest my ex-boyfriend who kept buying me flowers even though I kept telling him I don't want flowers and would have to be careful about which anyway because of my cats?

I like to loop past Alex's and Renee's memorials on my way home from work sometimes and it makes me feel better to see people still visiting and remembering. But I don't want to be creep posting strangers so check out this bus stop 😌

I hate a "it's just the internet, nothing here is real" mfer

The only way you become more conservative by learning about history is wanting becoming more conservative to be your end goal anyway

You know what really fucked me up as a lesbian dealing with comphet? Any appreciation for any man being seen as sexual interest

smh where are the real bottom tubes at

People with dead parents clocking each other from a mile away like

Big fan of the way that people post "yay" and the comments are 100% disappointment that it isn't The Event we've all been waiting for

Pleading with you to keep your comments and compliments to just things people chose or can change.