Ten minutes left in second shift ass post

Family guy Bible: "God said let there be light, and there was light. And he saw that it was frieken sweet."

There is no depravity I will not sink to for one experience point

I played a couple sessions of FIST as a hotshot sniper with an adrenaline addiction and a death wish; purposely removed the silencer from my rifle and alerted all of creation to our plan for xp. Would recommend.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

the crazy thing about having tits as a trans woman is that people will stare right at them and call you sir.

1 year hrt and absolutely no fashion sense vs 14 years and a tit job.

Let me tell y'all being awake at 6 in the morning after laying in bed since midnight but unable to fall asleep is not good for your mental health

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Once again.

i am bitterly jealous of v-tubers because it should have been me* *has no skill as a performer and CANNOT talk to a chat while playing video games at the same time, just wants everyone to see me as a freaky cartoon doll.

been looking at a lot of Diane Arbus' photography of freak show performers lately; i'm especially taken by her portraits of crossdressers and female impersonators.

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I want to push back against the sentiment that we live in terrible political times and we must exist as if we don't. Let me hold your hand gently when I say this: You don't have to keep it moving like the world isn't burning. You can meet the moment *and* do daily life. Let's talk about how. 🧵

not getting enough hours at my crummy retail job; if anyone has any leads on jobs for someone with 5+ years experience in technical writing in the chicago area do let me know!!!

starting the new year off right by messaging my doctor to let her know i haven't used that referral because i can't afford the appointment.

Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

i finished boardwalk empire recently; that show fucking ruled, it might even be black sails tier.

once you get close enough to me you will come to learn that accepting the most idiotic, nonsense bits at random times is part of the contract to being my friend/partner.

In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.

happy 2026 i met some new people, hung out with some old friends, and drank more beers than usual so i am mirthful and full of the joy of life. I want joy for everyone. A better world is always possible if there are those who are willing to fight for it ALSO i looked great in this dress.

Headed to a new years party so here's one more fit for 2025 (ft: a dress that was my mom's)

✨WEDNESDAY CON!!✨ @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social was kind enough to comm a big piece for our wednesday tabletop group. Characters across campaigns and one-shots, a cameo by our (often-but not always) GM @zacharyolson.bsky.social, and ofc shoutout @emilyriesbeck.bsky.social and @baal-pit.bsky.social 💜

Alan Wake (writing on a typewriter shortly after talking to some teenagers): They explained what "six-seven" meant, and then decided that it was okay not to know memes after all, and it didn't make you old.

playing magnagothica maleghast and you know i gotta play these guys.

Working retail in the gayborhood is so funny because you'll see the biggest toughest meanest looking dude roll up and then he opens his mouth and removes all doubt lol

how it feels to go back to the draft for one more tweak after you said in front of god and everyone you weren't allowed to fuck with it anymore.

Need a "this is not a place of honor" sign for bugs that get in my bathroom.

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One time a terf told me "you're so mannish, your cheekbones have penises." Credit where it's due it got a laugh out of me.

For Xmas Angie got me some old sewing patterns for doll clothes I am so excited

A new guy for you to fall in love with

Keith Haring, The Nativity, subway drawing, c. 1983

Happy holidays to y'all I hope you can fill your day/week/whatever with comfort and joy this season

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

My 8th grade English teacher went HARD for one bit of writing advice: No Two Sentences Start With the Same Word. Nowadays I LOVE an effective use of repetition, especially at the start of a sentence! But the real advice was "vary your sentence structure" and, more broadly, "write with intention."

I'll just gently say, re: Least Favorite Writing Advice, that a lot of examples I've seen are—while basic!—actually pretty useful and good. Dismissal of them feels rooted in narrow interpretations, misunderstanding the breadth of application, and/or treating said advice as law rather than guidance.

A LOT of writing advice boils down to Write With Intention, tbh. That's your north star. And the ask is never "be prescriptive about this advice" but rather, "use this as a rough measuring stick for whether what you're doing is the most effective version of what you're trying to do."

you know how i know executive dysfunction is a thing? In the WEEK ive been employed again, working on my book in moments between dinner and sleep, i've gotten more done than like the last two months of umemployment slash depressive episode.

"You need to explain this part." No. I don't. The fact that it is unexplained is exactly what gives it power.

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"Great writing can't be taught." Total bullshit. Writing is just as much of a teachable and learnable skill as playing an instrument or acting or painting. You don't have to have any prodigy to write a great book - just a strong work ethic, years of practice, and a willingness to innovate.

i've been playing a campaign of Draw Steel with my partners and some friends for a bit. I keep being a fence-sitter about it. I don't think Draw Steel has a whole lot of gas for narrative but i gotta hand it to them the tactics are fun. Throwing guys into other guys, and down holes, is fun. #rpg

good morning today is my last day of work before xmas and i start at 4 pm so i'm listening to Silversun Pickups and trying to rush down as much of this book as i possibly can before then!

they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead

!! Here’s a link to full video of the 60 Minutes segment that Bari Weiss killed last minute, via @jasonparis.bsky.social: is.gd/paU8Ko (It was uploaded to the Global TV app in Canada, seemingly by accident, and has now been taken down)

i watched it with subtitles on in the comfort of my own home which might have helped but also like who fucking cares at the end of the day what they're yapping about in Tenet, you're here to see a car explode in reverse.

definitely share EVERYONES opinions on how the Odyssey costumes look kinda weird and bad but everyone said Tenet was bad and they were wrong and stupid so idk man i might so see it.